Christopher vs Best Buy

Posted on May 18th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

“You Fucking Customers, I Can’t Fucking Believe You Fucking Customers!”

Those were the words that were screamed at me in the parking lot of Best Buy as I pushed an overflowing cart of computers, monitors and other various computer components to my car last night from the door employee’s of Best Buy.

Let me rewind a little.
I needed to pick up a couple of new computers for some interns I just hired at work, I did my homework at home found a best buy that had two of the computers I wanted in stock and went over to buy them. Simple right? Wrong. Things were going fairly smooth in the purchasing of a few new computers that is until I actually talked to a Best Buy employee. When I got to the store all the employee’s wearing blue shirts were very busy helping elderly people pick out a new mouse or other similar computer component, which is a very worthy way to spend your time as a Best Buy employee. However I already knew exactly what I needed I just needed someone to ring me up. Hell I was even willing to climb the ladder and get the computer off the wall.

So I say to the manager in the computer section. “Hey Brian.. want to sell a couple computers.. it will take 3 minutes all I need you to do is ring me up.”
Brian the Manager responds “No that isn’t my job, talk to someone in blue”

Generally people don’t respond to me this way so I was rather taken back and actually went and found this young lady Dana (in blue) to help me. We went through the process of getting the computers.. it only took her about 30 minutes to gather the stuff I wanted.. even though it was all within a 30 yard radius of the counter and I was trying to help.. (by personally pointing out the computers, monitors, ect and gathering them up…) but as fate would have it they only had 1 of the computers I was trying to buy… it took her about 30 minutes to give up on her inventory system and just tell me they only had one.. to which I just bought the next model up. No biggie. Of course it took her another 30 minutes to ring me up because I was attempting to pay via business check. After 30 minutes.. she concluded I just couldn’t pay by business check today.. I handed her my Amex and way son my way in 10 seconds.

This is where the story gets interesting.. the one thing that irritates me pretty much worst than anything in the world is the door security at stores. They have a right to stop me and look at my receipt. This is obviously a contrived and pointless exercise designed to convince people that you cannot steal from Best Buy. As I exited the door the door checkers noticed me.. Rodney (6′ black dude) and James (6′4″ white boy) they both yell out “Sir, we need to see your receipt to which I continue walking.. because (they don’t) and I’m not going to allow this invasion of privacy in my life. As I get to the second door in best buy they have both sprinted over and are talking quickly about how they need to see my receipt to which.

I say “No you don’t”

Rodney “Actually we do”

Me “Why?”

Rodney stops looks at me stunned and say’s “We need to check this stuff out of our system”

Me (chuckling at this point and still moving foward) “Common, we both know that isn’t true”

(I’m now in the middle of a street between the lot and the store)  James grabs the cart, which honestly stunned me..   I’ve done this many times now and nobody has actually ever physically stopped me form moving forward as I’ve left the store, usually they give up when I say No… it seemd I had to presistant employee’s on my hands to night… Fantastic.

Me “What are you doing?”

James “Stopping you from going to your car”

Me “You have No legal authority to stop me, you Do Realize that Right?”

James “Actually I do”

Me (I pull out my cell phone and start dialing): “I hate to get the police involved like this but it seems to me you guys are either assaulting me or planning on robbing me, I’m not 100% sure what crime your committing right now but I do know I own everything in this cart and you guys don’t own it”

James (stunned quickly removes his hand from my cart) and I continue forward

Me”Thank You”

Rodney “What the fuck man”

Me “Rodney relax, you actually don’t have a right to stop people like that, you can refuse me service but you can’t stop me from leaving with items I own, that is similar to you searching a womans purse or not allowing me to leave the store wearing my hat”

I’m now at my car loading up when Rodney loses it.. (in front of maybe 50 other customers who are now watching the situation).

