Don’t Drink the Water Christine..

These are water samples recently collected from rivers and lakes by a recently detained environmental scientist in China.

Water Samples From China

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21 Responses to Don’t Drink the Water Christine..

  1. Christine says:

    Babe… I’m going to Hong Kong, not China. Christopher refuses to recognize them as different countries because “China rules Hong Kong– same thing,” he says. That’s like saying Guam and the U.S. are the same…

    But no worries… I didn’t plan on drinking any water while I was there.

  2. Christopher says:

    It’s practically part of China tho.. I mean it’s awful close.. close enough for me to say.. same difference. Officially this is Hong Kong’s situation.

    Hong Kong was a dependent territory of the United Kingdom from 1842 until the transfer of sovereignty to the People’s Republic of China in 1997. The Sino-British Joint Declaration and the Basic Law of Hong Kong stipulate that Hong Kong operate with a high degree of autonomy until at least 2047, fifty years after the transfer. Under the policy of “one country, two systems”, the Central People’s Government is responsible for the territory’s defense and foreign affairs, while Hong Kong maintains its own legal system, police force, monetary system, customs policy, immigration policy, and delegates to international organizations and events.

  3. Christine says:

    And Mexico is awful close to the U.S. and we’re definitely not the same country… oh wait… hrmmm… maybe we are…

  4. ProphetJoe says:

    ‘tine, I would put forth a slightly different scenario than Guam and the U.S. How about: San Francisco is a part of the U.S., technically speaking, but they obviously have their own agenda and “system of government”.

  5. ProphetJoe says:

    And WHAT is in that water anyway???

    Red, cyan, yellow??? Christ! Why aren’t 90% of the billion Chinese dead from that shit??

  6. Christine says:

    They didn’t realize they were supposed to empty the soda and gatorade out of the bottles before they took the samples.

  7. ProphetJoe says:

    Remind me not to drink any Chinese Gatorade or Pepsi!

    but I HAVE been thinking about Mara and her cookies…

  8. Trouble says:

    PJ… PJ… PJ… Don’t you know anything? Mara probably looks like a phone-sex operator, has disco bush and a hair :x … Chicks who seem as ‘HOT!’ as she does on the internet, in actually require a fifth of tequila, a city-wide blackout and an industrial fork-lift to intice you into their bed… She can’t be as hot as she seems, otherwise why would she be commenting here so much… She obviously has no life, and is sitting in her basement right now, wearing granny-panties, munching on her third Whopper ™ and scratching her underarm hair in disgust as she reads this…

    Only non-photoshopped photographic evidence of her posing semi-nude could even begin to change my mind…

  9. Trouble says:

    Trouble is not in a basement, and not wearing granny-panties at the time of this comment…

    … It’s a thong…

  10. Mara says:

    Trouble is WEARING a thong or Trouble wants to SEE a thong?

  11. ProphetJoe says:

    Mara, at least he didn’t call you “missy” this time! That’s am improvement — sort of.

  12. Christine says:

    Your attempt at getting Mara to post a picture of herself is becoming increasingly pathetic as desperation sets in, Trouble.

    I’m waiting for you to triple dog dare her to post a picture…

  13. Trouble says:

    (&) (&) (&) … ;)

  14. Mara says:

    OMG. Lol!

  15. ProphetJoe says:

    Come on Mara, throw the (&) a bone! Let’s just see a (p) of your face to start with… or topless if YOU prefer.

    ;)

  16. Christine says:

    LOL, Trouble… that’s classic.

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  18. debby says:

    As a Newbie, I am always searching for articles that can help me. Thank you.

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