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Nate the Virgin got all philosophical
thank you…someone speaks out against this stupid almost fashionable habit that people have gotten into
Christine the Lioness uttered
While Christopher would like you to believe that the standards of beauty are put forth by a fucked up society and magazines like Maxim and Vogue, it’s rather ironic that the standards are strikingly similar to those Christopher used to come up with his 10 Most Bangin’ Ladies list… so while he’d like you to believe he’s somehow above the petty vision of attractiveness set forth by those things, he’s not. But so be it.
I do have to agree that the carb-counting diets, along with any other diet fad, is simply ridiculous. These diets are a multi-billion dollar business… if any of them actually worked, everyone would be skinny, we wouldn’t be a country full of fat fucks, and there’d be no reason to continue purchasing overpriced Lo-carb, processed foods that taste like shit. So obviously… it’s not in the best interest of these companies to produce stuff that actually makes you skinny… because then demand would drop and there’d be no more need. People are fat because we spend hours sitting in our cars, hours sitting in front of computers at work, drive around for a half hour trying to find the closest parking spot, and basically have decided we don’t want to expend any effort at all… unless we’re actually at the gym… another business that thrives because people join and then don’t go. If gyms actually had to accomodate the number of members they have that pay a monthly fee… they wouldn’t be able to. Twenty years ago, people went on diets. What did they do? They ate salad. Did it work? Yes it did. Now… they’ve even turned junk food like potato chips and candy bars into low carb foods, passing them off as something that’s healthy and will make you lose weight. Anyone who believes this, deserves to fail at their diet because they weren’t serious enough about it to actually change bad habits and take some interest in improving their health.
Don’t get me wrong… I’m not insensitive to the plight of overweight people. And I have a great deal of respect for those who are willing to go to the gym and get on a treadmill next to some hottie who’s running 10 consecutive 6 minute miles on the latest Precor. But our bodies weren’t designed to handle being mistreated in the first place… we weren’t designed to be fat. We do that to ourselves because we get lazy and decide that eating a Big Mac supersized combo somehow makes more sense than buying a head of lettuce and making a salad at home. So a lot of people have created their own situation… and just because Anna Nicole dropped 60 pounds on Trim Spa, doesn’t mean you will. The makers of Trim Spa neglected to mention that she also had a personal trainer and probably did about half a ki of coke on her way to skinnyville. Just remember, it’s a business… and the goal of business is to make money. If any of these things actually worked, everyone on the planet would be doing them.
And yes, we should be happy with ourselves the way we are. That’s not to say we can’t improve… and we should always be trying to make ourselves better. I don’t think, however, that over-eating and getting fat is any different than someone who abuses their body by doing drugs or drinking too much booze. So if you’re fifty pounds overweight and have issues that people stare at you while you scarf down that extra large piece of tiramisu, then don’t complain to me. They probably just noticed that you continue to abuse your body and have a hard time pretending they respect that. You can tell them to fuck off, but you’re the one who has to live with the consequences of being fat– high blood pressure, diabetes, joint problems, etc. That’s not to say that people won’t like you for who you are, because they should… but it also doesn’t mean that they won’t be happy that they don’t look like you.
I won’t say I don’t miss my teenage days of being 5 1/2 feet tall, 112 pounds and a size 4. I liked having my collar bone stick out like inverted coathangers and hip bones that protruded from my waist like those little door knobs they put on cabinets in the bathroom. But quite frankly, the four dexatrim a day and the throwing up got old… and I finally gave it up, deciding it wasn’t worth it. Does that mean I gave up trying to be thin? Not at all… but I’m not going to go to extremes are buy into a ridiculous marketing campaign to do it.
Just exhibit some self-control, do your best to eat healthy, get some exercise… and let it be whatever it’s going to be. I think you’ll be fine.
Christopher the Pyro said this
Hey I like hot ladies with tiny little asses and a nice set of tits. If she is in good shape so be it, I don’t think I need a magazine to tell me that.. (it’s it natural that a man would be attracted to a healthy looking woman??), just like a woman would be attracted to a healthy looking man?
Christopher the Pyro stated
And also don’t get me wrong.. I am insensitive to the plight of overweight people.. I myself find it to be disguisting.. but… that doesn’t mean any fat people should give a fuck what I think.
Christine the Lioness penned this
Christopher is pretty much insensitive to the plight of most people… and I agree that no one should give a fuck what he thinks… even though I often care what he thinks– and believe me, he chastises me mercilessly for it.
