I Would Pay for Christine to Have This Enhancement Surgery..

The Ultimate Enhancement Surgery

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13 Responses to I Would Pay for Christine to Have This Enhancement Surgery..

  1. Christine says:

    And yet, when I don’t talk, he bitches about “why are you being so quiet??? I don’t like it when you don’t talk!” Poor boy. Can’t make up his mind… but I’m not worried… he doesn’t even take me out to dinner, I doubt he’ll spring for this. Looks expensive. ;-)

  2. Christopher says:

    It will cost about $1000.00 besides I can lock it and unzip her when I want her to talk!

  3. Katie says:

    i was gonna say…wait a minute if you have that done…then Christopher will complain about something else that will be lacking …ya know what i mean!?!

  4. Christopher says:

    No no.. I can unzip her when I need her services.

  5. Katie says:

    typical guy

  6. Ben says:

    I would HATE to give that kind of attachment to my wife! Can you imagine the chafing I’d endure after foreplay?! ;)

  7. aJ says:

    Um.. :-P
    My imagination goes wild for the pro’s and cons of this :-D

  8. Christine says:

    There is no PRO to this… trust me. Everything I’d be unable to say about the fact my mouth is zipped, would be building up in my mind and then the moment he unzipped it, it would all come tumbling out… he’d want that baby zipped forever. ;-)

  9. Christopher says:

    That might very well be true, I told her today at dinner that I didn’t want to hear how she wanted to pay for dinner period, end of discussion, so she then say’s ok, well then “I won’t tell you that I wanted to pay for dinner because…” she just can’t help herself.. she needs to talk or she is unbalanced.

  10. Christine says:

    LOL! Yeah… that actually did happen. But that’s what you get when you keep “shushing” me when I’m trying to explain something. You force me to find an alternate way of saying it. ;-)

  11. Christine says:

    Although I have to say… this is probably better than poisoning me. ;-)

  12. Christopher says:

    Well.. I only poisoned her after starving her didn’t work as well as I thought it would.

  13. Lei says:

    seeing this, my imagination went wild too :D

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