Trouble the Pirate said this
I’ll bet he prefers ‘texting’ over a phonecall too.
Christopher the Pyro commented
Hmm…. I hope he doesn’t think it’s a phone…
Christine the Lioness mentioned
Maybe he’s calling “Amazon” because he’s having trouble tracking his latest order of shells… both kinds of shells…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
‘topher: I’m confused (again)… did you send him the iPod? Then ‘tine sent the AK-47?
Christine the Lioness mentioned
Confused? I’ll say… Christopher sent the ipod, but I didn’t send him the AK-47. It’s totally illegal (and immoral) to send firearms through the US mail system.
I’ll bet he’s listening to “Sexy Back” right now…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent penned this
How do you ship your firearms then?
Christine the Lioness stated
I don’t… that was the point, PJ. 
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
You can ship guns.. but they have plenty.. all I really needed to do to get them fighting again was to send the Ipod.. they will find ways to kill each other.. guns, rocks.. whatever.
Mark Base the Virgin scribbled
Hello Dear Friend. I am a poor living in south of Sweden Ethiopian who likes to eat and have random music. Please can you for to see in your heart for to sending me one of your iPod sandwiches? With extra Bread please, I love that group, so mellow and nice to my eardrums. My plate in my lip have I pawned off for more Sex Pistols, for mine is hanging low. Thank you for your kindness and understanding of my desperate life in the wilds of Helsingborg, Sweden.
ethanhawk the Virgin commented
Hi, I don’t know how to add your site in my rss reader. Can you Help me, please 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this
Christopher? Christine? Trouble? Mara? Anyone out there?