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John1040 the Soldier (59) ProphetJoe the Irreverent uttered
“leave that horrible repetitive Mexican music at the border”
Ouch, Amigo.
Seriously, what about the FOOD??? Mexican food rocks. Give me Mexican or Italian food and I’m a happy (albeit carb saturated) camper. Sure, Chinese and German food are good too, but for weekly cravings, it’s Mexican or Italian for me!!
Sheeesh, ‘topher, how could you forget the food, dude???
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
And don’t forget Cinco de Mayo… we simply do not have enough holidays in this country. I, for one, happily welcome more… bring the tamales and bring the cervesas! 
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
I have deemed that I only like americanized mexican food so I couldn’t put it on this list.
Mara the Peacemaker scribbled
Yes, PJ, Mexican food is awesome. I LOVE it! In fact, Chris and I tried a new authentic place in the Valley last weekend. It was fabulous, especially the appetizers with the three different kinds of salsa and the mole.
Christine the Lioness penned this
Authentic Mexican is actually not that easy to find… there’s a really good little hole in the wall place down by USC I used to love going to called La Barca.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this
AH-HAH! Did you see that?? Mara said “In fact, Chris and I tried…“.
Now, either her fiancee’s name is also Chris (and the statistical probability of that happening are SO remote as to not be worth mentioning)
OR
“Christopher” or “Christine” is really posting under the name “Mara”!
This ALMOST confirms what I was telling my close friend, Ron Howard, just the other day in an email. I said, “Ron, I have long-suspected that there’s REALLY only 1 other person on the internet and that person is using A LOT of fake names to just to f*** with my mind”.
Hey, that’s about the same time he quit answering my emails…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
Btw, ‘tine, as you probably know, Cinco de Mayo is more of an American holiday than it is a Mexican holiday anyway…
Mara the Peacemaker uttered
ALMOST confirms…that’s hilarious. That’s like saying “probable certainty.” 
I’ve said several times on this site that my fiance’s name is Chris. But it isn’t short for Christopher… 
Mara the Peacemaker up'n wrote this
I did suggest to my boss that we should be multicultural and adopt the siesta tradition. He was not persuaded. 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
Mara said: “But it isn’t short for Christopher… d”
Is it short for Christine?? Are Mara and Christine really lesbian pranksters having a good laugh at all of us by pretending to be a hetero couple???
Mara the Peacemaker thought this
EXACTLY
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
And they say it’s a myth that men don’t think about sex every six seconds…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this
I’m sorry… what did you say? I was.. umm, thinking about something else. Notably, lesbians pranksters.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this
Btw, Christine, when you said “And they say it’s a myth that men don’t think about sex every six seconds…” it made me think of something (non-sexual). Didn’t they forget the prefix “nano-” when they made that statement??
Christine the Lioness scribbled
I’ll leave that to Christopher to answer… he’s the one who said that 6 second myth was untrue… apparently, not for everyone… hehe.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this
Men think about sex every six nano-seconds… yeah, that’s about right. 
Christopher the Pyro pontificated
Ya know.. I think we all know this is a myth it is simply not possible.. how could you function?
Christine the Lioness commented
Do you really need to ask that? PJ’s definition of functioning is sitting at his desk perusing porn, commenting about sex on our site, and then going home and banging his much younger wife… I’m sure to him, that’s functioning just fine.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
Christine: (if that’s your real lesbian name) you have a point! (2 nice ones)
Christopher: (or shall I say Mara??) You’re supposedly in marketing and supposedly a man — you ought to recognize that men think about sex ALL the time. That’s what sells, dude(tte). There’s a line from an old movie: Guy #1 says: “Quit thinking with your dick” and Guy #2 responds: “Why? It got me through college.”
Oh, and btw, Christine — I rarely peruse porn (and NOT at work) and when I do, I’m not thinking about leaving comments on CvC…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated
But I am thinking about about banging my (much younger) wife right now…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
And just where the hell is Christopher?? Busy at work?? Out of town?? On a 4 day drink binge and trying to still play GH II??
Or was I right — are Mara and Christopher really the same person?? Say, I haven’t seen Mara making comments this week either… hmmm
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
Christopher’s had a rough couple weeks at work… and forced to choose between spending time with me, and commenting, I’m glad he’s making the right choice. I’m sure he’ll be back with a post to get everyone riled up sometime soon…
Trouble the Pirate uttered
Six seconds is only the average… There are those who go much longer without thinking about sex… And those who help keep the average down to a manageable single-digit amount… Like me… This is easily accomplished through the magic of dual-processors [left/right brain] and quasi-multi-tasking… Just don’t ask me to chew gum at the same time… It ain’t pretty…
Trouble the Pirate stated
Hence why my list has number 4. 17 year-old Mexican house-maids in thongs…
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