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Ben2 the Soldier (56) Christine the Lioness thought this
First of all… this is such bullshit. A man would never go to a laundry mat anyway… they’d rather spray on cheap cologne to cover the body odor than actually wash them and wear something clean.
Okay… in the interest of equal time… I’m posting a joke I got from http://www.writershome.com. It’s a very cute, very funny battle of the sexes website that posts jokes about men and women. I suggest you check them out.
Here’s one of my personal faves:
WHO WAS ON FIRST?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!”
“What’s the problem, Eve?”
“Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.”
“Why is that, Eve?” came the reply from above. “Lord, I am lonely. And I’m sick to death of apples.” “Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.” “What’s a ‘man,’ Lord?”
“This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But, he’ll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He’ll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack.”
“Sounds great,” says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
“Yeah, well. He’s better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you
can have him on one condition.”
“What’s that, Lord?”
“You’ll have to let him believe that I made him first.”
Rob the Soldier chimed in with
I can’t remember where I heard this one, but I will give it a shot.
God comes before Adam and Eve, and he presents them with a choice. “I will grant each of you a skill,” he says. “The first skill,” continues God, “is the ability to pee standing up. This is a very…” “Oh, please let me have that one, God,” interrupts Adam. “I could write my name in the snow, or even pee on trees! I could pee with no hands, spinning with glee, oh please, please let me pee standing up, God,” ranted Adam enthusiastically! “Well,” said God, “Adam seems to want this pretty bad Eve, so I will grant him his wish,” spoke God. “You, Eve, will have to make do make with the ability to have multiple orgasms.”
Christine the Lioness thought this
LOL 
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