Rodney “What the Fuck is wrong with you Fucking Customers, I can’t fucking believe you fucking people”

At this point I’m thinking.. man maybe I should show him my receipt I really don’t want him to get fired for screaming at customers… (generally he was a cool dude.. mislead but cool) then of course I decide against this and get into my car and drive off. Nothing bad happened because they had no legal right to do anything in the first place.
What is the moral of this story, there are a few.. you don’t have to stop for exit security at stores. If you don’t want the government to invade your privacy start with the things that you can control, like if you show a store your receipt for items you now own, they are yours.. not the stores. Don’t be believe something just because there is a message on the door that say’s it’s true, it’s probably not. Lastly don’t let people threaten you, call them on their shit, it makes an otherwise horrible experience at best buy interesting.

22 comments.

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Christine the Lioness quibbed this

Christopher has always been very adamant about not allowing employees of stores to see your receipt upon exiting the store. He feels it’s an invasion of privacy and would rather deal with a confrontation like this than just showing the receipt (which they rarely even look at), letting them draw their line on it with a highlighter, and then walking out.

He used to get annoyed with me when we’d shop together that I did allow them to look in my bag until I– and his friend Rob– convinced Christopher that not everyone likes to deal with that kind of potential confrontation and if I choose to just show the receipt rather than risk one of them following me into the parking lot and harrassing me, that’s my decision and it’s okay.

I don’t exactly know if what they’re doing by forcing you to show them what’s in your bag is legal or not. Christopher has done this many times and no one has ever called the police on him, so I’m guessing you do have a legal right to refuse.

The practice itself is pretty stupid considering they’re checking bags right after you walk away from the check out stands and one of their own employees just bagged up the stuff after you paid for it. It would be practically impossible to steal something between the check out stand and the door, and slip it into your bag, but I agree that a store has a right to try to prevent people from stealing from them– and if this is an effective deterrent for many would-be thieves, then I suppose it’s working for them.

May 18th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker got all philosophical

Not to mention that half of the time, they either don’t check every person’s receipt (I was there yesterday for DVDs and the door guy didn’t even glance my way) or when they do, they don’t really look at it. I’ve never had someone look closely enough in my bag to make sure I hadn’t pilfered items not listed on the receipt.

May 18th, 2007

Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

Half the time, the “people in blue” bring you the wrong box when you tell them what model you want of something, so I doubt the door guy can look at a sku number on a receipt and know which product in your bag even matches it.

May 18th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker mentioned

Christopher, is it possible to call the store and simply put them on hold for you the next time? I do that almost everywhere (even Target) so I’m wondering if Best Buy would do that for you. It definitely saves the hassle.

May 18th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro asserted

Ya.. ya know I was going to do that online..went through the whole process and then when I got to the end they wouldn’t let me reserve and pay by check. I could have called but I live less then 3 mins from Best Buy so I just drove.

