Congratulations to the Goldman Family

Posted on July 30th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Current Events & Politics.

Although I’m pretty sure they don’t read Chris vs. Chris, I want to extend a congratulations to the family of Ron Goldman for their perseverance and on Monday’s ruling that 90% of the proceeds of OJ Simpson’s disgustingly self-absorbed book “If I Did It.” Considering that OJ hasn’t paid a dime to the Goldman and Brown families despite losing a $38 million dollar civil suit to them years ago, it’s about fucking time.

Instead of paying them as he was court ordered to do, he attempted to funnel the profits of the book that would detail how he murdered their family members (hypothetically of course) so that they couldn’t touch a penny. As if simply murdering two people wasn’t enough… oh wait, I mean as if murdering the mother of your young children wasn’t enough… oh I mean… as if murdering the mother of your young children, getting custody of those kids, hiding your money so that you can avoid paying a civil suit you lost against the families of your victims, and then writing a book that exploited how you got away with murder and tried to keep THAT money from going to the families of the victims… wait, I guess a judge finally decided enough’s enough.

I don’t think there are enough “fuck yous” to be handed to Mr. Simpson in this lifetime, but I do enjoy seeing them come even if they’re few and far between.

Let this be a lesson to the rest of the world… if you’re going to murder people, don’t expect to write a book about it to support your expensive lifestyle. Maybe OJ should just don a ski mask and rob a bank instead.

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