A History of Chris vs Chris

2008: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2007: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2006: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2005: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec

December 2008

• Another BCS Mess.

April 2008

• "Do Not"
• Happy Tax Day, Americans!
• Hello There
• The Real Tax Debate
• Increasing Womens Effeciency

March 2008

• Broken Theories
• How I kept Christine Around 4 So Long
• What is Wrong with People - Part I
• American #1
• Happy St. Patty's Day
• 10 Things I have Learned Thus Far
• So fucked up...
• Girls Are Evil & Proof
• Filing Cabinet Beatdown
• Ten Reasons Why I Hate Corn Dogs
• Missing in Action

February 2008

• Answering The Knock of God
• Here Comes Oscar!
• Mr. Jackson - My Favorite President
• Your Valentine's Day Sex Playlist
• Just When You Think You've Met the Biggest Asshole Ever...
• Mens Speak - Question 4 Trouble & PJ
• Why Illigals Would Be Easy To Round Up
• The $1000 Sex Chair
• Simple Warning To All Men

January 2008

• The Secret to Happiness
• 20 reasons I’d be a good trophy wife
• Happy Martin Luther King Day!
• The Invite
• Privacy In Public
• Idiotic Subprime Lawsuit - Baltimore vs Wells Fargo
• 15 Things You Can't Say Around Black People Anymore
• The Making of the Bread
• Plugging Along Into The New Year
• The Rookie Cop
• Happy, Happy 2008!

December 2007

• Men Really Are All The Same
• Merry Christmas, everyone!
• Exposing Ponzi
• Airports Suck - Flying Sucks
• Parenting With Pictures
• Boobs 4 Joe
• The Freedom of Expression, Bad Taste... Both.
• Herpes Genitalis and Acyclovir (aka Christine Freaks Out)

November 2007

• Battle of The Sexes - Stumble Card
• Stress Free Child Rearing
• Deceptively Ironic Wordplay
• Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters
• Christine's Advice to the Hooters' Waitress
• Lightning Strike .... Crazy
• November 2007 Ridiculousness
• Ozzy's Fucking Pissed
• The Essence of Ebony
• The Problem With Sex Offenders
• How Many Dots On Her Dress?
• That 70's Feeling

October 2007

• Happy Halloween, Y'All!
• Our Trip to Mexico!
• How To Kill Yourself Like a Man
• Lost In Translation
• Calling All Clairvoyants...
• "Sick" "Sick" "Sick" - Wish I had the Balls For This
• Best Duct Tape Use Ever
• Don't Steal A Flower To Give To A Girl
• Being Held Hostage By the Airlines
• Demotivated
• HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE!!!
• USC Not #1 - Not Even Close
• Bad Freakin Day
• Let's Join Walgreens & Celebrate Black History Month
• You Know It's October When...

September 2007

• 9 Ways to Test Her Love
• Upgraded 2.3 - Directions Might Have Helped
• Hail Meisha...
• A Fish Tank I would Buy
• Mark It On Your Calander & No Upgrade :(
• Thoughts on Religion
• The Haunted House Story
• USC - #1, All other teams - Not #1
• Kanye West Needs to STFUP
• Revoking a Friend's Man Card
• Tim's Problem
• The Half Eaten Candy Bar

August 2007

• Half-Ass Quitters
• Stud
• The Predators of Dateline
• Wunny Funce
• Christopher's Restaurant Rules
• Weird Thought of the Day...
• Miss Teen U.S.A
• Things I Learned About Soccer
• Starfucks Tip Cups
• Muy Bien Mexico
• Hiking with Christopher
• The Moving Rocks of Death Valley
• Children Disciplining Themselves
• Joining This Church
• Myths - True or False
• Why Mexico Is A 3rd World Country
• Only in Arkansas...
• Deal of the Century: Oceanview Lots - Hawaii!

July 2007

• Congratulations to the Goldman Family
• Sucks To Be You
• The Cornerstone of Our Legal System-- Jury Duty
• What's in the Name
• The Likelihood of Dating a Christopher...
• Tipping Jars - WTF
• Conduct "Unbecoming"
• Iz On CVC, Postin' muh Pix
• Karma... HAH!
• It's Amazing I Turned Out as Well as I Did...
• Seeing the Forest Through the Trees
• Welcome Home Beautiful :)
• The Politics of Dogs and Cats
• Crazy Religious Mom
• Great Classified
• Off to Canada...
• The Devil's Advantage...
• The Mystery of My Melty Ice Cream Sandwiches...

