Everybody here knows how I feel about all the illegal immigrants streaming across our borders, stealing jobs from Americans, not speaking English, blah blah blah.. Unfortunately most of you (judging from my email box) with your limited thought capacity are applying this to the Mexican people as a whole. What is wrong with you! It is nuts to group all Mexicans in with the illegals that are coming here screwing up our country. Today I want to focus on the positives of Mexican culture on America.
- Sombreros – I don’t know about you, but I’m constantly looking for a hat large enough to put off enough shade to not only completely keep me cool but also Christine on a hot summers day. The Sombrero might just be this hat.
- Pinatas – I personally love the idea of beating the shit out of something and getting candy in return. It’s pure genius and kicks ass.
- Siestas – What’s better than taking a mid-afternoon nap? I personally get a weary after a long morning of bitching and complaining. The Siesta is a perfect solution and needs to be put into law immediately.
So with this I welcome legal Mexicans into America, just learn some English and leave that horrible repetitive Mexican music at the border.
“leave that horrible repetitive Mexican music at the border”
Ouch, Amigo.
Seriously, what about the FOOD??? Mexican food rocks. Give me Mexican or Italian food and I’m a happy (albeit carb saturated) camper. Sure, Chinese and German food are good too, but for weekly cravings, it’s Mexican or Italian for me!!
Sheeesh, ‘topher, how could you forget the food, dude???
And don’t forget Cinco de Mayo… we simply do not have enough holidays in this country. I, for one, happily welcome more… bring the tamales and bring the cervesas! (y)
I have deemed that I only like americanized mexican food so I couldn’t put it on this list.
Yes, PJ, Mexican food is awesome. I LOVE it! In fact, Chris and I tried a new authentic place in the Valley last weekend. It was fabulous, especially the appetizers with the three different kinds of salsa and the mole.
Authentic Mexican is actually not that easy to find… there’s a really good little hole in the wall place down by USC I used to love going to called La Barca.
AH-HAH! Did you see that?? Mara said “In fact, Chris and I tried…“.
Now, either her fiancee’s name is also Chris (and the statistical probability of that happening are SO remote as to not be worth mentioning)
OR
“Christopher” or “Christine” is really posting under the name “Mara”!
This ALMOST confirms what I was telling my close friend, Ron Howard, just the other day in an email. I said, “Ron, I have long-suspected that there’s REALLY only 1 other person on the internet and that person is using A LOT of fake names to just to f*** with my mind”.
Hey, that’s about the same time he quit answering my emails…
Btw, ‘tine, as you probably know, Cinco de Mayo is more of an American holiday than it is a Mexican holiday anyway…
ALMOST confirms…that’s hilarious. That’s like saying “probable certainty.”
I’ve said several times on this site that my fiance’s name is Chris. But it isn’t short for Christopher… :d
I did suggest to my boss that we should be multicultural and adopt the siesta tradition. He was not persuaded.
Mara said: “But it isn’t short for Christopher… d”
Is it short for Christine?? Are Mara and Christine really lesbian pranksters having a good laugh at all of us by pretending to be a hetero couple???
EXACTLY
And they say it’s a myth that men don’t think about sex every six seconds…
I’m sorry… what did you say? I was.. umm, thinking about something else. Notably, lesbians pranksters.
Btw, Christine, when you said “And they say it’s a myth that men don’t think about sex every six seconds…” it made me think of something (non-sexual). Didn’t they forget the prefix “nano-” when they made that statement??
I’ll leave that to Christopher to answer… he’s the one who said that 6 second myth was untrue… apparently, not for everyone… hehe.
Men think about sex every six nano-seconds… yeah, that’s about right. :p
Ya know.. I think we all know this is a myth it is simply not possible.. how could you function?
Do you really need to ask that? PJ’s definition of functioning is sitting at his desk perusing porn, commenting about sex on our site, and then going home and banging his much younger wife… I’m sure to him, that’s functioning just fine.
Christine: (if that’s your real lesbian name) you have a point! (2 nice ones)
Christopher: (or shall I say Mara??) You’re supposedly in marketing and supposedly a man — you ought to recognize that men think about sex ALL the time. That’s what sells, dude(tte). There’s a line from an old movie: Guy #1 says: “Quit thinking with your dick” and Guy #2 responds: “Why? It got me through college.”
Oh, and btw, Christine — I rarely peruse porn (and NOT at work) and when I do, I’m not thinking about leaving comments on CvC…
But I am thinking about about banging my (much younger) wife right now… :p
And just where the hell is Christopher?? Busy at work?? Out of town?? On a 4 day drink binge and trying to still play GH II??
Or was I right — are Mara and Christopher really the same person?? Say, I haven’t seen Mara making comments this week either… hmmm
Christopher’s had a rough couple weeks at work… and forced to choose between spending time with me, and commenting, I’m glad he’s making the right choice. I’m sure he’ll be back with a post to get everyone riled up sometime soon…
Six seconds is only the average… There are those who go much longer without thinking about sex… And those who help keep the average down to a manageable single-digit amount… Like me… This is easily accomplished through the magic of dual-processors [left/right brain] and quasi-multi-tasking… Just don’t ask me to chew gum at the same time… It ain’t pretty…
Hence why my list has number 4. 17 year-old Mexican house-maids in thongs…