Girl Talk - How To Get a Girl to Sleep with You on the First Date

Posted on March 15th, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

Last Sunday morning, I called my best friend (Nicole) who lives in Denver… here’s what the conversation went like…

Christine: Hey, girl, what’s up?
Nicole: (giggling) Oh, hey, girlie… I just got home… I was a bad girl last night…
Chistine: You were? What’d you do?
Nicole: I had the hottest fuckin’ sex… this boy is incredible…
Christine: Why’s he so great? Is he a hottie?
Nicole: Such a hottie. Kinda dark skin, long eyelashes, lots of tats… and he’s only 28.
Christine: So how’d you meet him?
Nicole: I went out on a date with him…
Christine: You fucked him on your first date?!
Nicole: Oh, girl… you wouldn’t believe how cool this guy is… he took me out to dinner, but you know what he did first?
Christine: What?
Nicole: Okay… he was supposed to pick me up at 8:00, right? So at 7:30, the doorbell rings…
Christine: So… he can’t tell time or what?
Nicole: No, girl listen… He had flowers delivered. The card said, “I’ll see you in half an hour.”
Christine: Are you serious?
Nicole: Yes.
Christine: Oh my God… that’s awesome. I can’t believe he sent you flowers a half hour before he was going to see you.
Nicole: Damn… as soon as I saw those flowers, I knew I was gonna fuck him.
Christine: He know what to do, huh?
Nicole: That’s for sure.

So, Nicole went on to tell me about how great the sex was with this guy… but I’ll spare you those details. The point is… this guy was smart. See… we women know BEFORE we go out on the date whether we’re going to sleep with the guy or not. We make that decision as we’re getting ready… if we know we’re going to sleep with him, we take time to do all the girlie stuff we need to do to look hot when we’re naked… we also pick out sexier bras and panties if we know they’re going to be on display for you a few hours later… so, this brilliant little stud apparently knows this secret, and decided to give my friend a little help in making up her mind… at the perfect time.

So boys… I can’t promise that the same thing would work for you, but it worked for him. So you might want to add that one to your repertoire. -)

16 comments.

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 hunt n' pecked this

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July 22nd, 2007

 said this

(y)

August 20th, 2007

Sean the Virgin commented

Obviously your friend is a whore.

May 11th, 2008

 chimed in with

(u)

May 15th, 2008

 penned this

thats bullshit

May 29th, 2008

Korg the Virgin got all philosophical

well… I’d have to agree with Sean the Virgin on this one…

October 10th, 2008

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November 23rd, 2008

not bullshit the Virgin added

not bullshit. not a whore. but call it and her what you want. some of us know what we’re doing, and the rest of you don’t.

January 22nd, 2009

 mentioned

(W)

March 31st, 2009

JB THE HUNTER the Virgin up'n wrote this

she is definately gagging for it…

I BET SHE SLEPT WITH THE GUY WHO DELIVERED THE FLOWERS..

LIKE OMG… ! FLOWERS… LETS GET SOME CANDLES AND YOU CAN TAKE ME RIGHT HERE ON THE COFFEE TABLE WHILE I READ THE CARD FROM THE FLOWERS.

DOES ANYONE HAVE SELF RESPECT.

PS. IT WAS ME WHO SENT THE FLOWERS.
PS. WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY
PS. SHE WAS LAME BETWEEN THE SHEETS AND I WANT MY FLOWERS BACK

OHHHH SWEET TULIPSS… AHAA

October 10th, 2009

Richard B. Dragon the Virgin remarked

Haha. I’m using this.

What’s up with these guys leaving these comments. Bunch of
haters it seems. Go get some fool

November 13th, 2009

danny mun the Virgin stated

d i did it on her bday (^) but instaid of giving her flowers i gave her a box of chocklates and that seemed to work like a charm p 8) (l) x but i dont know we did drink alot (y)

December 27th, 2009

 spake, and sayeth

lol

December 27th, 2009

yeahhh nigga the Virgin commented

yeeeaahh nigga

January 10th, 2010

Ticol buddy the Virgin mentioned

(u) hey nigga that bitch Is a go!

February 11th, 2010

 hunt n' pecked this

lmfaoo aww :’-) the same thing happend to me (l)

August 31st, 2010

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