ProphetJoe the Irreverent pontificated

So, Christine, you’re saying:

Girls = Time + Money

and we know “Time = Money”, therefore we substitute for Time as:

Girls = Money + Money, [or Girls = 2 X Money]

If we multiply both side by 1/2 to reduce the right side to “Money” then:

1/2 Girls = Money

Substitute “Money = SQRT(evil) and we get:

1/2 Girls = SQRT(evil)

Then we square both side to get “evil” isolated on the right side:

(1/2) X (1/2) Girls = Evil [or 1/4 Girls = evil]

Now to get the ratio for 1 whole girl (an integer) you multiply both sides by 4:

Girls = 4 X Evil

There… I think that’s about right!

March 9th, 2008

Keepin_up_with_Katie the Virgin chimed in with

Joe—-if we are gonna go the math route on this one… no matter what formula you use to try to get to your theoretical
Girls = 4 x Evil…..

One constant in this math theory is no matter if it is 2xevil, 4 x evil, whatever,
boys always love pi

March 9th, 2008

ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented

Amen, sister — btw, the emoticon also serves as pie!

March 10th, 2008

ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this

Christine — did Katie mean:

3.14159265 or did she mean

March 10th, 2008

Phillip the Virgin said this

ProphetJoe, you didn’t “square both sides.”

(1/2 x Girls) ^ 2 = (1/2)^2 x Girls^2 = 1/4 x Girls ^ 2

So

(Girls ^ 2) = 4 x Evil

July 13th, 2008