He is right about it being natural for a man to be attracted to a healthy-looking woman… not that silicone and botox are particularly health-enhancing, but okay… I get his point. And yes, if we all buy into survival of the fittest, then it’s natural that women (or females of any species for that matter) want to procreate with the strongest, biggest, healthiest males… which are rarely huffing and puffing when they have to go up a flight of stairs. But for women… it’s not as much about how a man looks as it is for men… for women, sometimes power and money can be just as sexy as six-pack abs… because today, it’s not as much about survival of the fittest as it is survival of the richest… which is why big, fat, nasty rappers end up with hot women. Don’t tell me she’s attracted to men with flabby boy tits– because I guarantee you– no woman is… she’s attracted to what that guy can give her. So to all you bitches out there who try to act like you’re somehow less shallow than I am because you’ll date a fatty, you’re just as superficial as the rest of us. While you’re in bed with some huge tub of lard, I’d rather be fucking a boy I can’t take my eyes off of… even if it means having to buy my own jewelry.
GeekThug the Groupie said this
I agree with the both of you … kinda. I like a chick to have a little meat on her bones. That looks healthy to me. But being fat is something else.
If healthy food were as cheap, accessable, and storage friendly as a bag of Doritos, I would be a little less round than I am today.
Ever try to order carrot sticks in any type of drive-through.
Michael Hall the Virgin stated
I agree whole-heartedly(spelling?) with Chris and Christine …
I like slim girls and i like thick girls, not fat girls! Nothing wrong with that. And even though we tend to go for the slim fine chicks with fake everything - we don’t want to hear them harping about their diet!
Just do the darn diet if you will and shut the hell up about it(there i said it)
Reminds me of the people going around telling the world I’m a christian for points or something - just be what you are and do what you do and stop telling everyone your boring business.
Cause y’all know y’all be eating chocolate and ice cream and ‘tata chips’ when nobody else is around … lol.
= )
by the way my cousin was talking about starting a drive thru fresh juice and fruit/salad business - but i think it cost to damn much - that’s why we are all a little over weight (or alot) cause healthy food ain’t cheap.
Irony: you pay more to get less when you buy healthy food.
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
Michael Hall knows what’s up. And I completely agree with the Christians and Jehovah’s Witnesses who feel they can only get to heaven by converting everyone else. Believe whatever you want, but keep it to yourself ’cause the rest of us are sick of hearing it.
Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this
Michael, I’m with you I like slim and thick but not fat.. but on the other hand I don’t look down at a fat girl as long as she is comfortable that way.. it’s when she asks me what she thinks that I get highly irritated.
Michael Hall the Virgin scribbled
Lol, I don’t look down at them either, I rarely look at them at all.
Fat chicks need love to and for every jack there is a jill. More power to them.
Robotnik the Virgin commented
A-fucking-men! I’m tired of all these fucks too.
Benjamin Solah the Virgin commented
This is a real problem, thanx for highlighting it to me once again. I tend to forgot sometimes how lethal pop culture is
Deb the Virgin added
I am a semi demi fat fuck who can’t count for shit, but this is by choice.
I am not a whale, but I like the fact that I do not resemble a stick insect and at least when I get laid, my bones will not leave bruises on my other half.
I am built for comfort, not for speed so therefore I do not need to be aerodynamic and streamlined.
I am 36. I have had three kids. I am intelligent, funny and can string a sentence together (just).
If people don’t like the way I look, they can not only fuck off and die, but they can also do it with my foot up their ass.
vigilant20 the Virgin said this
Fad diets are nearly always bad for you. Think ATKINS. I come from a long line of overweight people and have finally decided that being healty (not necessarily being thin or looking good) was worth watching everything I eat for the rest of my life, because that’s what I’ll have to do with my metabolism. But not by dieting…eat right and exercising 
I’m already down 33 pounds and feeling great about it.
And for you guys who are bashing overweight women…there are overweight men out there too. I bet some of your friends are, and you don’t look down on them. Go ahead and judge a book by it’s cover, but the flip side is the saying “The hot ones tend to be jerks”. If the conversation above is any indication, it’s true for you guys at least.
