Cleavage for a Wen’s Afternoon

Posted on March 22nd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

39 comments.

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Christine the Lioness added

I guess Christopher must be cleaning out his old pix… I’m sure this *wasn’t* taken after getting beat at racquetball… -)

March 22nd, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil uttered

that’s just rigoddamndiculous! christine, nice fucking rack baby, now i understand chris’ tolerance for stabbings ;)

March 22nd, 2006

Christine the Lioness thought this

Thanks, Eric… d

I honestly don’t remember what Christopher must have said to make me laugh like that and pull down my shirt when he had a camera in his hand… but it must have been something pretty convincing… -)

March 22nd, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil added

that’s my boy! all of us guys from pa take a course freshman year to learn that tactic d

March 22nd, 2006

Keith the Director penned this

Holy cleavage batman! d o Christine like eric said we learn that tactic freshman year of h.s. it’s a must take elective portion of the health curriculum. ) Comes in quite handy as you obviusly been “Exposed” pardon the dumbass pun but it was too easy not to say it… very nice though! I also see why chris puts up with the stabbing, poisoning, and the wrecked ferrari )

March 22nd, 2006

Christine the Lioness added

Thank you, thank you, Keith…

But don’t be too impressed… as we all know from your “videos,” everything looks much bigger on film… -)

March 22nd, 2006

Keith the Director remarked

HAHAHA….so it is preseumed to be, but it’s just a old wives tale, things are much in perspective on film as they are in real life… ) it’s only sideview mirrors on car that distort objects! Makeing them seem closer than they appear! )

March 22nd, 2006

aJ the Zen Master remarked

Christine: @-) I can’t say anything more! 8->
Christopher: ^ ) ^ You really are a pro.. Any chances you could teach us your tricks )

March 22nd, 2006

Matt Thornton the Virgin chimed in with

Nice sofa.

March 23rd, 2006

John Left the Virgin asserted

This is my first time visiting this blog. It’s witty, insightful and well-written. I will visit again. Oh, and Christine? Nice picture.

March 23rd, 2006

Christine the Lioness thought this

Thank you, John. -)

March 23rd, 2006

Ben the Kingpin stated

I still think you have a very pretty smile and gorgeous eyes. )

March 23rd, 2006

Keith the Director stated

Ben Thank you so much…I hadn’t realized that her face was even in the picture….you do have a nice smile christine! )

March 23rd, 2006

Christopher the Pyro thought this

It took me like 3 months to notice she had a smile.. and I took the damn picture ) She is very photogentic. Yes Christine your very beautiful.

March 23rd, 2006

Christine the Lioness thought this

Thank you, Ben -D See… I don’t have “crazy” eyes… I have “gorgeous” eyes. ;;)

And thank you, Christopher. :*

March 23rd, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil quibbed this

christine has eyes?

March 25th, 2006

Christine the Lioness scribbled

Right above the mouth… I’m sure you noticed the mouth… p

March 25th, 2006

aJ the Zen Master said this

You might find it hard to believe but the first thing I noticed about the pic was actually your smile and eyes rather than the southern view )

March 27th, 2006

Keith the Director asserted

Liar! AJ you Lie ) You know you are a man and a man would never notice such things in a photo as quality as that! d Quit trying to suck up and clean the brown stain off yor nose )

March 27th, 2006

Christine the Lioness said this

Actually… I’ve never pegged aJ as one to “just say something” in order to look good… he’s been commenting on the site for a long time and he pretty much stands his ground even when he has the unpopular opinion, so I believe him. Just like I believe Ben noticed the same thing first.

The funny thing is… you guys (Keith, Christopher, Eric) really think that all men think exactly the way you do about women and their bodies, etc. Christopher has told me numerous times that ALL men think like him, they’re just too pussy to admit it to women. He’s also told me that ALL guys act differently around me than they do around their guy friends. Hrmmm… well, back in high school, basically all I had were guy friends (only one real girlfriend), so I was sort of one of those chicks that was like “one of the guys” and I don’t think they tempered their subjects of conversation simply because I was around. Guys can get pretty raw, but there are different aspects of women that catch a guy’s attention first. In that pic, the cleavage was pretty prominent, but I think people tend to look first for the things they consider the most attractive features. Not that the rest is lost on them…

March 27th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil commented

look baby, the reason you probably only had guy friends is due to the fact of your amazing tits! women didn’t want that as a constant reminder of what they don’t have, meanwhile every one of the guys hoped to get on you! they may never of tried or said so , but that just means they were dickless! if you had hung out with us 3 we all woulda tried to hit that and you still woulda said how nice we always were to you and thought we were joking around when we made advances. “they are just my friends”;)sure. guys only befriend women to heighten their chances of refferal pussy, or wear down pussy. i may have to illustrate my point in a post later

March 29th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro quibbed this

What do you call someone you hang out with do fun things with but don’t sleep with?
A guy.

