Christine the Lioness said this
LOL!!!!! As long as they didn’t save anything he needs to procreate, the process of natural selection still works! Thank God! 
eric the Lil' Devil commented
doctors aren’t the only ones who ruin natural selection, the gov. does as well. basically, by allowing the stupid rednecks who parented this asshole to let him live. ofcourse i’m pro-choice, to the point that you should be able to condone abortions up to age, wait how old is that goofy ass bitch that you guys keep letting post under new names? anyway, abortions to her age!l-)
Haas the Addict hunt n' pecked this
Lol…
The results he expected are not known.
Well da, dont think he wanted that to happen
)
Keith the Director spake, and sayeth
I see a darwin award winner for the year here! l-) what the hell kind of experiment was he attemting in the first place? Rednecks always good for a laugh! < ) 
aJ the Zen Master spake, and sayeth
And we have a WINNER.
This year’s Darwin awards, 5th place goes to Michael “The Klutz” from Saline County

aJ the Zen Master uttered
Ok.. I just saw Keith’s comment. I’d opened the page and gone out for a few minutes during which he posted..
Keith the Director asserted
It’s ok Aj we have seen your spelling error we know you are slow
j/p
Keith the Director remarked
my bad aj is wasnt you who was having spelling issues it was haas I just read so many of your posts at the same time I got ya mixed up. my bad. well I guess this means you are just slow but a good speller! 
Haas the Addict uttered
So does that me im fast but a bad speller 
Keith the Director scribbled
Perhaps haas…I give credit to aj as a teacher that after all his coaching he student has propelled to be faster than the coach which is the way things should work…;) I guess we just have to be stuck with the fact you will never be able to spell 
Keith the Director thought this
wow that was not the emoticon i used oh well..my point was made 
Keepin_up_with_Katie the Virgin penned this
“The NRA says guns don’t kill people, people do.”
“Well, I think the guns help…” - Eddie Izzard
Christine the Lioness stated
You can kill someone by running them over with your car, too. Should we get rid of cars?
Christopher the Pyro remarked
Knives, Candlesticks, Rocks, Spears…
Christopher the Pyro said this
Also… Why in the world would I think listening to Eddie Izzard be a good idea..
Keepin_up_with_Katie the Virgin said this
Christoper, I never stated it was a good idea for you to be thinking……. listening to Eddie Izzard was a good idea. I only wanted to give him credit for his quote.
Have you ever listened to Eddie Izzard? Just curious.
Christine the Lioness asserted
I highly doubt Christopher could get past Eddie’s spiked heel boots, make up, arched eyebrows and British accent. It’s simply not Christopher’s type of humor.