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Erica the Groupie asserted
Who keeps the kitty? And if you are so insecure about watering the plants, pay someone else to do it. lol.
Well, recently here in the US, a man shot a little boy for playing on his grass so I guess we got them beat there. America 3,972- Russia, 0.
eric the Lil' Devil up'n wrote this
ok, since chris won’t say it i will! fuck all the muslims 
, carpet head butting idiots, they can all face east and take it in the ass, as for the football request of staggering the seasons, i totally agree, that would save all of us men from stupid obligatory shit we do with women in the middle of the day in the off season!
Christine the Lioness remarked
Eric… are you suggesting women wouldn’t be watching football if there were more of it??? The only argument against having staggered seasons is that it gives us women less of an opportunity to fuck the pro players (all work and no play makes Peyton a dull boy 
). I’m sure Christopher and I could work in any of our other “common interests” during half time…
BTW– Christopher’s not insecure about watering the plants… he just likes to make a big deal out of it so that I owe him more blow jobs when I get back. One hummer per leaf that remains green is a bit extreme though… And it’s not that I don’t’ trust him with Meisha… but she’s been pissed at him since he referred to her as the devil (she used to have such a crush on him…) and she begged me for a different babysitter. I’m hoping he’ll apologize to her at some point and they can mend their relationship. She’s very sensitive about being called names…
Rob the Soldier said this
I am just not sure how I feel about Chris taking care of plants. I think that it’s irresponsible. Eric’s anti-muslim comments are fine, but Chris should not be caring for plants, period.
eric the Lil' Devil hunt n' pecked this
rob, i have to agree
Christopher the Pyro said this
I can’t even get into her bloody house let alone water the plants the fucking landlord deadbolted the place and I don’t think the “extra key” opens that damn deadbolt. *sigh* so .. I may very well need to buy a whole new collection of plants…
Amy the Groupie added
aww…..no matter what the critics say chris, you are a sweetie
Christine the Lioness pontificated
Christopher a “sweetie?” Amy… you’ve obviously never met him. He’s many things… brilliant, funny, fun, great in bed, a wonderful friend, an impressive athlete, well read, and much more… but I wouldn’t describe him as a “sweetie.” Although then again… if you’re comparing him to Eric… j/k, eric…
So to bring some closure to this plant thing… yes, the key did open the deadbolt, yes, Christopher did get in to water the plants, and he reported back to me that they are all healthy and thriving. 
We may even get him some plants of his own to see if they can survive under his constant care… something small… a fern or cactus maybe…
eric the Lil' Devil hunt n' pecked this
baby, it’s not fair to compare any average man to me, no need to make them feel inadequate, but my boy chris is a fellow playa, and we’ve been on the same level for years;)
Amy the Groupie thought this
maybe a pet rock would be better to start him off with……….
Amy the Groupie penned this
no, I havent met Chris yet, but I met Keith about a month ago. I have to agree with Eric, you cant compare him to any other guy…….the mold was broken when that boy came into the world!
Amy the Groupie quibbed this
I think animals have a sixth sense about people. I dated a guy that my cat Annie hated, as she would attack him every time he came into the room. She is a good judge of character. I have kept a distance between her and eric cause he said that the only cat that would be in his house would be in the freezer….Maybe Chris should bring her a peace offering
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
Well… the cat thing… it all comes down to her feeling jilted. She is a female cat and they are different than male cats. Every cat I’ve ever owned has confirmed that the males and females act very different. Initially, Meisha had a huge crush on Christopher… she would look at him adoringly, and love up his shoes, and sit behind his head on the sofa. Then he shoo’d her off and called her the devil and I could see the hurt in her little eyes. THEN… when she saw us lying on the sofa together, and she wasn’t invited to be a part of it, the jealousy sank it. It’s very complicated now… I told Chris every step of the way that he needed to make her feel included and he refused. He thinks because he “saved her life” while I was in Palm Springs and she got stuck behind the dresser that she should give him a free pass to call her names. That might work for a male cat. Not for a female. They hold grudges. He needs to apologize and start lathering her with attention. It should work.
And yes… I agree that the mold was certainly broken when Eric was made.
Christopher the Pyro said this
ok,
Even I will bow down in Eric’s presence, I pale in comparison in the asshole category.. it’s not that he is so much HARSHER.. or anything.. it’s that he is much more consistant.
As for Meshia.. she has been jaded ever since Christine named her Meshia instead of her cool original name Halo.. which Christine liked.. until she found out it was the #1 selling video game.
Amy the Groupie asserted
I agree with you on Eric..I refuse to go to the supermarket with him during busy store hours…I learned my lesson when he was yelling at a 80 year old woman that reached around him and grabbed something off the shelf, or him ripping on some poor disabled guy that was coming out of the store..I swear, shopping with him is an adventure..at least he is fun and useful to go shoe shopping with.
As for Annie (short for Aniston) I have to remind her on a daily basis that she is a cat and not a human..but not too many cats have their own bedroom with air conditioning and cable.
She met Eric once, and she ran and hid..hmmm..like I said they have a sixth sense
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