March 29th, 2006

Christine the Lioness said this

So why would a guy who’s in a relationship have any female friends? You really don’t think that guys can get anything out of being friends with a woman besides wanting to eventually fuck her? Men and women can’t have a common interest in a certain sports team, or their occupation, or something else that is a basis for friendship?

Granted… sometimes women do know that a guy just hangs around us because he’s hoping to tag us someday and we also know it will never, ever happen… but hey… as long as he’s willing to continue to hang around, we’re fine with it… women think guys like that are pathetic. And women are not attracted to pathetic guys that they can push around and will be waiting on their doorsteps like puppy dogs. But most guys aren’t like that… I actually had one of my really good guy friends refuse to sleep with me one night when I got really drunk and came on to him. If he was hoping for the “day to come” it did, and he missed the boat. And he wasn’t gay. So explain that. :-?

March 29th, 2006

Christine the Lioness mentioned

Oh… but thanks for saying I have nice tits again. ;;)

March 29th, 2006

Keith the Director remarked

Actually i have 3 working relationships that are all female and we are very god friends, but I know full well if I go the chance,..you better belive it! ) what’s a little sex among friends anyway?

March 29th, 2006

Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

I hear that, Keith… but Eric was implying the ONLY reason men are friends with women is because they want to tag her. I just don’t buy that at all.

March 29th, 2006

Keith the Director stated

I understand where he is coming from though…originally you intiate friendship in hopes of later hanging out as friends and possibly getting introduced to her friends to hook up with but stil leaving the friendship window open for a later time at the ofice x-mas party and everyone is hammered and finally getting the chance to bang her b/c you were drinking together and now your fucked up and inhibtions are down!

March 29th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro thought this

Which is what I tried to tell her on the phone earlier tonight.

March 29th, 2006

Keith the Director stated

Sometimes it just takes hearing the same exact thing twice from 2 diff. sources before it sinks in!

March 30th, 2006

Christine the Lioness remarked

Christopher attempted (somewhat poorly I might add) to explain that there are “rules.” But if the only reason to be friends with a girl is to try to have sex with her eventually… then why would Christopher have female friends that are married? And why, once a guy is married, would he have female friends at all? It just doesn’t make any sense. I realize that some guys do try to be friends hoping that someday they’ll get to have sex with the girl… or at least if it’s not their primary goal, they wouldn’t write it off as a promising option… but I don’t think that’s the *only* reason.

March 30th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro stated

maybe not the ONLY reason.. but certainly the best reason

March 30th, 2006

Christine the Lioness added

Is that why guys keep randomly coming up to me and asking if they can be my friend??? -)

March 30th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil scribbled

look, if guys are not working for your body christine, then they are going to want a friend of yours! friendship without some eventual sexual implications between opposite sexes is a myth.

March 30th, 2006

Christine the Lioness thought this

No… guys like me for my mind. -) I only hang out with ugly girls so I’m always the hottest one in the room. -) Just kidding. Not really. Well… hehe… sort of. -)

March 30th, 2006

Keith the Director said this

Oh hell no….!:-w You’re not one of those girls are you christine? [-( I My buddies g/f is like that…she continually comes out wwith these fat fucking girls that i wouldn’t touch with a ten foot cock to cut off the part that she touched and had more than enough left over to be happy with. if youlook good and you know it, you cant be that insecure to have cute friends, and hang out with them..what the hell happend tohgooking up your friends? ~X(

March 30th, 2006

Christine's Tits Lover  said this

Christine I love your tits, whould like to massage them one day. Can u get us another pic-more revealing-? lol

May 23rd, 2006

Keith the Director asserted

OMG! o someone has finally asked what everyone’s been thinking )

May 24th, 2006

love you the Virgin remarked

God, I think I just came twice. Love your tits babe. I’d soooo fuck you!!!! Do you swallow???

February 15th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro pontificated

Some people are sooo brave coming to the site and dropping a comment but no email or link to where they are from.

February 16th, 2007

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