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j. the Groupie chimed in with
That may explain why I was having trouble viewing the site earlier. Glad it’s working again. 
Christopher the Pyro pontificated
Yes, there were a couple of bugs to work out. 
Mara the Peacemaker quibbed this
Ah…I didn’t see this post. Things make so much sense now…
a3s3324d the Virgin got all philosophical
追美女的短信:天气预报：今天凌晨到白天有时有想你，下午转大到暴想，预计心情将由此降低五度。受延长低气压带影响，预计此类天气将持续到见到你为止。
a3s3324d the Virgin pontificated
首长：同志们好！士兵：首长好！首长拍一士兵的胸部说：这肌肉练得多好！士兵：报告首长，我是女兵，首长这才发现是个美女士兵!!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent uttered
^^^
The answers to your inquiry are:
1) Orange
2) A proton’s weight is 1.6726E-27
3) the title is “virgin”, not “vagina” — it means you’re new and uninitiated
4) No, that’s NOT a bat — it’s a parrot on his shoulder — he’s a Pirate, damn it!
5) And, finally, no — “anal retentive” and “anal receptive” do not mean the same thing in the personal ads… although both can be desirous traits.
Trouble the Pirate said this
Well, the guy at the pet-store said it was a parrot… 
…though I have always found it strange that he is black, furry, and tends to sleep upside down on his perch all day…
Christine the Lioness added
That’s obviously a parrot.
See… this is a bat –> 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent remarked
Geez, Trouble, I throw you a setup line with “virgin”, “vagina”, and “anal receptive” in it and you only reply about the parrot???
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