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John1040 the Soldier (59) ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
I’ve never been so embarrassed for South Carolina… *sigh*
Chaim the Groupie scribbled
Oh my God…. I didn’t believe it, but then I watched the tape…
Trouble the Pirate quibbed this
What’rya’ll bitchin’ about? She answered the question perfectly…
Christine the Lioness added
I completely thought Christopher was making that up too until I watched the tape. ROFL! I think she was expecting a question about the war in Iraq… or about apartheid in South Africa…
LOL!
I think what she should’ve said… was…”because fucktards like me, such as me, in this U.S. nation of Americans, blow off school because we feel we can get by on our looks and it doesn’t matter if we have horrifying low-firing synapses in our, uh, brain because we can get this far in life and stand here on national television and say something completely moronic — all the well demonstrating we don’t even have a firm grasp of the English language– and people will still clap for us when we walk off stage.”
For all of you who claimed after my pageant post that these women are up there representing the “ideal” woman… I hope you’re doomed to marry Miss South Carolina and come home to dinner conversation like that EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. LOL!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this
Yeah, but she fucks like a mink and can suck the chrome off of a tailpipe… and she particularly likes doing those things with her twin sister assisting 
Trouble the Pirate quibbed this
Shi kan hass cheezburgrs… 
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
The problem is when she confuses the actual tailpipe with what, in your fantasy, she’s sucking… and you get stuck footing the hospital bill when she winds up admitted for carbon monoxide poisoning. Then again… if she keeps dialing 199 instead of 911… it may not end up being a problem at all….
Christine the Lioness stated
OMG… I’ve figured it out!!! She couldn’t remember all the words that composed the question, but she remembered the word “map.” The word “map” led her to think of countries she knew might be on a map. She remembered three: our own “U.S. America…”, Iraq because she heard something about a war or something there… and South Africa. Why South Africa? Not sure… maybe someone had coached her to not confuse S. Africa (the country) with Africa (the continent) because it might make her look… stupid or something…
Ivy the Soldier scribbled
I think this is one of those times that her coach should have warned her about. She should have said,”I plead the fifth.” and left it at that.. She’d have appeared smarter. Atleast a little! My 4 year old could have come up with a better answer!
Christine the Lioness asserted
And I doubt your four-year-old would have misused the phrase “such as” so many times in a single paragraph.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent pontificated
Damn it, if she scratched the chrome on my Harley’s tailpipe with her teeth again, I’m gonna be pissed!
Mara the Peacemaker mentioned
And, Christine, don’t forget the Asian countries. She knew the “Asian” countries were also on a map.
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Right… and those Asians sure need a lot of help with their education from US. Thank God for quotas or those slackers would never get in to our colleges…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth
Sorry, Christine, but you’re misinformed… 
Seriously though, Asians are not considered to be a(n underrepresented) minority, at least at this University, so they don’t get quotas! If you’re African-American, Hispanic (legal or illegal) or Native American, you can get all sorts of “special dispensation” — reduced tuition, scholarships, lower entrance requirements, financial aid, etc. — to come here. If you’re Caucasian or Asian, you’d better be getting an academic scholarship or be one heck of an athlete!
Hmm, the vice-chancellor’s calling… I wonder what she wants…
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
I think you just proved my point, PJ…
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