Here’s a George Bush joke that even a third grader would find funny…
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
“Stanley,” responds the little boy.
“And what is your question, Stanley?”
“I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?”
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that’s right: question time. Who has a question?”
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.
“Steve,” he responds.
“And what is your question, Steve?”
“Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why
are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?”
I really wish Bush had to answer these questions out of the blue and on national television!
LOL! Don’t ask, aJ… don’t ask!
It would be fun…
? and trying to remember from the script he could not memorize in time =))
Him with that blank look in his face
=)) Uh-oh, Haas… if you disappear, we’ll know what happened to you… :-\
It’s a funny joke except for the question about the UN.
The United States should not be required to answer to the UN for any of its actions. It is a sovreign nation not beholden to them.
Frankly, the UN should be abolished, ejected from our shores and charged rent for the years they have spent within our borders.
Ben,
I completely agree. We have absolutely no obligation to the U.N as a soviegn nation. (Neith er does Iran for that matter). The U.N was a entity we created for our own purposes.. it has served those purposes at times but at this point it really causes more trouble then it is worth.
Funny, but sad at the same time…
Im still here Christine :d… guess nobody has yet told George what to do #:-s
Yes Greg, funny but sad. I think the time will never come when politicians will stop screwing us.
That was a good one! I would love to see that dumbass answer those on the spot as well! It would prove to be an impossible task though!
I also agree we owe nothing to the UN at all, and I also feel it should be obolished! It is as Chris said more of a hinderance now than a help!
I’m curious as to what happpened to stanley, how W will get a bell to ring now, and what is the going to happen to steve? Is there a continuation to this story? =))
Haas I think You are exempt from disappearing since you are from the another country
We all know we aren’t the most well liked country around right now so outside insults don’t really hold too much weight!
I have to agree with Keith that you’re safe, Haas…
I mean if GW can’t find Osama, he probably won’t be able to find you either… and I would hope he’s more motivated to find Osama!
And by the way… I hear they’re looking for poor Stanley in Aruba right now!
OMG Christine agreed with me again
hehe I think that maybe 4x total! Ohhh poor stanley in aruba? Ouch 
I guess steve might be there to hunh? :d I’ll go help ad aide the search I need another vacation 