RIP

Posted on April 1st, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

18 comments.

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Christine the Lioness uttered

I nominate Terri Schaivo’s husband… that cold fucking bastard probably already bought his ticket to Vatican City…

April 1st, 2005

Christopher the Pyro asserted

nice 1.

April 1st, 2005

IHJ the Virgin commented

That and the post on Schaivo were horrid. You are worse than sick, you really need to get some help.

April 1st, 2005

Christopher the Pyro penned this

;)

April 1st, 2005

Fish Cakes the Virgin quibbed this

You went there…

April 2nd, 2005

Christopher the Pyro scribbled

IHJ, Christine has been telling me that I need help since almost the day we meant.. so I’m not really surprised someone agree’s with her.. (altho that is a rarity)

April 2nd, 2005

Christine the Lioness uttered

Recognizing that you need help is the first step…
I feel I’m making progress with the poor boy.

April 2nd, 2005

Theodore Craig the Virgin said this

Going over to view the body of a man who encouraged people to worship idols and pray to the virgin Mary as a co-mediator/co-redeemer to Christ (the Bible shows that she was neither of these), is about as tempting to me as the recent email I got from someone names Caitlin Landis about “Amazing! Women getting screwed in the bum! Videos here!”. Why the hell would I want see something like that! NO thank you! Not even if you pay me! 1st Timothy 2:1-7 shows you Mary is no co-mediator/co-redeemer with Christ!

April 3rd, 2005

Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth

Theodore,

I’m pretty versed on the religions and history of the world.. but I’ll admit I have no idea what your talking about… if your talking about how boring the Pope’s furneral will be.. I would agree with you 100% there. I personally think he was a great man who did good things for the Church, on the other hand, he should have retired because he wasn’t serving the Church well anymore.. (I am not Catholic btw).

April 3rd, 2005

Christine the Lioness got all philosophical

I don’t know that Pope John Paul encouraged people to worship idols and pray to Mary… after all, ever since I can remember, he was too old to do anything except nod, so I didn’t hear him encourage anything to be honest. While I certainly see value in religion, any institution the size of the Catholic church is a breeding ground for corruption (unless covering for priests who molest children is now somehow acceptable these days), I highly doubt that the pope encouraged people to pray to idols. I’ve never read the Bible myself, but I do remember from Sunday school something about worshipping false gods… I’m guessing the pope probably heard about that in poping 101. But, Theodore Craig… you may no more about it than I do because your comment had scripture quotes and everything… I’m pretty much relying on a 25 year old memory that’s been diminished by the stress that Christopher has caused me and perhaps the pot I smoked in high school. It may also be because I wear anti-perspirant which I heard has now been linked to Alzheimer’s. Anyway… the real issue I have with your comment is why you don’t want to see women getting screwed in the bum. What’s wrong with you??? I can’t think of anything more entertaining, educational, or enlightening than watching women getting screwed in the bum. I was disappointed that all the media coverage of the pope’s death pre-empted a female bum-screwing marathon that I planned to tivo. Oh well… once the new pope is elected and the brew-haha is over… we can all go back to watching bums. -)

April 3rd, 2005

Christopher the Pyro scribbled

I’m pretty damn sure that the Pope and the Catholic church very much do not promote praying to false idols. The church really is no more currupt then any other major organization that exists on earth.. (except that it is the richest and most powerful organization on the planet). I also agree that Christine is probably suffering from early age Alzheimer’s she is super forgetful… and I would also agree “bum screwing” videos being an important and entertaining part of our society.

April 3rd, 2005

Hiker Hobo the Virgin added

I could only hope that “Christine” from Comment #1 would fall into a vegetative, awake state and live for years in bed unable to care for herself. She should “live the life” she wishes to force upon others because she “thinks” she knows what some GOD wants. Disgusting. Terri Schaivo told her husband what she wanted in life, and everyone else should stay the hell out of it.

April 5th, 2005

Christopher the Pyro uttered

I don’t know about you, but I wasn’t there so I really don’t know what she told her husband before she got sick. I do know that he has been very inconsiderate of the family exspecially now that she is dead.

April 5th, 2005

Christine the Lioness scribbled

Hiker Hobo… Thank you for your kind words. Like Christopher (and I’m guessing like yourself as well), I wasn’t there when Terri Schaivo told her husband what she wanted if she ever became a vegetable. But in my opinion, any man who would take a man and woman’s daughter from them when they’re the ones who visited her and cared for her after her accident while he was off procreating with his new girlfriend, and then not allow them in the room as she was dying… is about as cold and evil as they come. I’m not suggesting that the man didn’t go through a lot during his wife’s tragedy, and I do have sympathy for him on that level, but if he were a real man, he would have just divorced her, let her parents take over, and then moved on with his new girlfriend. Depriving her parents of being with her during her final hours is apalling. Starving a person for 13 days is apalling. No one can convince me that you would allow that to happen to someone you claimed to have loved, even if they told you that’s what they wanted. So you can save your invitation to a pity party for Mr. Schaivo.

BTW– I don’t think I mentioned anything about what GOD wants in my comment– maybe the voices in your head added that part??? Anyway, maybe you should re-read the comment before you get your panties in a bunch. -)

April 5th, 2005

Christopher the Pyro asserted

But… Christine GOD didn’t want her to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

April 5th, 2005

 penned this

God wants us all to die!

April 8th, 2005

Christine the Lioness quibbed this

Yeah, God’s funny like that, huh?

Gives us life… wants us to die… it’s like he always has to be “playing God” or something…

April 8th, 2005

Theodore Craig the Virgin commented

The Roman Catholic Church both encourages the use/worship of images and relics, and, that those who are part of its ranks pray to Mary as a co-mediator/co-redeemer. If you take a moment to read what Pope John Paul II said about Mary in his letters you’ll see this is clearly stated. The current Pope, who is not a Christian no matter what he claims, holds this same doctrine. The Roman Catholic Church, the city of the seven hills, is spoken of as a whorish woman in Revelation 17; and, if you study it out, you will see that all of her Popes (the apostle Peter was never Pope) have been antichrist. The book “The Two Babylons” by Alexander Hislop (which you can read online by visiting http://philologos.org/__eb-ttb/default.htm) speaks of these things for those who care to study out the facts.

January 26th, 2006

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