June 2007

• 40 Reasons Why Christopher is Happier then Christine
• Liquid Fire For Your Viewing Pleasure
• Proud to Be an American
• How to Get the Attention of the Police
• 11 Phrases Women Should Not Tell Me
• The World Is Wrong & America Is Right.
• 5 Facts About Abortion You Didn't Know
• Havn't Lost My Touch
• The Key to Communication in Relationships
• Which Celebs Do You Look Like?
• Equal Rights Rock
• Beautiful Like Christine
• Standard of Living
• The Decline of Men - Making Way for the Metrosexuals
• The Approval of Presidents
• Pissed Off British Ex-Girlfriend
• Income Delusions
• 5 Sex Facts About Men You Didn't Know
• Clouded View
• A Philosophical Question...
• It Sucks When You Don't Like Yourself
• Christine's New List of the Funniest Movies
• More Illegal Immigration B.S.-- How Much Do You Know About AB-540?
• Ahhhh... Sweet but a bit Creepy
• Thank God for British Colonization
• The BEST Breakup Ever
• Google Attitude

May 2007

• Future Headlines 2036
• Semen Withdrawal: A Real Epidemic
• See Ya in a Week!
• Carbon Monoxide and Stained Ceilings
• Naked Women That Maybe The Porn World Could Have Lived Without
• A Quick and Dirty Lesson on Marketing
• Explanation of the "Top Commenters" Titles
• Love at First Sight... Myth or Reality?
• The Death of a Nation
• The Inconvenience of Saving Seals
• 9 Simple Relationship Rules For Women
• Wow.
• Christopher vs Best Buy
• Best Potatoe Soup EVER.
• The Media Under a Big, Black Thumb - The Christian/Newsom Murders
• The Pure Stupidity of It All
• The Thin Blurry... Photo?
• Don't Drink the Water Christine..
• Night Sex or Morning Sex?
• "B" is the New "C"
• WTF Jesus
• Free Prostate Testing.... Men vs Women
• Guns DO Kill People
• So Disturbing... On So Many Levels
• Beware Christine - Spider's New Domain
• She Invented Are You Sure?
• What a Difference 30 Years Make
• A Letter to United Airlines
• But You Are A Retard!
• Censorship In Full Swing
• Crazy Insane True Happenings #1

April 2007

• MIA in the Canadian Wilderness
• Classic Posts Plugin
• Sexy vs. Sleazy: Christine's Advice to Young Girls
• The Case Against Recycling
• I am Charitable..
• Archives From The Smithsonian
• Watch Out Hazardous!
• Free Cat: 8 Days Only
• Bad Ass Dog
• WTF - Alec Baldwin & Cam'ron
• Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
• Yes... she actually did this.
• 10 Reasons Cats are Cooler than Dogs
• 10 Thoughts To Take With You Today
• Christine's Best Threats & Heartless Jabs!
• Bid on Christine... The First CVC Auction Ever...
• Spousal Permission Slips
• Killing Kittens
• The Best Personal Ad Ever...
• The Hypocrisy of Niggers
• Christine is a Sneaky Girl
• Christopher's Big Day...
• RAPED... maybe not....
• Context of a Statement
• Stickin it to Britney
• My Advice To Young Women
• 10 Thoughts of Advice To Young Men
• Boobs are Good for the Heart
• Threesome Thrusday - Sisters Ex - Vol III
• Satan vs God - Satan is losing...
• The Super F'd Up April Fool's Joke
• Whats Her Damn Name... A Great Solution

March 2007

• Threesome Thursday - 2 Days Late - Vol 2
• Pick up a Slave or Two
• Love Might be Crazy, but Not Blind...
• The Beautifully Me Bridal Bootie Camp
• Friendship & The Difference
• Paying it Forward-- Lost Dog Incident
• Stupid Marriage
• The Day from Hell
• Slimming Down - 220 lbs to 160 lbs - No Sweat.
• Lazy-bones Paradox
• MICHELIN Man Den Paternity Suite Child is not His
• Not Good In Bed? - Threesome Thursday Question
• Making Bribery Pay... Wiiiiiiiii
• He's Back, You're Outta Here
• Get Financed By the Church
• Six Bites for $42
• Iranians vs. a Strip of Celluloid
• The Problem With Belief
• Government Extortion
• Botched Abortion - Wrongful Birth Lawsuit
• Taking Drug Testing To Far

