Going to bed the other night I noticed people walking around the car ports for my apartment building stealing things.
I called the police and was told nobody was in the area to help but that they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up and a minute later I hung up and called back. “Hi, I called a minute ago about some people walking around my car port, you don’t have to hurry anymore because I shot them.”
Within minutes there were a half a dozen police, a helicopter and an swat unit. They caught the burgles red handed.
One of the officers said “I thought you said you shot them. ” To which I replied “I thought you said nobody was available.”