Naked Women That Maybe The Porn World Could Have Lived Without

Posted on May 24th, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious.

So I’ll admit… I like online porn as much as the next girl. And despite the fact that Christopher’s eyes lit up like a child on Christmas morning when I told him that sometimes I search for pictures of naked women, it’s not that I’d rather fuck a woman over a guy (as I am a most definite fan of the male body– particularly the chest, shoulders, hands, jaw, back, butt, abs, and quads… did I mention shoulders?), but that the female naked body is truly beautiful and sexy. Well… not all of them… hehe.

No, no… don’t worry. I’m not going to post any more pix of fat people with unidentifiable body parts hanging out. But realistically… not everyone was born with a talent for photography. And just as a great photographer can make an average woman appear beautiful… a bad photographer can make an attractive woman appear average… or downright creepy.

So here are some examples of naked women that maybe the world of porn could have lived without:

I’m not exactly sure what’s wrong with this photo, but it gives me the heebie-jeebies. Maybe it’s that she’s trying so hard to smile in that contorted position, or maybe it’s her giraffe-like neck…

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A woman’s face on a man’s body… not quite… but close… but not quite…

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Okay… not a bad looking girl… but did someone really wrap that sticky stuff you’re supposed to put on your shelves to keep dishes from slipping off around her arms and neck? That stuff always reminded me of puff paint after it dries… and why the single braid sticking out from the top of her head? Did some child with A.D.D. decide to practice corn rows but became distracted by the shelf liner? I just want to know why…

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ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this

Damn, ‘tine!! A little NSFW would be nice!! Some of us don’t work from home! Geez, girl, are you trying to get me fired or something?? I can’t afford to lose this cushy, overpaid state job! If I did, I’d lose my free tuition and have to start working for a living again! Besides, none of those women have the QQ to be “good at porn” -)
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Just kidding, I really could tell from the title, so I waited until no one was around to open the post. The second one has a pretty face, but what with the boy’s body??
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Hey, I think I’ve found a work-around to the formatting issues — let’s see how crappy it looks when the word wrap takes effect!

May 25th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent added

OK, not so much of a work-around… *sigh*

May 25th, 2007

Christine the Lioness penned this

“A” for effort though, PJ. At least I didn’t post the first picture in the excerpt.

May 25th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this

I know and I *appreciate* that you didn’t! We’re developing a WordPress blog at work and I was showing one of my co-workers CVC for the theme and that title came up… thankfully, he laughed.

May 25th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro uttered

Formatting has been fixed.. altho super new and improved smiley faces will be coming in a week or so.

SEE LOOK THERE IS A LINE BREAK.

May 25th, 2007

AJ the Zen Master chimed in with

Uh, pls use NSFW and also put a more “cut” before the images. I’m glad I did not check the feed at work or I’d definitely been screwed big time..

May 27th, 2007

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June 4th, 2007

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