Christine the Lioness pontificated
Vigi… yes, there are fat men out there too and people don’t look down on them as much as they look down on fat women… it’s a double standard that many guys think doesn’t exist. Quite frankly, I get sick of seeing fake, super hot women every where I turn in the media– in commercials, as meteorologists, etc… but there are very few hot men in comparison. Even in commercials, when you see a couple selling wireless phone service or whatever, there’s usually a hot girl with an average looking guy. With that said, however… I put a lot of time, effort, and money into looking hot because I like being one of those girls that guys whistle at and stare at. It’s a choice I’ve made that other women could make if they wanted to… so I do get sick of heavy women complaining about thin ones getting all the attention. While you’re out stuffing your faces with nachos and french fries, I’m probably eating a salad and wishing I could eat junk. But looking good is a higher priority for me than being able to eat anything I want… so if you’re happy with yourself, good for you (regardless of what you look like). If you’re complaining that men are jerks because they’d rather look at a thin, fit girl than you… then either live the way I live everyday (go to the gym, get your hair done, eat less, etc.) or shut up.
nosebleed the Virgin hunt n' pecked this
I don’t know, that girl in the image with the purple top doesn’t look fat at all to me. In fact, she’s very pretty (at least in my eyes)
Christopher the Pyro mentioned
The key is that she thinks she is ugly.
nosebleed the Virgin pontificated
I don’t think so. She looks like she just ate some bad Mexican.
Michael the Groupie pontificated
The point is not whether she is ugly or not, the lady in the pic above is not ugly, so she is sorta like an exception. But she probably thinks she is NOT ugly but rather unattractive.
You can be a fatty and still be attractive, but if your fat and unattractive, then you definitely got a problem.
I know many overweight chicks that are more attractive than many of the slim chicks I know, but I also know a lot of really unattractive fat chicks too - most men won’t touch these with a ten foot pole, but the pudgy girl above is not ugly or unattractive, just a bit overweight in my opinion.
Like Chris says it is their perception of theirself that fuels all these dub diet fads,
they view themselves via the eyes of the media, not thru the eyes of the average guy.
i double-guarantee you that the average guy will sleep with an overweight girl if she is attractive, but not if she keeps herself all nasty looking.
am i right guys?
Christopher the Pyro chimed in with
I agree 100% Mike.
Justin the Virgin commented
Atkins causes kidney damage.
Energy comes from either carbs, fat, or proteins. Proteins are very low in energy.
Carbs : fat energy ratio is about 2:1.
i.e, there is twice as much energy in carbs as in fat.
So, to get enough energy on a no-carb diet, you would have to eat twice as much fat as usual to make up for the loss of carbs.
I’m no medical doctor, but if you are eating twice as much fat, wouldn’t that be defeating the whole point of being on a diet?
Christine the Lioness thought this
Oh, really, Christopher??? When was the last time you pointed out a fat girl as being attractive? Better yet, when was the last time you slept with one???
Christopher the Pyro commented
.. point taken… but that isn’t saying I havn’t thought a fat gir was pretty.. and i would still let her give me head. 
Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this
ok… I’ve kissed pretty girls who are fat. I’ve dated skinny pretty girls who got fat when I was done dating them.. (like later on .. usually it doesn’t happen right away)… I think those both count.
Christine the Lioness pontificated
Christopher, sweetie… stop while you’re ahead… none of that shit counts and you’re just digging yourself a hole.
Christopher the Pyro pontificated
Ok.. I’m shallow.. I’ll admit that.
ticklebug the Groupie hunt n' pecked this
“I am a semi demi fat fuck who can?t count for shit, but this is by choice.
I am not a whale, but I like the fact that I do not resemble a stick insect and at least when I get laid, my bones will not leave bruises on my other half.
I am built for comfort, not for speed so therefore I do not need to be aerodynamic and streamlined.
I am 36. I have had three kids. I am intelligent, funny and can string a sentence together (just).
If people don?t like the way I look, they can not only fuck off and die, but they can also do it with my foot up their ass.”
Include my foot up their ass as well. Shallow, boney, whiney, fucks who hate people who are different from themselves should be burned alive and slowly.
My husband loves me just the way I am, so everyone else can burn in hell for all I care.
Christine the Lioness asserted
I can see why your husband loves you so much, Tickle… it’s evidently your warm, charming personality.
So… if we slowly burn all the shallow, boney, whiney fucks who hate people who are differnt from themselves… what should we do with all that fat, shallow, whiney ones that think everyone else should burn in hell? Hrmmm…
Lisa the Virgin quibbed this
I agree some how. The more they count their input and out the worse they would feel about themselves. I mean if the output and input are off their target, they’ll be depress. and I don’t think it would be healthy from them.
Most diet pills & this atkins diet thing, would lead to alot of health hazard side effects. people end up having stone kidneys, or heart failure. but blaming it on the food instead.
