Fishing Licence & Women

A marriage licence should be like a fishing licence, it expires every year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day licence. If you think about it fish and women have a lot in common, they are fun to catch and if you clean and prep them right most are good to eat. Also if you decide to mount one it is going to cost you an arm and a leg. If you bring one home (no matter how well you treat them) they starting going bad and fresh ones are always better. Inconclusion I would say it is better to practice Catch & Release.

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9 Responses to Fishing Licence & Women

  1. Haas says:

    Maybe there can be trophies which we can photograph and show other people =))

  2. aJ says:

    Amen to that Christopher.
    If only it were this easy ;-)

  3. Ben says:

    Allow me to post my general disagreement with the sentiment.
    I’d also like to point out that if Osama bin Laden and Dick Cheney were not in the list, Christopher would have a much better chance of winning…

  4. Erica says:

    …and a post like this is how my boyfriend would end up sexless and sad. lol.

  5. Christine says:

    LOL, Erica!

    Any guy who feels this way about marriage… isn’t husband material anyway… so to use an analogy they’ll understand… it’s better to throw them back until they mature. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

  6. Christopher says:

    Ben, that is a very good point… not to mention I didn’t even vote for myself! :) (I honestly thought Dick Cheney was more creditble then I was)

  7. Ben says:

    I think I found it! The long lost story of how Christopher and Christine met!
    http://harshrealities.info/ben/?p=257
    Either that, or it was at a party where one or the other had a particular medication prescribed for them:
    http://harshrealities.info/ben/?p=243

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  9. Great site I’m looking forward to reading more posts from you!

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