I am Charitable..

Posted on April 24th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

I sent Ipods to Southern Ethiopia last month instead of food… (which is what they were fighting over… ) but I figured that if they are going to fight they should fight over something at least half-cool.  I figure I have probably planted the seeds for a new civil war.

Charitable…

11 comments.

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Trouble the Pirate mentioned

I’ll bet he prefers ‘texting’ over a phonecall too.

April 24th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro commented

Hmm…. I hope he doesn’t think it’s a phone…

April 24th, 2007

Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth

Maybe he’s calling “Amazon” because he’s having trouble tracking his latest order of shells… both kinds of shells…

April 24th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled

‘topher: I’m confused (again)… did you send him the iPod? Then ‘tine sent the AK-47?

April 24th, 2007

Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this

Confused? I’ll say… Christopher sent the ipod, but I didn’t send him the AK-47. It’s totally illegal (and immoral) to send firearms through the US mail system.

I’ll bet he’s listening to “Sexy Back” right now…

April 24th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated

How do you ship your firearms then?

April 24th, 2007

Christine the Lioness commented

I don’t… that was the point, PJ. -)

April 25th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro quibbed this

You can ship guns.. but they have plenty.. all I really needed to do to get them fighting again was to send the Ipod.. they will find ways to kill each other.. guns, rocks.. whatever.

April 25th, 2007

Mark Base the Virgin chimed in with

Hello Dear Friend. I am a poor living in south of Sweden Ethiopian who likes to eat and have random music. Please can you for to see in your heart for to sending me one of your iPod sandwiches? With extra Bread please, I love that group, so mellow and nice to my eardrums. My plate in my lip have I pawned off for more Sex Pistols, for mine is hanging low. Thank you for your kindness and understanding of my desperate life in the wilds of Helsingborg, Sweden.

April 25th, 2007

ethanhawk the Virgin remarked

Hi, I don’t know how to add your site in my rss reader. Can you Help me, please )

June 30th, 2009

ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this

Christopher? Christine? Trouble? Mara? Anyone out there?

July 2nd, 2009

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