Korean Clock Lady

Posted on March 22nd, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Click on the little play button & enjoy.

[audio:kcl.mp3]

Yes we have finally brought audio to CvC.

31 comments.

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aJ the Zen Master asserted

=))
You know, funnily, that’s how I first read it as.. Korean c (l) ock lady D

March 22nd, 2006

Christine the Lioness asserted

aJ… you have a dirty mind. -)

Actually… I didn’t find this very funny. It’s 25 seconds of the same joke (saying “cock” instead of “clock” ) over and over and over. It sort of reminds me of this kid in the second grade who thought it was super funny to trick a Chinese kid into saying “Ca-Ca” because he didn’t know what it meant and everyone else laughed and laughed.

But the good news is… we now have sound capabilities. God knows where Christopher will take this next… he’ll be playing God soon enough. -)

March 22nd, 2006

Christopher the Pyro chimed in with

Christine, what are you talking about.. you love when I play God in bed…

March 22nd, 2006

Christine the Lioness said this

Christopher… what are *you* talking about? :-?

March 22nd, 2006

aJ the Zen Master got all philosophical

Christine, a dirty mind has all the fun )
Christopher, do like go for god-trips? :-/

March 22nd, 2006

Christine the Lioness uttered

LoL… I wouldn’t know, aJ… my mind is so gutter-free… -)

March 22nd, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil up'n wrote this

that is some funny shit there! i had to play it a few times

March 22nd, 2006

Lei the Mercenary scribbled

That’s it?? ) ) Nice audio, Chris. Congrats!

March 22nd, 2006

Keith the Director mentioned

I sent it to chris in the first place christine so if you don’t like it blame me not him! d

March 22nd, 2006

Christine the Lioness stated

It’s more fun to blame him-)

March 22nd, 2006

Keith the Director quibbed this

whatever floats your boat girl )

March 22nd, 2006

Haas the Addict mentioned

Lol =)), Omg that was good…
Nice one, Chris one of ur better ones =d>

March 22nd, 2006

aJ the Zen Master up'n wrote this

Christine, I’m having a hard time believeing that / )

March 22nd, 2006

matt's debates  added

Why everyone in Korea uses digital watches
Clicky and enjoy.

March 23rd, 2006

Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

Believing what, aJ????

March 23rd, 2006

aJ the Zen Master chimed in with

my mind is so gutter-free?
I’m not inclined to believe that, what with pirates, a box full of toys etc ) P

March 23rd, 2006

Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth

;-)

March 23rd, 2006

Keith the Director up'n wrote this

yeah Christine just stretched the truth a little on that one eh aj…way to call her filth-ridden mind out ) Gutter-free my ass ) >-

March 23rd, 2006

morobush the Virgin remarked

that was awsome , couldn’t stop from laughting

April 6th, 2006

not funny the Virgin hunt n' pecked this

Distasteful joke!!! Cruel and White Chauvinist. Imagine a Westerner going to the west and they are made to say stupid things in local language or made to eat insects. How will you feel?

April 17th, 2006

not funny the Virgin quibbed this

Correction - a Westerner going to the EAST

April 17th, 2006

Christine the Lioness scribbled

LOL, not funny… I have to agree with you there… you definitely are in need of a sense of humor! ) )

April 17th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro commented

Don’t like it.. don’t listen. Not to make you seem like more of a dumbass but if your trying to point out how to get to Korea.. we can go east or west… the world is ROUND… the idea of going east / west was founded back when the world was thought to be flat. Now.. the only difference about me going to Korea is that I wouldn’t be made to speak anything in their local language because they learn my language.. hmm wonder why that is.. :-?

April 17th, 2006

Christine the Lioness got all philosophical

Just for the record… I’ve been to Korea and I did eat boiled silk worms while I was there… and I’m sure they laughed their asses off at how I tried to pronounce some of their words (considering I can’t even hear the differences between their eight million vowels).

April 17th, 2006

Keith the Director stated

not funny is obviously not fluent in the english language or ha absolutely no sense of humor about anything. You know you wuld get along really well with timmy and trenchman here! l-) Oh and check out a globe once in a while..as chris already stated “we” could go either east or west to get to anywhere!

April 18th, 2006

Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

Actually… not funny said “the” east and “the” west… “the east” is a synonym for Asia and “the west” is a synonym for North America. She/he wasn’t referring to them as directions to travel… or he/she would have written the phrase without the “the.” So while, yes, we can go east or west to get to any other point on the globe, she/he wasn’t wrong in what they said because the phrases were being used in a way that you misunderstood. Not that it gives not funny any better of a sense of humor… but grammatically, he/she was correct. Just thought I should point that out.

April 18th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro uttered

Other then east and west can be anything depending on where your at… Korea is both east and west from us. )

April 18th, 2006

Christine the Lioness mentioned

I realize that. I think you missed the point. “*THE EAST*” (as in that particular phrase) refers to Asia. “THE WEST” refers to North America. Just like in the U.S., when we say “THE south,” we mean the collection of southern states… sure, technically Nebraska is “south” of South Dakota, but no one includes Nebraska in the states referred to as “The South.” Get it???? -)

April 18th, 2006

Keith the Director mentioned

Actually after i re-read it I kinda got the meaning of his/her terms using east and west. Just at first glance i assumed them to be directional….So I guess i should applaud him/her for being grammatically stellar =d> but they still need to get a sense of humor!

April 18th, 2006

grace the Virgin thought this

this is not a korean lady - she is chinese..

August 12th, 2007

Christine the Lioness penned this

Maybe, but “korean cock lady” sounds much funnier than “chinese cock lady.” Why lose the alliteration for the sake of reality?

August 12th, 2007

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