How to Get the Attention of the Police

Posted on June 24th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Going to bed the other night I noticed people walking around the car ports for my apartment building stealing things.

I called the police and was told nobody was in the area to help but that they would send someone over as soon as possible.

I hung up and a minute later I hung up and called back. “Hi, I called a minute ago about some people walking around my car port, you don’t have to hurry anymore because I shot them.”

Within minutes there were a half a dozen police, a helicopter and an swat unit. They caught the burgles red handed.

One of the officers said “I thought you said you shot them. ” To which I replied “I thought you said nobody was available.”

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