Doctors Ruin Natural Selection

“At the time, he was uncooperative,” said the Saline County Sheriff, describing the difficulty deputies encountered in finding the cause of a self-inflicted bullet wound. Perhaps Michael, the 27-year-old victim of his inner klutz, was simply embarrassed to admit he had managed to shoot himself in the groin with a 22-caliber bullet, while armed only with a pellet gun.

The deputy’s report included no mention of alcohol, so Michael was apparently sober when he placed a bullet on a picnic table and fired at it with his air rifle. The results he expected are not known. But the experiment yielded conclusive data. As he eventually, and abashedly, explained to a detective, “a pellet from the rifle hit the shell, causing it to explode.”

The bullet shot into his groin, fragmenting into an area rich with major nerves and arteries, thereby presenting an interesting challenge to Kansas City neurosurgeons. They were up to the task, and Michael lived.

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17 Responses to Doctors Ruin Natural Selection

  1. Christine says:

    LOL!!!!! As long as they didn’t save anything he needs to procreate, the process of natural selection still works! Thank God! ;-)

  2. eric says:

    doctors aren’t the only ones who ruin natural selection, the gov. does as well. basically, by allowing the stupid rednecks who parented this asshole to let him live. ofcourse i’m pro-choice, to the point that you should be able to condone abortions up to age, wait how old is that goofy ass bitch that you guys keep letting post under new names? anyway, abortions to her age!l-)

  3. Haas says:

    Lol…
    The results he expected are not known.
    Well da, dont think he wanted that to happen :) )

  4. Keith says:

    I see a darwin award winner for the year here! l-) what the hell kind of experiment was he attemting in the first place? Rednecks always good for a laugh! <):)

  5. aJ says:

    And we have a WINNER.
    This year’s Darwin awards, 5th place goes to Michael “The Klutz” from Saline County ;) :D

  6. aJ says:

    Ok.. I just saw Keith’s comment. I’d opened the page and gone out for a few minutes during which he posted..

  7. Keith says:

    It’s ok Aj we have seen your spelling error we know you are slow ;) j/p

  8. Keith says:

    my bad aj is wasnt you who was having spelling issues it was haas I just read so many of your posts at the same time I got ya mixed up. my bad. well I guess this means you are just slow but a good speller! :d

  9. Haas says:

    So does that me im fast but a bad speller :d

  10. Keith says:

    Perhaps haas…I give credit to aj as a teacher that after all his coaching he student has propelled to be faster than the coach which is the way things should work…;) I guess we just have to be stuck with the fact you will never be able to spell :d

  11. Keith says:

    wow that was not the emoticon i used oh well..my point was made :d

  12. Keepin_up_with_Katie says:

    “The NRA says guns don’t kill people, people do.”
    “Well, I think the guns help…” – Eddie Izzard

  13. Christine says:

    You can kill someone by running them over with your car, too. Should we get rid of cars?

  14. Christopher says:

    Knives, Candlesticks, Rocks, Spears…

  15. Christopher says:

    Also… Why in the world would I think listening to Eddie Izzard be a good idea..

  16. Keepin_up_with_Katie says:

    Christoper, I never stated it was a good idea for you to be thinking……. listening to Eddie Izzard was a good idea. I only wanted to give him credit for his quote.

    Have you ever listened to Eddie Izzard? Just curious.

  17. Christine says:

    I highly doubt Christopher could get past Eddie’s spiked heel boots, make up, arched eyebrows and British accent. It’s simply not Christopher’s type of humor.

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