ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this

I bet there are days you could substitute Christine’s name for Jennifer’s name

Seriously, though, the guy’s a real in my book. As a husband, you don’t tell your wife “either the cat goes, or I go” — it gives her too much power and control. A real man would have made the cat “disappear”, claimed it ran away because the wife left the window open, then played on her sympathy and guilt for more sex…

So sayeth the Oracle of ProphetJoe…

July 6th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker scribbled

Forget, as a spouse, you don’t tell the other such craziness. Seriously, there are times when you have to take matters into your own hands. Me going or the cat going wouldn’t have even be an option. Case in point: Chris loves video games. I don’t mind him playing them (and some of them are pretty entertaining such as God of War, etc), but he knows that the day I feel like I have to compete with that game is the day said game comes up missing.

July 6th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth

So… basically… what you’re saying is: “If the ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy” — sounds like a marriage

July 7th, 2007