My Advice To Young Women

Posted on April 8th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Well this will be sure to get Christine riled up. )

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Christine the Lioness quibbed this

If I’d only had the same forethought she did, I could’ve saved myself SO MUCH time and effort… -)

April 9th, 2007

eric the Lil' Devil scribbled

i believe that all women, should have to enlist into a strip club … much like the young men were drafted back in the day into the army, if every woman did a tour of duty wrapping boobs around a pole, the amount of overweight women would drop dramatically (b)

April 9th, 2007

Christine the Lioness scribbled

While I’d like to agree with eric, having seen the number of disgustingly overweight teenaged girls who prance around in clothes that are skin tight with rolls of fat hanging out between their crop tops (which read “Sexy” or “I like bad boys” or something ridiculous like that) and their size 6 low rider jeans hard pressed to try to cover their size 14 asses… I’m wondering if that would really be the case.

Back in my day… we worked really hard to be thin and sexy. We went to Jazzercise, barely ate, spent half our paychecks from the Gap on Dexatrim, sometimes even puked after lunch… all so that we could stand in the mirror, look at our size 2 figures and complain that we weren’t a size 0. Granted, we might not have been healthy, but we looked good.

These girls today are opposite. They think they have hot, sexy bodies when in reality, they should spending their summers at fat camp. So I think those girls would probably alternate the five minutes they spent on the main stage with sessions of pigging out on cheese fries at the bar as their big ole butts consume the bar stool underneath… and huffing and puffing their way through a lap dance, only to decide after one or two that they’re hungry again. At least that’s my prediction.

April 9th, 2007

Tom the Virgin uttered

That’s funny!

April 10th, 2007

eric the Lil' Devil remarked

i think the major problem is , that it was pushed that women should feel comfortable in their own skin and try not to live up to unrealistic goals of “model looks” so the kids of today took that to a new level of fat or overweight is ok and average is hot? nothing is worse than seeing overweight women with no ass weearing a thong with low rider jeans on and a short t shirt with a roll of fat hanging out like a pack of hot dogs! (n)

April 10th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro thought this

No doubt.

Fat girls should stay in sweaters please spare us your tummy and flab.. besides the fact that is says “Hey I’m overweight” it also points out “Hey I’m delusional”

I think I look good and wearing this tight shirt or this short shirt that my flab sticks out will make you think I’m hot. News flash ladies.. it does not make us think you look hot. End of discussion. For me an overweight girl in baggy cloths is way way hotter then one who is in tight cloths, I just lose respect for the girl in tight cloths on so many levels… (if they don’t’ have the body for it). The fact is if you want to wear cloths that show off your body then go and get a body that is worth showing off. If I had 4″ biceps I better not be in a tank top.

April 10th, 2007

razz the Virgin uttered

Too funny! Thank goodness Im not a fatty P

April 11th, 2007

Christine the Lioness quibbed this

I agree with Eric that there was definitely a reaction to the girls in my generation starving themselves and a campaign was launched to teach young girls it’s ok not to be model skinny. Very true. And I don’t think that was such a bad thing because what I was doing (as were my friends) wasn’t healthy — it was obsessive. However, I do think some girls have taken that to a whole new level and feel they should be sexy fat. That’s only a small part of it though. I also think that at that age particularly (teens), girls will basically do anything to get the attention of men. And at that age, they haven’t really learned how to discriminate between the kind of attention, the different types of guys giving it, and what it means. They dress like sluts because men give them attention for dressing that way that the girls who aren’t dressing slutty aren’t getting. What the girls don’t understand is… the attention doesn’t mean the guys think they’re sexy. The attention means the guys think they’re easy. Big difference. And while it seems pretty obvious now, it really is a difficult thing for young girls to understand. I see these girls squeezed into their clothes, looking unhealthy, fat, and skanky, and wonder if there is anyone– a mom, dad, teacher, some other adult explaining to them how they are perceived and that going and getting a gym body is what will achieve what they want. Because girls with great bodies look good in anything they wear. They don’t need to dress like sluts for guys to realize they’re sexy.

Although, in response to christopher… I do see guys that look pregnant jogging without shirts on, and guys with 4″ biceps or less walking around in shirts with their sleeves cut off. The same goes for them. You’re welcome to jog around naked for all I care if you have a nice body, but no one wants to see your pot belly bouncing around as you jog in place, waiting for a walk sign at an intersection. -)

April 11th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro quibbed this

I agree. I don’t think guys have any business doing that either. Seriously I’m sure women find it just as disgusting when a guy has a big old pot belly or trying to show off his none existent arms.

April 11th, 2007

eric the Lil' Devil penned this

oh no baby it’s a human law, not just women, the oversized women are just as bad as the men, or the undersized guy who wears his little brother’s tank top out so its skin tight showing off an 8 pack along with all his ribs and a bump that can only be a stomach poking out from malnutrition!you all have seen thses guys, they have this affliction that pushes thier elbows away from their ribs so that their arms look bigger! or when they cross their arms they put their hands under the biceps to push them up!

April 11th, 2007

Christine the Lioness uttered

LOL! I HAVE seen that– I just never really understood what they were trying to do. I sort of thought they were just cold or something…

April 11th, 2007

eric the Lil' Devil pontificated

stick with me and chris baby, we’ll expose all of the posers for ya, )

April 11th, 2007

Christine the Lioness thought this

I’m all ears…

April 11th, 2007

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