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Ben2 the Soldier (56) Christine the Lioness said this
And yet, when I don’t talk, he bitches about “why are you being so quiet??? I don’t like it when you don’t talk!” Poor boy. Can’t make up his mind… but I’m not worried… he doesn’t even take me out to dinner, I doubt he’ll spring for this. Looks expensive. 
Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this
It will cost about $1000.00 besides I can lock it and unzip her when I want her to talk!
Katie the Mercenary up'n wrote this
i was gonna say…wait a minute if you have that done…then Christopher will complain about something else that will be lacking …ya know what i mean!?!
Christopher the Pyro up'n wrote this
No no.. I can unzip her when I need her services.
Katie the Mercenary got all philosophical
typical guy
Ben the Kingpin penned this
I would HATE to give that kind of attachment to my wife! Can you imagine the chafing I’d endure after foreplay?!
aJ the Zen Master commented
Um.. 
My imagination goes wild for the pro’s and cons of this 
Christine the Lioness thought this
There is no PRO to this… trust me. Everything I’d be unable to say about the fact my mouth is zipped, would be building up in my mind and then the moment he unzipped it, it would all come tumbling out… he’d want that baby zipped forever.
Christopher the Pyro commented
That might very well be true, I told her today at dinner that I didn’t want to hear how she wanted to pay for dinner period, end of discussion, so she then say’s ok, well then “I won’t tell you that I wanted to pay for dinner because…” she just can’t help herself.. she needs to talk or she is unbalanced.
Christine the Lioness remarked
LOL! Yeah… that actually did happen. But that’s what you get when you keep “shushing” me when I’m trying to explain something. You force me to find an alternate way of saying it.
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Although I have to say… this is probably better than poisoning me.
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
Well.. I only poisoned her after starving her didn’t work as well as I thought it would.
Lei the Mercenary chimed in with
seeing this, my imagination went wild too
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