February 2007

• Gore's House: An Inconvient Truth
• Obesity... Is It Child Abuse?
• Can it Get Any Stranger?
• Sex Sites and Lawsuits
• What's Your Drink?
• Credit Cards for Illigal Immigrants
• Leek Speak Making Kids Smart or Stupid?
• The Great Pseudoephedrine to Phenylephrine Scandle of 2006
• Donate to Help Cure Breast Cancer but not if your a Stripper
• A Womens Guide To Valentine's Day
• Another Valentine's Day On Deck...
• Christine's Cleavage & Bondage
• Can't You just Drive Yourself to the Clinic?
• Talking Dirty in Bed
• Is it Rape?
• Off the Menu the Hot Bartender
• One Side Can Be Wrong
• The Great Pizza Cookoff
• Digital Point - I own this site.
• Signals... A Waste of My Time
• The Prehistoric Shark
• A Reminder for Super Bowl Sunday...
• Happy Birthday, Chris vs. Chris!

January 2007

• Visual History of the Battle
• Not a Geek eh?
• The Revelation About Christopher
• Penis' Email to Vagina... very cute...
• Bye to the Boys: Same-Sex Classrooms in Public Schools
• Making the Cut: Man Made Diamonds
• Getting Behind In Great Britain
• Top 11 Reasons Men Don't Want Sex
• So SCREWED!
• The Great Chocolate Debate
• Wordpress 2.1 Upgrade.. Kind of Smooth
• Guess What This is
• 43,000 Dead
• Punxsutawney Phil's Groundhog Day Prognostication Almost Here!
• The Duplicity of Men...
• Ouch - Ten Ultra Unhealthy Foods.
• 10 Traits of the Perfect Woman 2007
• The Necessity of Soap?
• Ode To Christopher
• Ahh Religion - A Good Reason for a Military
• Sudoku Challenge
• The Perfect Man...
• How to handle a Double Parker
• SOAP - Scorpions On A Plane!
• New Years Upgrade
• Talk About A Bad First Impression
• Obama Bin Laden

December 2006

• 5 Levels of Love - It's a Happy New Year!
• New Year Resolutions / Goals 2007
• Time Warner Cable has Sunk to a New Low
• The Christmas Trip Home
• Ms. Nevada
• Happy Birthday Joe
• Christine's 2006 Report Card
• How Successful Was He...?
• Religion is bad for Society
• HMO Bullshit Part I
• A Flawed System: Child Suport
• Relationship Issues.
• Quite possibly the world's most versatile fruit...
• Basically Complete Shit

November 2006

• Wampanoag Walka Walka
• Cute, Dumb & Fun - The Perfect Combo
• The Baby Name Controversy
• The Republican and the Democrat
• OJ Explains How He WOULD HAVE Killed Nicole Simpson - But Of Course, He Didn't...
• Knight Rulez
• Will They Waste Their Turn?
• The Fight, The Upgrade & The Fall Out
• Seriously People, it's just a JOKE
• Winter Blues? Let's Medicate!
• Learning Lessons: The hard Way
• Sad but True... *sigh*
• Lacking Perspective on Muslims
• The Illegal Immigration Battle: The War Rages On

October 2006

• Only In America
• The Great Pumpkin Scandle
• Firefox 2.0 Release... Get Some.
• Why Hockey Fans Shouldn't Play Fantasy Football...
• Great Halloween Mind-Bender!
• Soccer Girls...
• Christine Say's Honesty is the Best Policy...
• Austrians Follow In Americans' Footsteps: Lose Sense of Humor
• Check Out Our Newest Design!
• A Comment on Names and the English Language
• Come on... Stop Picking on Miami...
• Awesome Halloween Jack-o-lantern!
• Michelle Wie & a Marine

September 2006

• The Princess Weekend
• Why Islamic Terrorist are Cool with Suicide
• Football Frenzy... A Gentle Reminder
• More Illigal Immigration News
• The Lost Art of Being a Good Wife

August 2006

• The Stuttering Kitty
• Another Joke that the Girls can Relate to...
• Christine is sooo ruthless.
• AOL's Fall From Grace
• A Hackers Guild To Losing Weight
• Christopher's Ultra Jihad
• Guilty as Charged

July 2006

• Starving the Homeless in Vegas
• How to be a Good Blow Job Recipient
• The Sperm Sample
• Christine Returns Soon!
• Site Score :(
• More Cats :)
• Three Things To Think About
• Seperation of Church & State
• Spam Spam Spam

June 2006

• Christine's Favorite Drunk
• The New & Improved Chris vs Chris!
• Squeaky Clean Colon Cleansing
• Big Decision... Big Day... Lasik, Here I Come!
• Keeping Romance Alive...
• And Yet Another Fucking "Disaster"
• The Chris Get Your Ass In Gear Dharma
• Proof of Christopher's Duplicity
• Beware!
• Al-Zarqawi Terminated
• Ever Wonder How Orgasms feel to the Other Sex?
• IE-7's Incompetence
• How to Avoid Fatal Attraction
• Stuff I'm Sick Of.

