Knock, Knock, Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door… ;-)

Posted on January 9th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Announcements, Hilarious.

It’s Official…
The votes are in… Christine is officially 3 times more likely to go to heaven than Christopher is. The people have spoken…
I guess this is how George W. felt when they finally counted Florida…

Aaaah…

When do I get my angel wings? Do I have to put a deposit down? And my halo… I look good in gold… -) I guess I better start taking harp lessons now…

Christopher was SURE he’d be voted most likely to go to heaven… I knew he was on crack when he said that. Christopher just ain’t heaven material if you ask me…

So our rule is… 12 votes and the question changes… actually, it’s Christopher’s rule– he makes most of the rules– he LOVES rules…

Christopher: Christine, I have a new rule.

Christine: Okay…

Christopher: You are no longer allowed to invite me over unless you have a stocked ‘fridge.

Christine: Buy me some groceries and it’ll be stocked with whatever you want.

Christopher: No… that’s not part of the rule. The rule is… you have to stock it.

Christine: Should I write this rule down in the book?

Christopher: You need to memorize this one.

Christine nods and rolls her eyes… see… there are a lot of rules… God only had ten. Maybe Christopher could learn a thing or two from God… -)

LOL! Let me know if you need a miracle or anything… -)

19 comments.

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Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this

God never had to directly deal with you otherwise he would have never stopped at 10.

January 9th, 2006

aJ the Zen Master asserted

Is some part of the post missing or is the heaven and the rules part disconnected from each other -P

January 9th, 2006

aJ the Zen Master quibbed this

Never mind.. I just realized after _noticing_ the poll question NOW!

January 9th, 2006

Haas the Addict said this

I guess I better start taking harp lessons now?
Ok now ur getting way ahead of ur self P … Btw (not being mean to Christopher) but Christine is being “3 times more likely to go to heaven than Christopher” actually enuf…
PS: I would avoid all future stabbings just to make sure P

January 9th, 2006

katie the Mercenary remarked

ohh i bet youcould get some sexy angel wings thatd drive christopher nutsss

January 10th, 2006

Christine the Lioness quibbed this

Actually… at the time I wrote this post, I was 3 x more likely to go to heaven… since Christopher added the picture of the poll for me, it’s now 4 x more likely… I just wanted to point that out. -)

January 10th, 2006

Haas the Addict got all philosophical

hmm… sexy angle wings P … it might be worthwhile gettin to heaven P

January 10th, 2006

Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

Thanks, Haas. -)

After what I got Christopher for Christmas… I don’t think any guy in his right mind would doubt I’m going to heaven for sure… -)

January 10th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro thought this

Ya but don’t look now.. it also looks like Christine is probaly going to murder me.. and even if she doesn’t go to jail.. it will get her sent to Hell!

January 10th, 2006

Haas the Addict got all philosophical

LOL ya… I would say she has made more steps towards homicide than u have P

January 10th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this

lol, I totally agree.. I mean we already know she has a habit of STABBING people for no apparent reason..

January 10th, 2006

Haas the Addict stated

You seem to be winning this one hands down(not sure if its a good sign)… approx 80% think she will “take care” of you. She looks pretty safe from u though…

January 10th, 2006

Christine the Lioness mentioned

Well… the thing to remember is that most people seem to think I’ll get away with it… not that I’ve started planning it or anything… I mean stabbing someone to death is hard to fake as an accident… now poison on the other hand... well, maybe we should ask Christopher about that… he seems to be the expert… -)

January 10th, 2006

Haas the Addict added

Ya I agree poisoning is eazier to get away but… stabbing shows more of the homicidal tendency if u ask me… but as a fan of this blog I would prefer if niether happens(to fatality) in the near future )

January 10th, 2006

aJ the Zen Master up'n wrote this

Why do wings suddenly remind me of a secret? Victoria’s secret -D

January 11th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro uttered

aJ I know EXACTLY what your talking about.

January 11th, 2006

Christine the Lioness quibbed this

Everyone knows what he’s talking about, moron… it’s not really a secret that only you get, Christopher.

January 11th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro remarked

:-? Good Point.

January 11th, 2006

Ben the Kingpin hunt n' pecked this

My oldest daughter’s name is Victoria. When she was three and just learning to read, we were in the mall. We walked past the Victoria’s Secret store and she read her name. She was utterly excited!
“Daddy! Daddy! That’s my name! What kind of store is it?”
I knelt down and said, “Sweetheart, that’s a store where they make very beautiful clothing for very beautiful women.”
(Then we promptly went inside and shopped for mommy. ) )

January 11th, 2006

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