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Christopher the Pyro (1985)
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Trouble the Pirate (600)
Keith the Director (573)
Mara the Peacemaker (530)
eric the Lil' Devil (351)
AJ the Zen Master (305)
Ben the Kingpin (213)
Haas the Addict (187)
Christine 2 the Mercenary (131) Lei the Mercenary (124) Katie the Mercenary (115)
Ben2 the Soldier (56) Keith the Director stated
It appears to that quiz I’m a fascist…hummmm go figure! Not feeling the accuracy of that quiz there bro!
Christine 2 the Mercenary commented
Hell yea….you mean someone actually reads that thing? I love you guys…did I ever mention I love you guys? (Sorry…I’ve been hittin’ the merlot again? :\”>
Christine 2 the Mercenary said this
Awww….now I feel dumb. Those tests are weird. Except for the “how do you see your life” test where all you do is pick a picture. That was insanely accurate, all from a picture! But I think that works the same as horoscopes, emphasize the points that everyone ideally wants to relate to or something..ummm…time for another glass of wine. I had a rough day. Till I came to CVC! 
Christopher the Pyro pontificated
Christine 2 keith is looking some help dealing with a crazy bitch who keeps ripping his windsheild wipper off. 
Christine 2 the Mercenary chimed in with
So…..ummm….What kind of scotch do ya’ll like? I suggest trying Passport…in the green bottle. Let me think about a solution to Keith’s problem….I’ll get back to ya
Christine 2 the Mercenary up'n wrote this
BTW don’t try to look at my blog with Internet Explorer or anything else. It only works with Mozilla…so to all those out there that haven’t seen the rainbow of light….Mozilla or DIE!
Christine 2 the Mercenary remarked
oh yeah…that other test…I didn’t tell you where it was. Dec 2005 archive…ok I need to have a snack….”so I was drinking the boysenberry, well because I had to take the edge off the coffee!!!!” (-guess who it is and I’ll give you a gold star)
aJ the Zen Master remarked
Is it only me or is the result for Christopher spot on for him and darn too accurate? 
Keith the Director said this
Yeah christine2 any suggestions on dealing with psychotic women bent on scrwing with you because you won’t date them?
Christopher the Pyro remarked
aJ,
I completely agree.. my new nick name Mr. Progressive… I’m into a form of government that has yet to actually ever been implimented.. and you all thought Mr. Bush was evil.. HAH it’s a good damn thing I’m not president.. first think I would do it kick all the losers who disagree with me right out of the country because they are obviously misguided.
Christine the Lioness thought this
Can anyone say “Napoleon?”
Christopher the Pyro said this
Starting with your punkass Christine… dissident!
Christine the Lioness penned this
=))
Christopher the Pyro uttered
Christine’s said she was a Socialist which is RIGHT ON.
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
Whatever… the fact that it thinks I’m a socialist proves that the test is totally, completely stupid! Idiotic! Broken! 
Christopher the Pyro mentioned
Except I’ve been calling you a socialist since the about 30 minutes after meeting you.. and I’m a very acurate judge of character.
Keith the Director asserted
if u think napolean is a statement for chris for that remark i can’t wait to see what u have to say for me….1st thing on my agenda if i were president would be infamous and only for the better of the country. I would make a 1 day flights for free deal…specifically directed to all the blacks who wish they were back in africa b/c life in america is so shitty and it’s all our fault. He’s your fucking chance take the clothes on your back and nothing else you got from this country and get on the plane…this flight will also be run by an all black trained crew and on after everyone who wishe sto leave is gone, its a one way only flight unless the pilot and crew respect america and what it has given them and to offer compared to life in africa. Other flights leaving to england or other country of choice (anywhere off the continental us and it’s territories) to all the celebrities who wish to disrespect the usa i.e. michael stipe (r.e.m. ppl for those who don’t know) the dixie chicks, tim robbins (as much as it pains me to say since hes a good actor but he is a dick), barbara striesand, whoopie goldberg ( who might be on an aformentioned flight who knows), and any other celebs who take for granted what this country has given them. Next i would build a great wall of china replica around our southern border to keep out those pesky illegal immigrants. This way we are left with a solid population of americans who enjoy teh fruits of our nation and are willing to work and appreciate what they have because of it.
