1. Don’t depend on others for your happiness.
2. Don’t do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!
3. Sunshine wouldn’t be special if it wasn’t for rain.
4. Have a sense of humor, life is short laugh at how ironic it is.
5. Women are thick and hard to reach be patient they get it eventually.
6. Karma does not exist so don’t sweat it take care of yourself and be happy.
7. Pledge friendship only to those who are worthy.
8. Being doubtful is better then being certain.
9. Keep your family far away and your enemies closer.
10. If you have a choice never have a job.
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What’s wrong with rain??? Rain is always given a bad name… Rain, you are special too! Fuck what all the sunshine-lovers think!
These are absolutely brilliant… brilliant! So brilliant, they’re almost beyond my scope of comprehension…
Let’s replace the Ten Commandments with these…
These are perfect if you’re a distrusting, lazy, unambitious, suspecious procrastinator and mysoginist.
He is right about the sense of humor though… you do have to laugh.
i just love # 10 LOL