May 2006

• Screwing Up the Screw (AKA The Sex Toy Fiasco)
• Prednisolone Acetate Ophthalmic Suspension USP
• 10 Things Men Must Change!
• Happy Memorial Day!
• Crack Head
• Pandora's Jar
• Rock the Vote... or maybe just vote for rock?
• Re.design.comming
• Role Playing ROCKS
• $$$ The Hidden Cost of Living in LA
• 5 Good Reasons Never to Accept a Diamond
• Should English be the National Language?
• I'll Probably Go to Hell for Laughing at this...
• Porno Clips
• Another Blonde Joke...
• 5 Rules To About Women To Remember
• Ridiculous Studies and Wasted Time
• Paper Protection... It's Not Enough
• Some Thoughts To Live By
• So Damn Cute!
• New Meaning to the Phrase "Finger Food"

April 2006

• Winners & Losers From Draft 2006
• Moussaui, Martyrdom, and Murder
• Unacceptable
• Fixing the Tax System in America
• Media Whore Women & Vote Hungry DA's.
• An Argument Against Natural Selection
• Another Creative Way For the Government To Waste Money
• A Cat Mom's Anxieties...
• Border Fence & Minutemen
• Ode to "Moron Guy"...
• Dog's Turn!
• More Reasons Christine is Still Around
• George Bush Joke of the Day...
• Christopher is the Birthday Boy!
• Christine's New Obsession
• Some Crazy Cats!
• Just Punishment... Should Drug Offenders be Sent to Prison?
• This is Sooooo True... LOL!
• Longer Days are Here Again...
• A Really Bad April Fools Joke...

March 2006

• How Cars and Men are NOTHING Alike... ;-)
• How a car and a relationship are similar.
• Ladies, How Not To Screw Up Your Next Relationship
• Yucky Spiderbots...
• Enter the Mind of a Genius... ;-)
• Cleavage for a Wen's Afternoon
• Korean Clock Lady
• They Call Me Meisha...
• Blog Stats & SQL Question..
• Who the Hell are You Anyway???
• Shiver Me Timbers, Matey... We Gots Ourselves a Pirate Problem...
• Why Christopher is a Big Pussy... ;-)
• Who's Your ("Sugar") Daddy???
• Doctors Ruin Natural Selection
• Christine's New Tool...
• My Gift to the Boys...
• Nasty or Kinky... How to Communicate with Women
• Just Price... a real world example.
• Text Rendering FireFox 1.5 vs Internet Explorer 7.0
• "With women the heart argues, not the mind."- Matthew Arnold
• Top Ten Girls Christine Tell's Me She Wants To Fuck
• A Big Disappointment...
• In REAL sports News
• Barry Bonds - A Fucking Loser.
• Christine has Confused Me Again...
• Hrmmm.. Now I know what happened to Bin Ladin..
• Christopher needs Tech Support.
• I am the Ultimate Progressive Person
• The Best of the Best
• Happy Thought for the Day...
• Why Christine Got Fired From Being a Flight Attendent Last Year...

February 2006

• 34% Approval or Not... and the Port Deal
• The Fly Story and another Difference Picture
• Why I'll "Never Be Happy..."
• Update on Christine's Control Panel
• Why the U.S. Postal Service is About as Worthless as...
• Christine's Path of Destruction
• The Difference Between Men & Women...
• Christine's Idea for Making the World a Better Place...
• 10 Ways to Celebrate President's Day...
• "It is Virtually Impossible to Commit a Crime with You Around."
• Royal Flush ? Odds: 1:649,750 - Are you fucking kidding me.
• A 10 Step Plan for Peace - Fuck Off Radicals.
• It's Good To Be Notre Dame's Head Coach
• Startling New Pic from Katrina...
• 10 Simple Truths...
• Champions :)
• Ex-girlfriends and Friends
• Observations about the World
• The Pictures Causing All The Fuss