May 18th, 2007

Cheri the Virgin scribbled

This post reminds me of a trip I took to best buy a few months ago. I– like Christopher had done my research, (looking to buy a freezer). As it turned out Best Buy did indeed have the ‘best buy’. So off I went in my husbands ford ranger (to avoid delivery charges) to purchase a freezer. I walked into the store, straight into the ‘freezer section’, found the one I wanted, stood there for ohh 2 minutes or so looking it over, reading the warranty and such in hopes that those annoying sales people would show up and ask if I need help. This was to no avail! I walked around the section looking for someone; finally I walked to customer service and asked for someone to be called to this section. After 5 minutes someone finally shows up. I told him what I wanted and was ready to purchase. He began by telling me the freezers features! (as if a freezer has features… come on… it is a freezer… I need it for one purpose only!) I politely said I know what the freezer can do I have already researched this and want to buy it… now! Ok off to the little register that sits in this section, he has to look it up and make sure it is available, enters a wrong number, re-enters and says they only have one, and sometimes the inventory in the computer can be wrong so he will need to call and check! He calls someone on his handy dandy walkie- talkie and asks; 10 minutes later they call up and say yes they have it! wooo-hooo for me, finally, I can get my freezer and go home! The salesman begins ringing me up and starts explaining about the extended warranty on this freezer, I tell him I’m not interested, just want what it comes with. He must have not heard me because he continued telling me the benefits of this extended warranty! So I am annoyed at this point to say the least… I tell him once again I don’t want the extended warranty if the freakin freezer dies I’ll either get it fixed or buy another one! Then comes in the delivery charges and times available for delivery… I proudly said I have a truck outside and I am taking my freezer home tonight! Don’t need those services either, I just want the freezer. The boy quietly rung me up, gave me my receipt and asked that I pull up front and they will bring the freezer out.
Ok… I thought we are done now… they obviously know where the freezer is at, because they had to look and see if one was truly available, I will be out of here in no time! Ummmmm…. 20 minutes later as I sit in the truck at the front door I see some dude rolling an up-right freezer to the door! Mind you, I am the only one sitting by the door in a truck… 4-5 employee’s look at paper, talk, laugh, and look at the paper again and begin pointing for the dude to take it back… WTF! How the hell did that happen! It is a simple– read numbers; besides someone had already found the freakin thing!
So I finally got my freezer and left 1hour later! I have come to the conclusion that the only reason that Best Buy has the ‘best buy’ is because they hire the most idiotic people which entitles Best Buy to pay low wages, which gives them more room for discounted prices!
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May 18th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker mentioned

It might have been more trouble actually since their staff is so freaking incompetent. They might have lost the tag with your name or lost the item or couldn’t figure out that you have something on hold, etc. I bet it would have taken 2 or 3 people to figure it out and that might have taken the same amount of time as just walking in. The calling/putting on hold method only works if the employees are somewhat efficient.

May 18th, 2007

Christine the Lioness mentioned

I tried that, Mara, when I went to several best buys trying to get Christopher a an X-box 360 about a year and a half ago. I called several different ones (including one in Palm Springs) and one time they said they had it, I went over there, and it turns out they didn’t– they weren’t sure why someone told me they did. I called corporate and the guy was competent there, but he said he couldn’t see into the systems of the individual stores to let me know which one had it. I called the one in Torrance and they left me on hold for more than 30 minutes…

It was ridiculous. It’s impossible to call there and get any of those morons to help you.

Finally, I happened to go into a Best Buy in west L.A. and asked the kid and they had two that had just come in. I called Christopher on his cell phone and asked if he wanted me to get it, and he said yes. So that’s how he got his 360. Best Buy– like Frye’s which is even worse– are the epitome of inefficiency.

May 18th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro thought this

And.. the real problem is they believe in violating your civil rights and looking through your shit while your leaving the store.

May 18th, 2007

Ivy the Soldier scribbled

I absolutely REFUSE to shop best buy. EVERY single time i’ve ever been in there for something it has been as described above. I HATE dealing with incompetent people. I would rather pay a few bucks more and be in and out then deal with someone who can’t get their shit together.

May 18th, 2007

Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth

I have to say I relate on some level to Rodney though… I’m pretty sure I’ve said…

“Fucking Christopher! I can’t believe you, fucking Christopher!” -) He has the ability to inspire that reaction in people.

May 19th, 2007

bullshattuck.com the Virgin got all philosophical

They also do the same thing at Costco. God knows I don’t need people DOUBLE CHECKING my receipt, when I clearly just bought everything 30 seconds prior.

May 22nd, 2007

Christopher the Pyro thought this

This is why I do my shopping online.. it’s such a bs scam.

May 22nd, 2007

Cody the Virgin hunt n' pecked this

Ok I was just lookin around for the latest dirt on best buy and I stumbled on this blog. I’m an employee (a quite disgruntled employee) of best buy and I think I can clear a few things up… though I do agree with all of you for the most part. The whole receipt checking thing, while annoying, actually makes sense from time to time; I work in the home theater section and in my store we actually ring people up in each department as well as at the front lanes, so our guys in yellow (Loss Prevention) check receipts as customers exit the store. In the cases where customers are rung up in the separate departments, it does make sense. However, as soon as you leave the store, nobody can really do anything to stop you. As for us being annoying… yea it’s either that or we get fired, and this job is better than no job, even though us employees get screwed about as much as any of you customers.

