Although I’m pretty sure they don’t read Chris vs. Chris, I want to extend a congratulations to the family of Ron Goldman for their perseverance and on Monday’s ruling that 90% of the proceeds of OJ Simpson’s disgustingly self-absorbed book “If I Did It.” Considering that OJ hasn’t paid a dime to the Goldman and Brown families despite losing a $38 million dollar civil suit to them years ago, it’s about fucking time.
Instead of paying them as he was court ordered to do, he attempted to funnel the profits of the book that would detail how he murdered their family members (hypothetically of course) so that they couldn’t touch a penny. As if simply murdering two people wasn’t enough… oh wait, I mean as if murdering the mother of your young children wasn’t enough… oh I mean… as if murdering the mother of your young children, getting custody of those kids, hiding your money so that you can avoid paying a civil suit you lost against the families of your victims, and then writing a book that exploited how you got away with murder and tried to keep THAT money from going to the families of the victims… wait, I guess a judge finally decided enough’s enough.
I don’t think there are enough “fuck yous” to be handed to Mr. Simpson in this lifetime, but I do enjoy seeing them come even if they’re few and far between.
Let this be a lesson to the rest of the world… if you’re going to murder people, don’t expect to write a book about it to support your expensive lifestyle. Maybe OJ should just don a ski mask and rob a bank instead.
Watch out, ‘tine. You’re young, smart, sexy, vibrant, and you’ve got big bQQbs — that means you’re OJ’s type of woman
You think having an average stalker is bad…
Yes, it appears ex-pro athletes do tend to corner the market on stalking. Ask Nancy Kerrigan…
Hypothetically speaking, of course…
I do have to say this one thing concerning OJ though. I am completely baffled as to how he continues to get women. Like, okay, maybe you don’t believe that he killed his wife, but we all know for a fact that he was physically abusive and beat her ass. I don’t get it.
OJ did go to USC.. I mean… that explains a lot doesn’t it?
Really can’t expect a lot from him.
Ha-ha-ha. Can you name anyone else who went to USC? Because honestly, I can’t think of anyone famous who went to Penn State…
And OJ getting women is just like these freaky ass serial killers who are on death row, and somehow get women they’ve never met to want to marry them. I realize I am a woman, but I have to admit, there are a few of my kind I just don’t understand…
There are more than a few I dont understand..
Gotta love a country where even if ‘they’ can’t convict you of killing someone ‘they’ can still order you to pay butt-loads of money to their families… (y) He could have done something tasteless like commissioning a video game for the Wii where you could experience it through his own eyes… Complete with ‘stabbing action’…
Oh my God… don’t give the bastard any new ideas.
We could call the game “Psycho”