January 2006

• Cindy, Oil, FTP & IE 7.0..
• Idiots In Motion
• Some people still need to practice their english..
• Close Call!
• Fishing Licence & Women
• Poor Kitty :-(
• If You're Not Already Aggravated by Christopher...
• Math the key to success.
• Husbands vs. Wives
• Christine's Advice to the Guys... How Not to Screw Up Valentine's Day
• Musings from the Weekend.
• Pictures of Christine...
• The Wisdom of the Native Americans...
• What the Bible Really Teaches?
• Smart or Dumb???
• And the Witch Hunt Begins...
• Congrats to Christine
• 10 Things My Mother Told Me that Were Complete Lies
• Freakin Printer Jam..
• Counting Peeps... 300 Million.
• Steelers 21 - Colts 18 :)
• Here Comes the Bride...
• The Husband Store
• God's Wrath
• Liars and Credibility.
• Wisdom from the man Himself
• Ahhh liberalism at it's best.
• Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door... ;-)
• FUCK NOW - Why woman's groups suck.
• The Hotness?
• 10 Hints that Your Girlfriend is PMSing...
• Best Sport...Soccer? Go Back to making Nukes.
• PC Advertising is going toooooo far
• Ahhh... This is going to earn me some hate from Christine.. USC = Losers
• High Level of Irritation Level Today..
• GAME DAY - 8PM EST ABC
• 10 Things I've Learned from Christopher...
• NetFlix it if you can...
• BCS Predictions.
• Do Video Games Inspire Violence?

December 2005

• This is so fucked up... but funny...
• Christine's 10 New Year's Resolutions for 2006
• Christopher's Top 10 New Year Resolutions
• I Would Pay for Christine to Have This Enhancement Surgery..
• 10 Crazy Things You Might Not Know..
• Go Big Red.
• Be Good to Your Kids...
• 2.0 Upgrade and English is Deadly?
• Best Blonde Joke EVER.
• Merry Christmas!
• Religious Freedom or Involuntary Manslaughter?
• What a Nightmare!
• Acceptable...
• Christine HATES this new format...
• Status
• FUCK.
• She is sooo offensive..
• 10 Things I'd Rather Do Than Watch Syriana Again
• 2005 The Chris vs. Chris Year in Review
• Stop Calling Yourself a Christian
• Male Dominance = Male Insecurity?
• Ultra Cool Apps
• A Question of Rudeness
• A Lesson for Mr. Bush

November 2005

• She's Back... and she's Pissed...
• People who Deserve a Tip
• T.O. STFU Already.

October 2005

• Breaking Up is Hard to Do
• Update on the dogs..
• A New Flock
• Scientology a cult?
• God Is a PSU Fan
• Why I keep Christine Around, Despite the Stabbings
• Happy Birthday Christine!!
• The Most Embarrassing Thing In Football.
• Fuck France - Another Reason Why France Sucks
• Think Your Job Sucks??? Try this one...
• Abuse of Power???

September 2005

• What do the SAT and the KKK Have in Common?
• Updates
• Splitting the Difference: Intelligent Design
• The Fight, The Explanation & Flurries
• Still Undefeated 40-3
• Ten Best Things About Paying Off Your Student Loans...
• Beauty Pageant Contestants Upset About Betting Laws
• Hush, Little Girl...
• 10 Things Guaranteed to Piss Your Boyfriend Off When You're Already Fighting
• Christine: 1, Spider: 0

August 2005

• Stabbing's, Poisoning's and Attempted Drowning
• The Day is Coming...
• Not so far fetch headlines from 2025
• The Magic Number
• One of Christine's Many Ways to Make the World a Better Place...
• What Your Dad Meant When He Said.....
• Traffic Laws To Ignore
• Smoooth Upgrade
• I Hope You Have a Sense of Humor...
• Stop Being a Victim
• Is it Okay to Lie to Your Mate?
• How Hard is It?!
• Women Issues Part - 1
• A Bad Egg...
• Number 1... Again.
• If Women Ruled the World...
• Soap Operas for Men
• Free Porn and Frozen Taquitos
• Stamp of Approval?
• Wierd Neighbors, Water and Loud Noises
• Little White Lies?
• Hooray for Being a Lazy Ass!
• 10 Grammar Mistakes that Bug the Shit Outta Me
• Simple Pleasures
• How to write an "A" Paper