It’s not a crime to indulge in food but always make sure you know the plus and minus. For example, If you’re eating fatty stuff, eg ribs, drink up lemonade. the acid would cancel up the extra fat. But make sure to exercise too.
Community are to be ashamed for for their down looks upon chubby people. Most of the time it’s their fault for why they are fat.
Loy the Virgin scribbled
I kinda agree with the people who say that health food is expensive. I try to eat right, but I don’t want to have to get a second job in able to buy healthy food. Hell, I’d become a vegetarian if it didn’t cost so much.
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Lisa? I’m sorry… did you just suggest that drinking lemonade will cancel out the fat you consumed from eating ribs???
nosebleed the Virgin hunt n' pecked this
And drinking sulfuric acid will cancel out eating that bucket of fried pig lard.
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
And you can lose even more weight if you super-size your sulfuric acid (especially if you’ve really overdone it on the pig lard combos this week).
Alisha the Virgin scribbled
All too often, I notice that the heavier girls are not the ones counting their carbs, instead giving that dubious task to thick or seriously skinny girls who like to look hot and keep it that way. No matter the weight of a person in my company, I will quickly point out that I do not care how many grams of this or that he or she has had during the day, nor do I have the patience to console never-ending complaints of weight issues. Frankly, I am fat and happy, so those who surround me with their weight negativity waste their breath and my time, for their issues do not faze me.
In keeping with the either you do or you, so close your trap, mode of this blog entry, let me add that you either like fat people or you don’t, so make up your mind, embrace your opinion, then shut the fuck up and move on.
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
Alisha, are you suggesting that we’ve said all we could possibly say about fat people and their attractiveness on this blog? I don’t think there’s any confusion as to how Christopher or I (or anyone else who commented) feels about the issue, so all opinions have seemingly been embraced thus far. I do sense a tad bit of hostility in your comment though… while I believe that you are not fazed by people whining over weight issues, I am guessing if you were truly happy being fat, you wouldn’t be so eager to tell us to shut the fuck up about it and move on. Just my observation. I could be wrong.
Michelle the Virgin spake, and sayeth
I’m someone who has been fat most of her life. It started as a way to get my stepfather to stop visiting me in the middle of the night, because he was adamant that he didn’t like “fat chicks”. It worked, he left me alone. Then, following a car accident that left me unable to walk for over a year, I got to the heaviest I have ever been.
In the past 4 months, I have lost 35 lbs. Not by fad diets, not by starving myself. I finally worked through the psychological issues and depression, and just started limiting my portions and exercising a bit more. I don’t heavily monitor calories, fat or carbs. I eat what I want, just making sure it’s less. I still eat out, I just eat half now and half later.
The only thing I hate more than hearing people constantly whine about losing weight is hearing people cut down fat people. Hey, none of us are perfect–we all have faults, some are just more physical than others. While it’s true that some people are fat due to sedentiary lifestyles, there are a lot of us who are fat due to using food as a comfort blanket to deal with a slew of psychological issues. When our whole world seems to spiral out of control, food is the one thing we feel we can control. And until we deal with these issues–hopefully in a supportive environment–it will be impossible to lose weight because every major stress event will cause us to turn back to food for comfort.
And comments about “not doing a fat chick”? Please…if a person is fat, doing you isn’t going to be a top priority for them either. Instead of criticizing a person for being fat, ask how you can help. The positive energy will go a lot farther than the insults, trust me.
Unless you’re the type of person who can only feel better about your own life by stereotyping and insulting someone else. Than nothing I’ve said will matter to you anyways and you’ll still keep spinning in your tunnel of intolerance.
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Michelle… congratulations on losing 35 lbs. I think that’s great. After I tore the ACL in my knee a few years ago, I gained about 30 pounds because I couldn’t walk or work out as much. I became disgusted with how I looked, joined Weight Watchers, and lost 25 of it. So I know how much dedication it takes to lose weight. It’s not easy… but we all have problems. We all have issues. Some people avoid dealing with them by over eating, or drinking too much, or doing drugs, or being self-destructive in some other way. Some become bulimic or anorexic and try to get control that way. Yes, issues can suck. But you still have the choice to work through those issues in a way that’s healthy and constructive, or choose to avoid dealing with them by doing one of the many things that just creates some other problem. My point is that people who are overweight– for whatever reason– need to accept that their actions are causing that situation (for the most part– there are a few medical exceptions). There are plenty of people in wheelchairs who aren’t heavy– a few I see at my gym all the time. There are people who were molested who aren’t heavy… so those aren’t excuses. If someone is choosing to be fat by overeating, then they simply need to acknowledge that they are being victimized not by issues, but by their own inability to deal with those issues. And quite frankly, I can’t help anyone who doesn’t want to help themselves. For example, I can choose not to drink a beer around someone who is an alcholic, because it might make abstension difficult for him/her, but I can’t make him/her not an alcoholic. They have to do it for themselves… just like the weight you lost over the past 4 months is because of you and you alone. Not because of anyone else. Your decision was to change your weight. Until you decided that on your own, it makes absolutely no difference what anyone else could have said or done to help or not.
