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John1040 the Soldier (59) AJ the Zen Master remarked
You forget, that god “exists” (purportedly) in other countries too. And many in the middle east (or rather islamic nations) consider it a sin to masturbate and hence they balance out those who do frequently 
Ps. I’m back. Mostly
Christine the Lioness pontificated
says… “Stop yankin’ the one-eyed trouser snake. MEOW!”
Welcome back, AJ. 
Christopher the Pyro remarked
Christine.. it applies to women also..
Welcome back AJ and Congrats on being a new.. Uncle…? I think that is what Haas said…atho.. I’ll admit.. I really don’t remember… hopefully your not a new father.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
Um, I’ve NEVER heard this expression before in my entire life! Do you make this shit up??
ProphetJoe the Irreverent uttered
OR, perhaps it is a regional or generational (although you said “age-old adage”) thing? Here in the heartland, we just refer to cats as Coyote bait…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent remarked
Christopher remarked:
“Christine.. it applies to women also.. “
Yes, Christine, you should “Stop yankin’ the one-eyed trouser snake.”
That will serve him right!
Christine the Lioness scribbled
I’d never heard that god-awful expression either until Christopher told me about it… but sure enough, it appears to be somewhat common. I can only guess where it started… maybe in the bowels of some Catholic boarding school… but then again… if it’s designed to keep boys from masturbating, they probably should have come up with something better than the worry that a kitten will die. I mean after all… we all know women love cats… and men just pretend to love cats when women are around, and then when the women aren’t around they kick cats.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this
By “they kick cats” do are you referring to some hardcore sexual feat? 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated
sorry — omit the “do” — changed sentences midstream and, well, I don’t proof read my crap anymore! 
Christine the Lioness added
No. I meant they physically kick four-legged felines. When I was a lifeguard, I used to work with a guy named Daniel who wasn’t a particularly funny guy or anything, but this made me laugh. We were talking about cats one day and he told me he hated them. I said “How can you hate a cat?” He said, “I just do… I just HATE everything about them… their tiny little mouths are just so fuckin’ freaky.”
For some reason, that sentence stuck with me because I can understand people complaining that cats smell, or shed, or are moody, or scratch up furniture… but I’ve never heard anyone else have issues with mouth-size on cats… wait a sec. I wonder what Daniel was trying to do with the cats that made mouth size relevant… ???
ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this
Like I said… hardcore sexual feat
said “what??”
Trouble the Pirate hunt n' pecked this
I just kill the kittens and let God sort them out…
AJ the Zen Master spake, and sayeth
Thanks guys
Yeah Chris, I became an uncle. No, no children of mine, atleast none that I know of
I also joined a new job so I’ve been fairly busy. That’s why I’ve been very quiet with no comments in the past few weeks.
Christine the Lioness thought this
You should’ve kept your old job.
viv the Virgin got all philosophical
I’ve NEVER heard this, and I think you made the saying up, but I still love the logic behind your calculations. I’m adding you guys to my blogroll 
’cause I just have to share this site with my readers. (Better get ready, Chris, because most of them are women, all of them are opinionated, and they’re likely to gang up on you!)
Great format you have here. I’m envious!
Christopher the Pyro uttered
Viv,
Lucky for me they are women… because it usually takes about 12 to = one me.
J/K seriously tho.. more women are always welcome… I hate sausage feasts.
Christine the Lioness penned this
Whatever… Christopher loves having the “bros” back up anything he says no matter how asanine it is… he tries to make the women that come to CVC cry so that my opinions never have any support… He’s all about divide and conquer.
Haas the Addict said this
Reading the post all I could think was… God must be a Dog person 
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Ha!
Christopher the Pyro said this
Of course God is a dog person.. since men don’t like cats and God is obviously not a woman..
Christine the Lioness uttered
God MADE cats and he gave them all kinds of super-cool features that dogs don’t have.
Christopher the Pyro said this
Like… pretension, sneakiness, black hearts, no conscience..
eric the Lil' Devil said this
actually haas i believe chris is a bird person, see his ultimate hunting photo’s he has posted on one of the older posts, he’s a real bige game hunter!
Trouble the Pirate spake, and sayeth
The only good kittens… Are dead kittens…
Haas the Addict stated
I will be siding on Christopher of this one Christine… Even though I have petted quiet a few cats , the dogs are clearly my favourite 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
God MADE cats and he gave them all kinds of super-cool features that dogs don’t have.
Aside from purring — which I believe is a defect — name one? Are you referring to male cats’ ability to spray the furniture? Exceedingly sharp claws which shred most furniture, or their ability to make my eyes swell shut from their allergen-rich dander?
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Christine the Lioness mentioned
Okay, okay…. you all have inspired a new post from me. Stay tuned!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent added
Staying…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated
Wow! And he did it almost 2 years ago!
Now, Christopher, didn’t your teachers have the talk about plagiarism with you while you were in school, hmmm?
Quite frankly, I doubt the Reverend’s post — he cites the comment coming from a Doctor… not!
The Good Reverend the Virgin asserted
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