July 2005

• Celebrity Home-Schooling: Finances 101
• Flights, Fast Food, and Getting Fucked
• 3 Myths About the Female Orgasm
• 10 Helpful tips on how to Handle an Insane Girlfriend
• 7/21/05 -- London Terrorists Attacks
• 10 Things Every Man Needs to Know About His Woman
• Irrational Fears... and Marriage
• Women in the Workplace
• And Freedom For Men

June 2005

• Obesity... Is It Child Abuse?
• Small Cars and Why they SUCK
• Child Molesters Rejoice
• Why Lady Bugs are my Arch Nemesis...
• Double Deep Throats...
• Plagerizm, Breakups and Trick Whores

May 2005

• Snowflake Babies???
• If You Offend Me, I Might Die...
• Bucking Starfucks
• Star Wars Episode III
• Random Thoughts and Announcements On A Monday
• Bad Idea of the Week: Sending Laura Bush to Jerusalem
• Billboards in Space...
• Propping the Back Door Open:
• The Ultimate Blasphemy
• Help! I Can't Break Up with My Cell Phone
• How I got Raped By Adelphia
• Another Reason Not to Vacation in Tanzania
• What I am Lusting After
• Upgrade to wordpress 1.5.1
• Don't Stiff Your Waitress!
• I found these amusing
• Only in Texas...
• Irritation Levels On The Rise
• Ten Reasons to Wish You Were Still a Virgin...
• When Cold Feet Hop on a Bus to Vegas...

April 2005

• When it is morally acceptable to hit a woman...
• Total Fucking Bitch.
• When art imitates life.
• Who Will Be Voted Off Survivor Next???
• This Rat Wants to get the Fuck Outta Nebraska...
• It's... it's Alive...
• Then and Now...
• Statistics
• Gambling Problems
• Message from Iraq
• English isn't for Idiots...
• Flares, Soccer and Sophistication
• Rape - An Epidemic in America
• Happy Birthday, Christopher!
• After 35 Years... Love Conquers All.
• Tired of Getting Fucked at the Pump... Let's Lower Gas Prices Once and For All
• Keep Jobs In America
• More Good News for Beautiful People!
• Christine's 10 Most Bangin' Boys
• Why Can't We Protect America's Children from Sex Offenders?
• FDA Reconsidering Ban on Silicone Breast Implants
• Unbelievable ? Kidnap Victim Lives 10 Years with Her Abductor
• End of Times Bullshit
• Nothin' to Laugh At - Comedian Mitch Hedberg Dies
• Top 10 Careers for Your Dog
• T.V. Friendly Pope
• Chivalry - Don't Let it Die, Dammit!
• Learn Spanish Today!!!
• Gender Roles in the 21st Century
• Fat Fucks and Carb Counters
• He's My... My... "Boyfriend..."?
• RIP

March 2005

• What is Wrong With America?
• 5 Ways to Train Your Man to Pee INSIDE the Toilet
• What Do They Really Mean?
• Daylight Savings Time - An Idea Straight from Satan???
• Hold Me!!! Why Do You Always Just Go to Sleep After Sex?!?
• Why Men Think Women Are Crazy
• First Date Tips For Guys
• The Faces of Michael Jackson - 2.7 meg flash
• Editor of Playgirl Magazine Fired For Good Reason
• The Poor Life of Dick
• The Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
• Christopher's Ten Golden Thoughts To Live By
• For the Baby Killers
• Spelling not so important?
• Is Your Girlfriend Insecure About Her Looks? You Can Help!
• I'm proof
• Girl Talk - How To Get a Girl to Sleep with You on the First Date
• Christopher's 10 Most Bangin Ladies - 3/15/05
• Why My Bush is Better Than Our President
• Ten Ways to Know if Your Man is Straight or Gay
• 10 Ways to Piss a Guy Off When He's Watching Football
• My Christmas Present To Greenpeace Members
• The Truth About America
• Is Bush - The Worst President Ever?
• Fucking Feminists
• Ten Things Guys Should Never Do on a First Date - Ever!
• Hippies Rant I
• Ya do do ya?
• Think your having a shitty fucking day?

February 2005

• Should I be a nice guy? - Yes... and No
• 10 California Laws - Home of the Liberals
• HR 27: A Violation of Civil Rights
• The Truth about Taxes
• 10 Best Movies for a Girl to Masturbate To
• 10 Best Songs to Make You Forget Your Loser Ex-Boyfriend