Fishing Licence & Women

Posted on January 27th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

A marriage licence should be like a fishing licence, it expires every year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day licence. If you think about it fish and women have a lot in common, they are fun to catch and if you clean and prep them right most are good to eat. Also if you decide to mount one it is going to cost you an arm and a leg. If you bring one home (no matter how well you treat them) they starting going bad and fresh ones are always better. Inconclusion I would say it is better to practice Catch & Release.

8 comments.

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Haas the Addict stated

Maybe there can be trophies which we can photograph and show other people =))

January 27th, 2006

aJ the Zen Master asserted

Amen to that Christopher.
If only it were this easy -)

January 27th, 2006

Ben the Kingpin scribbled

Allow me to post my general disagreement with the sentiment.
I’d also like to point out that if Osama bin Laden and Dick Cheney were not in the list, Christopher would have a much better chance of winning…

January 28th, 2006

Erica the Groupie scribbled

…and a post like this is how my boyfriend would end up sexless and sad. lol.

January 28th, 2006

Christine the Lioness pontificated

LOL, Erica!

Any guy who feels this way about marriage… isn’t husband material anyway… so to use an analogy they’ll understand… it’s better to throw them back until they mature. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

January 28th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro asserted

Ben, that is a very good point… not to mention I didn’t even vote for myself! ) (I honestly thought Dick Cheney was more creditble then I was)

January 29th, 2006

Ben the Kingpin got all philosophical

I think I found it! The long lost story of how Christopher and Christine met!
http://harshrealities.info/ben/?p=257
Either that, or it was at a party where one or the other had a particular medication prescribed for them:
http://harshrealities.info/ben/?p=243

January 29th, 2006

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May 18th, 2006

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