Don’t Drink the Water Christine..

Posted on May 14th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: True Story.

These are water samples recently collected from rivers and lakes by a recently detained environmental scientist in China.

Water Samples From China

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Christine the Lioness thought this

Babe… I’m going to Hong Kong, not China. Christopher refuses to recognize them as different countries because “China rules Hong Kong– same thing,” he says. That’s like saying Guam and the U.S. are the same…

But no worries… I didn’t plan on drinking any water while I was there.

May 15th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro asserted

It’s practically part of China tho.. I mean it’s awful close.. close enough for me to say.. same difference. Officially this is Hong Kong’s situation.

Hong Kong was a dependent territory of the United Kingdom from 1842 until the transfer of sovereignty to the People’s Republic of China in 1997. The Sino-British Joint Declaration and the Basic Law of Hong Kong stipulate that Hong Kong operate with a high degree of autonomy until at least 2047, fifty years after the transfer. Under the policy of “one country, two systems”, the Central People’s Government is responsible for the territory’s defense and foreign affairs, while Hong Kong maintains its own legal system, police force, monetary system, customs policy, immigration policy, and delegates to international organizations and events.

May 15th, 2007

Christine the Lioness commented

And Mexico is awful close to the U.S. and we’re definitely not the same country… oh wait… hrmmm… maybe we are…

May 15th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled

‘tine, I would put forth a slightly different scenario than Guam and the U.S. How about: San Francisco is a part of the U.S., technically speaking, but they obviously have their own agenda and “system of government”.

May 15th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent penned this

And WHAT is in that water anyway???

Red, cyan, yellow??? Christ! Why aren’t 90% of the billion Chinese dead from that shit??

May 15th, 2007

Christine the Lioness asserted

They didn’t realize they were supposed to empty the soda and gatorade out of the bottles before they took the samples.

May 15th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth

Remind me not to drink any Chinese Gatorade or Pepsi!

but I HAVE been thinking about Mara and her cookies…

May 15th, 2007

Trouble the Pirate chimed in with

PJ… PJ… PJ… Don’t you know anything? Mara probably looks like a phone-sex operator, has disco bush and a hair x … Chicks who seem as ‘HOT!’ as she does on the internet, in actually require a fifth of tequila, a city-wide blackout and an industrial fork-lift to intice you into their bed… She can’t be as hot as she seems, otherwise why would she be commenting here so much… She obviously has no life, and is sitting in her basement right now, wearing granny-panties, munching on her third Whopper ™ and scratching her underarm hair in disgust as she reads this…

Only non-photoshopped photographic evidence of her posing semi-nude could even begin to change my mind…

May 15th, 2007

Trouble the Pirate asserted

Trouble is not in a basement, and not wearing granny-panties at the time of this comment…

… It’s a thong…

May 15th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this

EEEWWWWWWW…

May 15th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker got all philosophical

Lol!

May 15th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker chimed in with

Trouble is WEARING a thong or Trouble wants to SEE a thong?

May 15th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this

Mara, at least he didn’t call you “missy” this time! That’s am improvement — sort of.

May 15th, 2007

Christine the Lioness uttered

Your attempt at getting Mara to post a picture of herself is becoming increasingly pathetic as desperation sets in, Trouble.

I’m waiting for you to triple dog dare her to post a picture…

May 15th, 2007

Trouble the Pirate uttered

(&amp) (&amp) (&amp))

May 16th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this

LOL

May 16th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker scribbled

OMG. Lol!

May 16th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this

Come on Mara, throw the (&amp) a bone! Let’s just see a (p) of your face to start with… or topless if YOU prefer.

)

May 16th, 2007

Christine the Lioness remarked

LOL, Trouble… that’s classic.

May 16th, 2007

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