Girls Are Evil & Proof

Posted on March 8th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Girls Are Evil

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Christine the Lioness said this

Not to poke holes in this well-conceived proof, but… “time and money” = time PLUS money, not time MULTIPLIED BY money. And if you correct that mistake, it sort of falls apart from there…

Nice try though. I guess it’s true that boys really are better at math… -)

March 8th, 2008

ProphetJoe the Irreverent pontificated

So, Christine, you’re saying:

Girls = Time + Money

and we know “Time = Money”, therefore we substitute for Time as:

Girls = Money + Money, [or Girls = 2 X Money]

If we multiply both side by 1/2 to reduce the right side to “Money” then:

1/2 Girls = Money

Substitute “Money = SQRT(evil) and we get:

1/2 Girls = SQRT(evil)

Then we square both side to get “evil” isolated on the right side:

(1/2) X (1/2) Girls = Evil [or 1/4 Girls = evil]

Now to get the ratio for 1 whole girl (an integer) you multiply both sides by 4:

Girls = 4 X Evil

There… I think that’s about right!

March 9th, 2008

Keepin_up_with_Katie the Virgin chimed in with

Joe—-if we are gonna go the math route on this one… no matter what formula you use to try to get to your theoretical
Girls = 4 x Evil…..

One constant in this math theory is no matter if it is 2xevil, 4 x evil, whatever,
boys always love pi )

March 9th, 2008

ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented

Amen, sister — btw, the (^) emoticon also serves as pie!

March 10th, 2008

Christine the Lioness penned this

LOL!

March 10th, 2008

ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this

Christine — did Katie mean:

3.14159265 or did she mean (@)

$

March 10th, 2008

Christine the Lioness penned this

It was a clever double entendre. Pi representing (@) . -)

March 10th, 2008

Phillip the Virgin said this

ProphetJoe, you didn’t “square both sides.”

(1/2 x Girls) ^ 2 = (1/2)^2 x Girls^2 = 1/4 x Girls ^ 2

So

(Girls ^ 2) = 4 x Evil

July 13th, 2008

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