Looking at your story, it’s possible that the girl that ended up helping you did not even work in that department but was just called there on a “code blue” (where a department is short on salespeople and needs more people). Basically, we get thrown into a lot of situations where we are expected to help someone and sell them shit when we don’t even know what the hell we’re talking about (I’m just honest and say I don’t know when someone asks a question that is over my head, and grab someone that can help them). The worst part about Best Buy for us employees is that all training is on the job training, so basically every single thing I’ve learned about home theater I’ve asked someone in my department, read off of one of the price tags, or learned about on my own time at home so I could catch up on all the latest and greatest technology so that I don’t look like the assmunch that best buy would make me out to be by sticking me in a new department without any training… It sucks how people expect us to know shit about every department when we don’t receive training for even our own… As for all the talk about the extended warranties, reward zone, best buy credit card and so on, we’re not only expected, but forced to bring that shit up. We get “mystery shoppers” who come in to rate our CARE Plus prowess (our sales pitch) and we have to bring up 20 to 30 points (ranging from name exchange and handshake to reward zone offer) in order to get a good score and gain any notice for possible promotions and shit. As for the manager not helping you to begin with, that’s bullshit on his part because if everyone in a department is busy they have to do something about it; though a lot of managers are lazy fat fucks that don’t do shit but talk to their families on their cell phones all day while pacing the store and cracking the whip.

If you have any questions about the inner workings of the satanic, evil entity known as best buy, shoot away.

P.S. I’m a college kid so if I could get a better part time job I would.. :/

May 31st, 2007

LovinItAll the Virgin penned this

Re: Your “Best Buy” Story…..

I’m currently involved in litigation with Best Buy over the receipt check policy. Here’s the story:

I entered my local Best Buy last year and puchased about $1200 in goods. The items that could fit in Best Buy’s clear packaging was, and the other items were labeled with Best Buy’s yellow stickers. As I approached the door, a very large (6′3″, 325# +/-) loss prevention employee rudely asked for my receipt. I replied “I’m not participating in that today”. The big guy jumped in front of my cart, and another LP guy (he was already standing at the podium they have at the exit) walked up to me and demanded my receipt. I said, “Look, I’ve just spent over an hour in your store buying my things. I’m not showing you my receipt. You can either check with the department where I purchased the goods..I’ll even wait here while you do, call the police, or let me go.” I was told I would not be allowed to leave the store with the goods until I produced a receipt, and that the merchandise belonged to Best Buy unless I could prove otherwise. I stayed calm, repeated the options available to them, and asked which option they were going to exercise. They pulled my cart away from me and said they were callling the police. I stepped off to the side to make certain I was not in anyone’s way while I began waiting for the police. One of the LP guys said, “Let’s go to my office”. I said I would prefer to wait for the police right there. He said, “That’s not an option.” At that point, he grabbed my arm, twisted it behind my back, and bent my wrist while applying opposing pressure on my elbow joint. He said, “If you try to resist, I’ll break your arm.” He escorted me into the security office where he threw me down (leaving two large bruises, BTW), berated, insulted, and generally harrassed me until the police arrived. The police officer asked for my receipt and I gave it to him. The items in my cart were checked and the police officer said I was free to leave with my goods. I asked that the LP employee be arrested for simple assault, but the officer said he could not do that unless he witnessed the assault, with the exception being domestic violence incidents.

I’m looking for anyone that has had a similar experience with Best Buy. We have already subpoened Best Buy’s Receipt Check Verification Policy, which states that Receipt Checks are voluntary. Specifically, it says the following:

(It defines what type of merchandise LP should ask the shopper a receipt for)

1) Politely ask the customer for their receipt
2) If the customer refuses to show their receipt, explain that Best Buy checks receipts to make certain there have been no errors during checkout
3) If the customer still refuses, thank the customer for shopping at Best Buy and allow the customer to leave the store.

