Enter the Mind of a Genius… ;-)

Posted on March 23rd, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

Well… I might not be a genius by “current social standards,” but I’m damn creative and could very possibly be described as “brilliant” (should anyone feel like describing me with that word… ) Anyway, my point is… sometimes creative, brilliant people are misunderstood. Very misunderstood. So I thought I’d let you into my head by recording some of the random thoughts I had today…

Upon waking up to my alarm clock: Am I mad at Christopher this morning? I can’t remember if he did anything to piss me off last night or not… hrmmm… I think he’s on my good side today…

As I hugged my cat: Cat fur smells the best after the cat has been sleeping… how weird… I wonder why…

While I was making cereal for breakfast: I don’t care what Christopher says… there’s nothing wrong with still buying Cookie Crunch… it’s actually really healthy…

Upon seeing an ad for wedding dresses: I wonder if I’ll ever get married…

While on the phone with my friend: She’s cool but she does not know when to get off the phone… jesus…

Upon walking into Borders: Borders doesn’t have shit compared to Barnes & Noble.

Upon seeing a book in Barnes & Noble titled “Basic Korean:” There’s nothing basic about Korean… it’s the hardest language known to man. Their word for hello has five syllables…

While trying to read my new book, watch ESPN, listen to my ipod, and run on the treadmill all at the same time: I get so much accomplished when I’m at the gym… this is a great environment…

As I looked over at the sweaty, fat guy running on the treadmill next to me who was checking out a hot Indian girl who was lifting weights: Dude… there’s no way… even if you spend a thousand hours on that treadmill… there’s still no way… life sucks… too bad…

As I watched the hot Indian girl: I guess I should stay an extra half hour and lift more weights…

While standing in line at the bank: It wouldn’t really be that hard to rob this place…

Upon signing into Firefox and seeing that Christopher had loaded a plug-in for me that makes the tabs different pastel colors: That’s pretty cool… and it’s just in time for Easter…

As I was trying to get past a Mexican lady at the grocery store who wasn’t paying any attention and hadn’t noticed that people are trying to squeeze by her ass that happened to be wider than her cart: Should I say “Excuse me?” or “Con permisso?” or maybe I should just give her big fat ass a shove and maybe she’ll get the hint… I should stop being bitchy… yI must be getting hungry…

After I had that thought: Will thinking mean things about fat people make me fat in the Karmic grand scheme?

Upon carrying my groceries in and seeing my weird neighbor who I initially thought was normal when I asked her if she’d pick up my mail while I was in Puerto Rico last year for a week, and when I came back every time I went to her door to try to get my mail, there was a post-it note saying she was sleeping, so I didn’t get my mail for like another week and a half after my return: If I pretend there’s a cell phone in my hand and I’m talking, maybe she won’t try to speak to me and she won’t be able to see that there’s really no cell phone… I’m a good enough actress to pull this off I think…

As I closed the door to my apartment: Thank God she didn’t talk to me… am I antisocial?

So those are just some of my random thoughts… I had more. Actually, a lot more… but I thought this was a good sampling and would give you at least a little insight on what goes on in the mind of a genius. -)

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eric the Lil' Devil spake, and sayeth

didn’t we address this issue earlier? chrisine darling, you know you’re my girl and we’re cool, but the fact that you remembered most of your thoughtsa and, the fact that there were more only substantiates my previous comments about women being impossible to figure out, now…. if i had been beside christine during the entire day i woulda been stuck at the hot indian chick, fell off the treadmill, and been slapped for saying everything that she was thinking to the fat mexican lady. don’t worry honey, you are quarky and that’s why my boy hangs with you.;)

March 23rd, 2006

Keith the Director remarked

I’m just very surprised you can recall random thoughts from your day at will and type them…I’d say thats a quirk and a half! I have random thoughts all day, and I coudn’t recall one of them right now…although I have had one thing on my mind all day whihc has plagued me so I guess i realkly didn’t ave too many random thoughts today! I too would have been stuck at the hot indian chic, but unlike eric my ass would have gotten off the machine before falling off and possibly getting hurt ) plus save myself the embarassment so i can attemtp to get the girls digits )

March 23rd, 2006

Christopher the Pyro said this

Shit, apon reading her post I went and signed up for a membership at LA Fitness so I could checkout the hot Indian girl.

March 23rd, 2006

Ben the Kingpin commented

What Christine doesn’t realize is that when he wasn’t ogling the hot indian chick, he was ogling Christine. )

March 23rd, 2006

Keith the Director commented

Not really ben if i know my cousin at all his eyes weren’t straying away from the hot indian chic for anything less than two hotter chics dyking out somewhere else in the gym! )

March 23rd, 2006

Lei the Mercenary got all philosophical

Wow, you actually remember your random thoughts.. Well, same here, so I guess, that’s how brilliant minds really work ) Sometimes I write them down on my journal too, when I feel like it. It’s fun to read them actually, especially the weird ones. d

March 23rd, 2006

Keith the Director chimed in with

lei You have too much time on your hands if your writing “thoughts” down in a journal ) j/k

March 23rd, 2006

Lei the Mercenary added

LOL! well yes, keith, i find the time. it’s one of my little luxuries actually ) coz u know, thoughts become ideas, and well-thought ideas become good concepts for the articles/speeches i write. ) see, i earn a living from the thoughts i had d

March 23rd, 2006

Keith the Director scribbled

well carry on then lei don’t let me deter you from doing what you do…”it’s all about the bejamin’s baby” )

March 23rd, 2006

aJ the Zen Master mentioned

Wow.. Really nice that you can remember your random thoughts.. I do a lot of retrospection too but tend to forget most of what I thought (

March 27th, 2006

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