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Ben2 the Soldier (56) Trouble the Pirate remarked
I’ll bet he prefers ‘texting’ over a phonecall too.
Christopher the Pyro asserted
Hmm…. I hope he doesn’t think it’s a phone…
Christine the Lioness asserted
Maybe he’s calling “Amazon” because he’s having trouble tracking his latest order of shells… both kinds of shells…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent got all philosophical
‘topher: I’m confused (again)… did you send him the iPod? Then ‘tine sent the AK-47?
Christine the Lioness remarked
Confused? I’ll say… Christopher sent the ipod, but I didn’t send him the AK-47. It’s totally illegal (and immoral) to send firearms through the US mail system.
I’ll bet he’s listening to “Sexy Back” right now…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent uttered
How do you ship your firearms then?
Christine the Lioness thought this
I don’t… that was the point, PJ. 
Christopher the Pyro penned this
You can ship guns.. but they have plenty.. all I really needed to do to get them fighting again was to send the Ipod.. they will find ways to kill each other.. guns, rocks.. whatever.
Mark Base the Virgin commented
Hello Dear Friend. I am a poor living in south of Sweden Ethiopian who likes to eat and have random music. Please can you for to see in your heart for to sending me one of your iPod sandwiches? With extra Bread please, I love that group, so mellow and nice to my eardrums. My plate in my lip have I pawned off for more Sex Pistols, for mine is hanging low. Thank you for your kindness and understanding of my desperate life in the wilds of Helsingborg, Sweden.
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