Isaac the Virgin penned this
carb counting, pink wearing, popped collar dorks who are 125lbs soaking wet piss me off. People who realize that it’s better to get your carbs from sources such as whole wheat or fruit and stay away from things like white bread and flour are A OKay in my book. It works, but hearing about it every 5 seconds from some wussy with a low carb beer makes me want to puke a belly full of budweiser in their prissy face.
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Yes, but have you tried the South Beach diet? This one really works… LOL!
Christopher the Pyro quibbed this
Try the cheese and nacho diet… i lost 42 pounds on eating only cheease and nacho’s, water and coke cola for 3 months..
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
Nachos and cheese for 3 months… this explains a lot about why Christopher is the way he is… when your liver shuts down, your blood becomes poisoned. Poisoned blood pumping into the brain has an effect… and now we know what.
ColdForged the Virgin pontificated
I’d like to go on record as stating that I love the female form irrespective of relative size and shape though extremes in both directions are less preferred. Viva woman!
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Yes, Cold! Viva men who think like Cold!!!
Christie the Virgin commented
lmao
Ben the Kingpin uttered
Interestingly, there is a reason–beyond just “fad”–why low carb, high protein diets are effective. This is the ideal style of eating for anyone who has Type O blood. Type O blood happens to be the most commont blood type in the US (and Europe too, I believe).
While it has been blown *way* out of proportion through the fad–and some extremely unhealthy variants of it have actually caused some serious medical conditions–it would not have garnered the popularity it has if it were unsuccessful.
A great book to read on this topic is: “Eat Right 4 Your Type”.
Here is a review of the book by my wife:
http://harshrealities.info/nutrition/?p=61
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Christine 2 the Mercenary said this
I think that healthy just describes the proportioning of your body, and you actual health. Some people look really hot, but are extremely unhealthy, and some look just kinda normal, but are really healthy. And fad diets say one thing about modern day humanity: we are growing lazier by the decade. We want everything to be so easy and convienent, that effort is becoming a low priority. This concept applies to a lot of the problems in our societies.
Christine the Lioness thought this
I also think it’s about marketing and commercialism too. We sell people the idea that they have to look a certain way to be “hot,” then we sell them a million products that are supposed to help them look that way. And when one doesn’t work, we sell them a million others. And while they’re working such long hours to make enough money to be able to afford all the shit everyone wants them to buy… they don’t have time to do things that would actually make them healthier individuals– like take a real lunch instead of cramming fast food, spending an hour a day at the gym, going to yoga to mellow out, spend time going on walks with their kids, etc. In many ways (particularly this one), I think we are a product of our culture… that’s not an excuse to be fat, but I think we should ponder exactly why Americans are the fattest individuals (collectively) on the planet.
i hate fuck fucks its so redicilious that they are so damn fucking fat fucking fat fucks stop eating whoppers
Christine the Lioness uttered
Judgmental people are cool, but fat people annoy me.
eric the Lil' Devil penned this
the point that needs to be made is fat=laziness,slow,no self worth! pathetic… need i say more? /
Christine the Lioness pontificated
Well, let’s say for the sake of argument, that that’s true, Eric… but the question still remains, “Why the fuck do you care?” How does some fat person being lazy, slow, and having no self worth affect you in any way at all? Doesn’t it seem more relevant to care about something that actually might have an affect on you personally? Just wonderin’… 
jancola the Virgin said this
i havent done enough research to figure out where you are from, but I guess somewhere in the US. It is kind of fun to read the article, because up until resently, overweight has never been an issue over here, in Norway (europe). I have to agree that we are under strong american influense, and the way of eating is one of them. Example: when I was a kid, I had to ride my bike for 22 kilometers, (one way) to get to a mc donalds(one would actually loose weitht by going there) now one can find a burger shop anywhere, just like in the states, give or take(mostly take)… anyway, we are still hot over here, so if you have problems dealing with all the fat people nagging, move to europe. less religion, less fat, more sex, and ironicly.. less sexual desiases… traveling to san fransisco this monday btw, have to check out how its going to be here in 15 years time
Christine the Lioness said this
Honey, I don’t think Europe will be 95% gay in 15 years… LOL.
no the gay population over there may decline from 95%! 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent pontificated
“Honey, I don’t think Europe will be 95% gay in 15 years… LOL.”
