Going to bed the other night I noticed people walking around the car ports for my apartment building stealing things.
I called the police and was told nobody was in the area to help but that they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up and a minute later I hung up and called back. “Hi, I called a minute ago about some people walking around my car port, you don’t have to hurry anymore because I shot them.”
Within minutes there were a half a dozen police, a helicopter and an swat unit. They caught the burgles red handed.
One of the officers said “I thought you said you shot them. ” To which I replied “I thought you said nobody was available.”
Cute. Think that would work if I tell them I shot the lady that goes through our dumpsters every day? I’ve called twice on her because she’s crazy and she drags garbage bags out and hacks them open with her butcher’s knife, but no one comes.
LOL, awesome!
Too Funny!
Lol
*LMAO*
Now I see why Christine loves you so…
He is definitely a problem solver.
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They can be like with domestic issues unless you tell them someone is going to be killed. Then they’re at your door in five minutes.
Umm, why didn’t you just shoot them and not call back? Long term problem solved.