Kanye West Needs to STFUP

Posted on September 11th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It.

I haven’t gone off on anyone in a while– which I attribute to my suspicions that Christopher is slipping Prozac into into my Diet Coke every night– but I’m afraid my period of serenity will have to end today. I don’t think I’m alone when I say…

Someone needs to off Kanye West.

Which sucks. ‘Cuz he’s a pretty good rapper. I like his music. I like his videos. I just can’t stand the whiny, petty, ignorant person he’s become. He reminds me of a bratty little kid who has to be the center of attention constantly.

It all started with his well-informed diatribe about how President Bush doesn’t care about black people during a live taping of a fundraiser to help victims of Katrina in 2005. Far be it from me to defend George W. on pretty much anything, but how Kanye made the connection from “black families portrayed in the media as looting while white families are looking for food” is beyond comprehension. And despite the fact his little tirade was completely inappropriate during a telethon designed to aid these poor people, his claim made pretty much no sense. It was just a way for him to drag the spotlight back onto himself because God forbid, the families who were suffering after Katrina were getting a little too much attention.

Did any of us think that the obviously brilliant mind would have the sense not to do it again?

His ridiculous whining about how he and Britney Spears were taken advantage of after the recent MTV awards is ridiculous. What was even worse is when he crashed the stage at the European MTV awards as Justice and Simian were accepting their award for Best Video and denounced the award show for not giving the award to him because his video had Pamela Anderson in it and he was jumping over canyons. What a fucking asshole. First, he had no right to piss on Justice and Simian’s five minutes of fame. I guarantee if someone had crashed the stage while Kanye was accepting his award earlier, Kanye would’ve shown much less tact and self-control than Justice and Simian. Second, wtf? You didn’t win. It’s not rigged. The world isn’t against you. Pamela Anderson isn’t the end all be all of MTV videos anymore. Get over yourself, Kanye. You’re not as great as you think you are.

It annoys me that we as a society continue to encourage this behavior from dumbasses like Kanye. If you’re too stupid to have anything intelligent to say, shut your fucking mouth. Your opinions are about as insightful as an alphabet book and your ill-directed passion makes you look like a freak.

I hope someday you look back and feel nothing but embarrassment for your actions. Until then, we can only blame your parents for raising such a petty, entitled, bratty adult.

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ProphetJoe the Irreverent mentioned

Geez!! — now Christine wants to “off” someone… put more Prozac in that Diet, dude!

September 11th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker spake, and sayeth

George Bush doesn’t like black people.

September 11th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker asserted

Sorry, Christine, but I couldn’t resist. )

September 11th, 2007

Christine the Lioness thought this

Actually, he LIKES them, he just doesn’t CARE about them. -)

September 11th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this

She must have missed the real kicker.. his second backstage rant at last nights awards about losing in all five categories. Seriously Kayne West is a fucking FAGGIT…. and really is rap isn’t all that great.

“”I wasn’t mad that I just didn’t win any awards,” West says. “For me, [MTV] made it seem like performing on the main stage was a bad thing, and the suites were just so great. It was my dream when I made ‘Stronger’ to open up the VMAs with a real power performance.

“And I just feel like I got betrayed by them,” the rapper continued. “They opened with Britney. They opened with Justin last year and let him close the show this year, and he had his own suite.”
In addition to his dismay over being confined to a suite, West was also upset about how his performance of “Good Life” was introduced by his “Touch the Sky” video costar Pamela Anderson.

“One of the best times I’ve ever had was making out with the next performer in the middle of the desert. I think I had my tongue so far down his throat I could taste his fianceand I might need a repeat performance later tonight,” Anderson said by way of introduction.

While many men might have been pleased at such a lascivious intro from the buxom blonde, West is not among their ranks.

“I’m engaged, and I feel like it’s disrespectful to my relationship,” West said of Anderson’s remarks, which he claims MTV assured him would be in acceptable taste.

In retaliation, West has vowed never to work with MTV again and has already canceled a planned performance on TRL to promote his new album Graduation.

“I have a connection in the fans’ heart that the press can’t stop,” he said, intimating that he will succeed without any added promotional help.
Despite the diss, MTV kept things loving, releasing a statement late Tuesday calling the rapper “a visionary performer.”

“Whether he’s winning awards, performing on various MTV shows or working with him as a producer, MTV has a long and collaborative relationship with Kanye and we hope and look forward to continuing that meaningful relationship,” the network said.

Ok.. MTV your fucking losers… and Kayne your a faggit go home.

September 11th, 2007

Christine the Lioness stated

I don’t even understand what Pamela Anderson’s intro meant. She could taste his fiancee?

Makes my head hurt.

September 12th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker up'n wrote this

Wow. That’s just nasty.

September 12th, 2007

Christine the Lioness penned this

On so many levels.

Speaking of nasty white trash… I do wish I could’ve witnessed the fist fight between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Where’s Jerry Springer when you need him?

September 12th, 2007

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