Christine 2 the Mercenary got all philosophical
Umm…I don’t think ALL Americans are “willing to work, and appreciate what they have because of it”. The plain and simple fact is that just about everybody sucks. Color me crazy, but do I sense some hostility in that last post? Naww…nevermind.
Keith the Director pontificated
well thelazy one not willing to work can join the flights to africa and fit in with the rest of the wellfare living lazy bastards or go to where ever else it doesn’t matter as long as they are gone as well
eric the Lil' Devil pontificated
it doesn’t matter if we ship em out or keep them here we’d still pay the lazy people’s way we’d just send out forien instead of welfare
eric the Lil' Devil added
anno surprise that chris and i think alike here we are both dickheads, ofcourse i think that the people who actually turn a profit should run the country instead of the shitheads that run us deeper into a deficit that’s growing faster than michael jackson’s wood at boys town
Keith the Director chimed in with
well if the lazy aren’t willing to leave you know $200 can buy a whole lot of bullets! That shoul accomplish the mission!
Christine the Lioness said this
Only if you want to go to jail, Keith… and then the rest of us get stuck supporting your ass while you’re behind bars. Unless of course, you save the last bullet for yourself… then it’s hard to argue with that logic. 
Unfortunately, our system encourages people to file fraudulent lawsuits instead of actually working for a living and rewards them by making companies pay out millions to people who are dumb enough to smoke 2 packs a day and then bitch they got cancer. The problem is… there’s no risk in trying to cheat the system. File a fraudulent lawsuit and win millions or lose the lawsuit and go back on welfare. Either way, it’s the rest of us who work our asses off to get ahead that get drug down by these a-holes. If they disappeared off the face of the earth (via bullet or no bullet) tomorrow, I wouldn’t lose a moment’s sleep over it.
Keith the Director stated
Nah I wouldn’t go to jail it woudl be a govn’t sanctioned killing…remember I’m president i could make up some bullshit liek a free crack give away or send out mass mailers to those who are looking for the quick and easy money. Get them to show up at a certain location then bam slam some doors and end it! Ohh how the cia and secret servic can cover things up after the fact. Shit we blow up theentire builing and blame it on a gas leak or terrorists. Problem eliminated…and a stand up alibi in today’s world. Plus once again I’m president! :-\”
Keith the Director stated
Oh and yes Im in complete agreement anyway to say the least…if for soem great act of god that all those ppl did dropoff tomorow i wouldn;t lose sleep either >-
Christine the Lioness uttered
Don’t forget the ambulance-chasing lawyers who represent them!
Keith the Director uttered
“OMFG” You are 100% Right, I completely forgot about the “shiesters” they defintely need to go to. Heck while we are at it let’s just do away with a whole lot of lawyers in general!
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
Except the one Christopher will need when the guy who owned the thing that Christopher wrecked his ferrari into decides to sue him. So let’s leave one.
Keith the Director uttered
ahhh..nah..Maybe i’ll do my cousin a favor and get rid of both of those two ppl before anything bad happens to Chris yeah that sounds like a good idea! Gotta give family the break anytiem you can
Christine the Lioness stated
Yeah, if you’re a Saprano or Corleone!!!
Christopher the Pyro mentioned
Break Time.. your going to off Christine for me.. sweet.
Christine the Lioness uttered
He didn’t mean me! 
Keith the Director added
Christine really should watch your back and what you say…you don;t know who is on the other end. My last name differes from chris’s, and it ends in a vowel…you have now idea what i’m capable of
Christine the Lioness mentioned
LOL, Keith. After I explained this comment to Christopher, he laughed too. I don’t think he understood what a vowel is… a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y. (helpful reference for Christopher and some of our foreign readers too). (I’ll probably get my ass kicked for that… he beats me for way less).
Christopher the Pyro asserted
Obviously she likes being hit.
eric the Lil' Devil pontificated
sadists everywhere welcome christine> <
Keith the Director added
haha you are all slow learners…damn it go back and watch the godfather trilogy and the sopranos series again…Vowels are important people!
Keith the Director penned this
forgot to add goodfelllas, casino or any mob movie for that fact!
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