Hooray for Being a Lazy Ass!

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7 Responses to Hooray for Being a Lazy Ass!

  1. Christopher says:

    Congrats Christine, your laziness finally paid off.. now.. I have a couple of things to say here…

    #1. You are the one who has choosen to be a liberal thereby dooming yourself to a life of poverty and misery, please do not count on me to buy you new cars… I’m already pondering ways to upgrade my new car.. (because I can do that without a hint of a guilty concience).

    #2. They were not tiny ocean crabs.. they have pinchers that will take your arm of.. she wasn’t picking them up either people.. she was just telling me that I should pick them up for her!

  2. Christine says:

    Fantasy and reality have finally blurred in Christopher’s mind to the point of delusion.
    1. Don’t worry… I don’t rely on you for anything… which is precisely why you like me.
    2. The tiny ocean crabs were so small, they had to be weighed in grams. I will show you a picture. In addition, the one that scared Christopher into dropping a huge rock onto it was clinging on to the rock, dangling, using it’s one itsy bitsy little claw to hold on for dear life, void of enough arm strength to somehow pull itself up, scurry over the rock Christopher was holding, and pinch Christopher’s arm. But apparently, that’s what Christopher thought might happen, because when he noticed the dangling crab, he jumped back, let the rock go, and the rock landed right on top of the dangling crab, crushing it to death. I never asked Christopher to pick up the rock… he wanted to do that on his own. I just asked Christopher not to kill anymore wildlife that was living in the tide pools.

  3. Christopher says:

    This woman is on crack, but her delusions make me laugh so hard I can’t really find it in my heart to issue a beat down.

  4. Christine says:

    Don’t let him kid you… he doesn’t have a heart. He’s not issuing a beatdown because he knows I described that ocean crab murder incident as accurately as a historian.

  5. Christopher says:

    Women, do not have the ability to relay events accurately that is why it is called “his-story” people know women can’t be trusted to tell the truth.

  6. Christine says:

    Yes, darling. I’m sure everyone already knows that. (whatever)

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