How to Get the Attention of the Police

Posted on June 24th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Going to bed the other night I noticed people walking around the car ports for my apartment building stealing things.

I called the police and was told nobody was in the area to help but that they would send someone over as soon as possible.

I hung up and a minute later I hung up and called back. “Hi, I called a minute ago about some people walking around my car port, you don’t have to hurry anymore because I shot them.”

Within minutes there were a half a dozen police, a helicopter and an swat unit. They caught the burgles red handed.

One of the officers said “I thought you said you shot them. ” To which I replied “I thought you said nobody was available.”

8 comments.

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Christine the Lioness remarked

Cute. Think that would work if I tell them I shot the lady that goes through our dumpsters every day? I’ve called twice on her because she’s crazy and she drags garbage bags out and hacks them open with her butcher’s knife, but no one comes.

June 24th, 2007

Jennie the Virgin added

LOL, awesome!

June 24th, 2007

Ivy the Soldier got all philosophical

Too Funny!

June 24th, 2007

Haas the Addict mentioned

Lol

June 25th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent got all philosophical

*LMAO*

Now I see why Christine loves you so…

June 25th, 2007

Christine the Lioness quibbed this

He is definitely a problem solver. -) (l)

June 25th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker thought this

They can be like with domestic issues unless you tell them someone is going to be killed. Then they’re at your door in five minutes.

June 26th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled

Umm, why didn’t you just shoot them and not call back? Long term problem solved.

June 28th, 2007

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