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John1040 the Soldier (59) ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth
Who believes it was an accident? Who believes it was a cracker in the logistics unit who planned that little beauty?!
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
Or maybe it was actually Christopher who got the idea, stole some tape from the school supply aisle and doctored the little thing up all by himself? That’s my guess… Considering what he wanted to do to this poor girl in his neighborhood who had her car hit in a hit and run yesterday, I wouldn’t put it past him. 
Raven the Groupie mentioned
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Cotton Balls !!
eric the Lil' Devil got all philosophical
the only problem with this is that the store doesn’t have enough cotton to make up a full days work for even someone as small as webster 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
Raven, just what exactly do you do with your jumbo cotton balls?? I’m curious — I’ve never heard anyone proclaim their love for cotton balls before.
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
It’s true… aside from removing nail polish (which the manicurist does anyway), they pretty much just sit in a plastic container in the bathroom and look… soft.
Mara the Peacemaker up'n wrote this
They’re also good for removing eye makeup. 
Trouble the Pirate up'n wrote this
This is true…
Christine the Lioness thought this
You have to remove eye makeup? j/k
I use a super awesome face wash from Dermalogica called “Ultra Calming Cleanser” that removes eye makeup better than any eye makeup remover I’ve ever used before. Just in case you want to try it. It saves a step at night.
Raven the Groupie stated
ProphetJoe: Many, Many things….most of them I keep to myself…
You know what this reminds me of? That one book, Of Mice and Men, where one of there characters loves to touch soft things….
strange, huh?
Mara the Peacemaker quibbed this
I like to touch soft things…
michael the Groupie mentioned
yea me too
Trouble the Pirate thought this
Raven… Lenny Small…
Mara… Now I’m pitching a tent at work… And I’m not a Den-leader… For Pete’s PJ’s sake woman… Comments like that just open up a can of unwanted probably solicited sexual innuendo from the reprobate males that read this site… Hell! I thought of 5 the first minute after reading it… Two weren’t that good though…
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
Seriously, you guys. Who DOESN’T like to touch soft things? That’s not to say hard things can’t be good… they can… oh yes, they certainly can… but every time you see a Ty Beanie Baby bear in the store, you always have to touch it.
< – soft
(&) <– soft
<– soft
All soft.
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
Hrmmm… the dog emoticon seems to be on break today…
michael the Groupie got all philosophical
you are so right christine. you do stop to touch a bear when ever you see it.
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