Why not, ‘tine? The way they’re going…
Christine the Lioness pontificated
You’ve obviously never known an Italian guy.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
Well, on the machismo scale, I think the Italians rank right up there with the French — they *want* to be known as great lovers, but in terms of toughness, fighting skills and just plain manliness… well, let’s just say they aren’t exactly Marine Corp material.
But I entirely understand why you women adore them so much. After all, as ‘topher says, all women are bisexual!
Christine the Lioness added
I wasn’t referring to women loving Italian guys. The women I know who have been to Italy (from both the US and Canada) have all said the same thing about Italian guys– they’re super aggressive to the point of harassing women (not something the women who have talked about it felt was an attribute). Some Italian guys are hot and some aren’t, just like any other culture, but Italian men are known for loving sex, and I read that in Italy, more people (both men and women) have extra-marital affairs than any other country.
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
Maybe they are just good at getting caught.
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
It was an anonymous, self-reported study.
Christopher the Pyro thought this
Well certain culture.. (Italians for example do find it much more acceptable to have a woman on the side) so.. in a way it makes sense that they would report the highest because it could be a source of honor.
Mara the Peacemaker got all philosophical
What men DON’T love sex?
random the Virgin pontificated
Seriously make a bigger damn deal about this. WHO GIVES A DAMN WHETHER A PERSON IS 100 pounds or 300. I mean hell it is disgusting to look at sometimes but get the hell over it. It isn’t your life so leave the “fat fucks” of the world alone. Worry about you own fucking life and stop being so consumed in everyone elses.
Christopher the Pyro remarked
No. Loser.. can’t even leave your name… you must be one of those “Fat Fucks”
Christine the Lioness pontificated
Shhhhhh, babe… shhhhhh… it’s okay… huuuusssshhhhhh…. take a breath, honey… no reason to be so antagonistic… it’s okay….
mimi the Virgin asserted
Bottom line is everybody has portions that are too big. I am 27 and have 4 kids and at 5 foot 1 I weigh 8 stone. I do not diet and before some fat fuck says it no my metabolism isnt super fast. I eat kids portions. We have been taught by society to eat too much, hundreds of years ago only kings ate like us. Kings were fat. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE LET THEMSELVES GET FAT. if i get anywhere near 9 stone I stop snacking embetween meals and make sure my portions arnt getting bigger, still eat what I like and get full really quickly as my stomach hasnt stretched. There is no need to get fat in the first place.
Christine the Lioness penned this
I totally agree, Mimi. I’m not familiar with “stone’ as a unit of measurement… how much is that?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this
14 lbs American
Mara the Peacemaker stated
I do have a super fast metabolism and I thank the stars for it. Now I can go have that slice of cheesecake for breakfast.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this
Grrrrrr 
Mike the Groupie chimed in with
There is a difference between ‘thick’ and ‘fat’. I happen to like thick girls, nobody wants a female that leaves bruises from her hip bones coming into contact with yours. And quite honestly, some girls can pull off being overweight and still look good. But heres a tip for all you females out there who are questioning whether or not you are too fat for what you are wearing. If you cant see your knees when you look down, dont go for that bare midriff clothing. If it takes you more than 10 minutes to get into those low riders, do us a favor, don’t. And no matter what your fat girlfriends think, you dont look ‘fierce’ the heavier you get, you look fat, thats all. It doesnt make you hotter, it doesnt make you more desireable, except maybe in ethiopia, and they are just sizing you up for dinner.
Mara the Peacemaker pontificated
“…it doesnt make you more desireable, except maybe in ethiopia, and they are just sizing you up for dinner.”
OMG…I totally laughed at that. Is it wrong that I found that funny?
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
I can’t see my knees when I look down… which I suppose is okay since the the two things blocking my view tend to get more attention than my knees do anyway…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent uttered
About those 2 things blocking the view to your knees — are they the top of Christopher’s head and his shoulders?
I *knew* what you meant — but can you post a bare picture of them, please? I promise we won’t view them (or you) as immoral. *grin*
ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled
still no 
from ‘tine or ‘topher…. *sigh*
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