Again, I am looking for either customers, employees, or former employees of Best Buy that have had the same or similar experiences with Best Buy. I may need such people to testify at the trial (and from the looks of it, there WILL be a trial. Best Buy is not budging on their position that they have the right to detain people that do not show a receipt).

Thanks

June 12th, 2007

Christine the Lioness thought this

Well, I haven’t personally had a similar experience, but this sort of seems like a no-brainer… it would be illegal to have a policy that allows them to detain you at all (which is why they don’t). You didn’t have any witnesses that were in the store when they grabbed you?

June 12th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro mentioned

Lets go shopping at BB tonight Christine… I’m sure I can enrage someone enough to attack me.. and you can be my witness.. )

June 12th, 2007

Lovinitall the Virgin up'n wrote this

Better…We have the security tapes that they had to give to us in discovery.

June 12th, 2007

Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

Good luck with that, Lovin. Let us know how the court case works out.

June 12th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated

I don’t get it. Wal-mart generates FAR more money than BB and they don’t ask to see your receipt unless the Loss Prevention System sounds.

Hmm, but then again, Wal-mart has semi-trained, semi-competent employees and a thinking executive staff…

June 13th, 2007

LovinItAll the Virgin remarked

In our area, no store except BB has LP at the door, with the exception of the membership clubs (Sam’s, Costco). Our state legislature has deemed the sounding of the LP alarms to be reasonable suspicion and probable cause for a receipt check (and detention if one fails to show a receipt after the sensors have sounded). In my case, I never made it to the sensors..I was stopped prior to going through them.

Re: Christine’s comment - It isn’t illegal for them to have a policy that allows them to detain you (see above comment). It isn’t in their best interest, however, as it opens the door for civil litigation. Both employees were suspended for violating BB’s policy, though I didn’t find that out until their employee files were subpoened. Interestingly enough, one of the LP guys was a former police officer who was canned for misconduct. The nature of the misconduct? Inappropriately detaining and harrassing citizens who had done nothing wrong — on multiple occassions. Got that from his personnel file that we subpoened.

I’m footing the bill on this one (this is not a contingency case), and the legal fees are quite staggering. Again, if anyone has had a similar experience or works for Best Buy, I would like to hear from them. Also, anyone who knows a credentialed expert in LP protocol (not an LP employee, but rather an advisor to retailers on standard LP procedures), or in the area of physics (like a professor), I would also like to hear from them. I know I can find these experts on my own, but if anyone wants to volunteer their time for a just cause, I’m all ears )

Also, if anyone knows whether there are cameras in the LP office, I’d like to hear from them. Seems the footage from that area is missing from the 12 cameras for which I have video. As mentioned, the LP guy threw me down in the LP office and left two huge bruises on my back (I have those photos). I have a degenerative skeletal disease, so I just got lucky that further damage wasn’t done.

Here’s the interesing part: I’m not a litigious guy. I called BB’s corporate office several times to voice my complaint — hell, I even submitted a complaint in writing. Being a good customer (I’d spent almost 36k the preceeding 24 months), I thought for sure they would just call, apologize, and acknowledge the wrong committed. The hell of it is that I would have accepted an apology from BB and the guy that threw me down me and just gone on my way — everyone makes mistakes. It was only after weeks of no response from BB that I contacted a lawyer. Call me naive, but I honestly thought they would do the right thing. So much for that…….

June 13th, 2007

Christine the Lioness commented

Well, the f’d up thing about that (and I’m speaking from a similar experience in a different place where I used to work) is often… legal affairs will tell management that if they apologize, they are in essence, admitting fault, and they should therefore, not apologize. I always disagreed with that policy as when things happen like this a lot of people simply want an apology. Unfortunately, because so many people are litigious and just looking for ways to sue big companies, they’ve also learned from experience that it’s not in their best interest to apologize.

Hopefully someone will read this and be able to give you some help in your case.

June 13th, 2007

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