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Ben2 the Soldier (56) ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this
Damn, leave it to a woman to have to rationalize sex!
‘tine, you forgot to mention anything about the comparison between “morning breath” vs. the benefits of (that high protein) Christorine mouth wash!
Aivar the Groupie stated
I know my opinion won’t count because im a virgin but I’m horribly bored right now.
1. Girls look hotter because their hair and make up has just been done.
Like you said guys look hotter in the morning so do girls. Theres just something insanely hot about messy hair and sometimes girls can look hotter without being done up 
Being tipsy will make her/him look better but also you can wake up next to god knows what because of that aswell.
Also if its a hookup then at night it should be more exciting because its your first time with her.
A plus point for the morning would be showering in the morning together 
Christine the Lioness said this
All very good points, Aivar. Consider those things added to my list!
And PJ… yes, I totally forgot about morning breath vs… the other… hehe. I guess morning breath is the pitfall in morning sex… I suggest keeping those little listerine tabs that dissolve in your mouth right next to your bed.
I couldn’t kiss Christopher anyway yesterday morning because I’m still sick and I don’t want him to get whatever this cold is that I have, so it wasn’t an issue.
Christopher the Pyro chimed in with
Morning breath can be like taking a cold shower.. I keep a stash of breath mints next to my bed.. (in Christine’s sex toy drawer or maybe it is my remote control drawer.. hrmmm)
Trouble the Pirate spake, and sayeth
Screw the breath mints… That’s what doggie-style is for… 
j. the Groupie uttered
I gotta say…Trouble has a point.
Christopher the Pyro commented
Ya know.. I’m really not a morning sex person.. don’t know.. Christine loves it… I’d rather have her out in my kitchen makin breakfast or doing my laundry or something..
Mara the Peacemaker penned this
Why not both?
Christine the Lioness commented
I’m much more interested in making him breakfast once the oxytocin is flowing through my veins…
Quid pro quo, Clarice… quid pro quo… okay, yes, that was creepy.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
‘topher said: “I’d rather have her out in my kitchen makin breakfast or doing my laundry or something..”
followed by Mara saying: “Why not both?”
Geez, Mara, I don’t know how you can cook an omelet or fold clothes while you service your man, but… damn, you go girl!
All that and a legal mind too! You’re a keeper!!
Christopher the Pyro remarked
In LA? Time to trade up?..nahh Altho I took her comment to mean.. why not both night and morning sex.. but whatever.. 
(J/K Chrissy, I’m not trading you in!)
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Nice. Don’t I feel loved?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled
What? You don’t feel it when ‘topher makes love to you?? Sooo sorry…
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
I was referring more to the comment about cutting me loose and trading up for Mara. I guess I should be used to those thoughtful little comments from Christopher at this point.
Christopher the Pyro chimed in with
I want to clearly state for the “rest of the world” that Christine is fantastic in every possible way and I have no intention of ever trading up.. (there really isn’t anywhere to go but down) or trading in. Christine rocks - end of story.
Christine the Lioness stated
Riiiight. Funny how those compliments only come after he realizes he’s said something fucked up that hurt my feelings.
Christopher the Pyro stated
Funny how she takes our discussion on the blog serious after we had the discussion a million times that neither of us should put any stock in what the other person say’s.
Christine the Lioness commented
I think Christopher’s missing the point. Whatever. Like I said, it’s nothing new.
Christine the Lioness pontificated
I will always look like the fool for talking about how great he is, and he’ll always find some way to insult me (even though just yesterday he came by my place just to pick up the four lunches I cooked for him to take to work this week).
But hey… nothing counts for shit with Christopher.
Mara the Peacemaker got all philosophical
That’s exactly what I meant, Christopher. However, for the record I would like to say that I am extemely talented when it comes to multi-tasking
Mara the Peacemaker quibbed this
Wait — did I just walk in on a fight…?
Christine the Lioness said this
Uh-oh… you’re going to encourage Christopher’s crush on you, Mara…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented
Hey, I complimented Mara’s multi-tasking sexual prowess (and her mind) first!!
Christine the Lioness penned this
Did you want her to give you a cookie or something, PJ?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented
Btw, just as a serious aside from the married guy with 3 kids — there’s a lot to be said for “afternooners” — we’ve gotten as much sleep as we’re going to get today and yet we aren’t completely exhausted yet! But it sucks when the kiddies quit taking naps…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled
“Did you want her to give you a cookie or something, PJ?”
Well, apparently, she can give me a cookie AND something more pleasurable at the same time!
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Okay, so maybe I’m the only one that thinks Christopher’s comment was fucked up– even though it was said to be a joke.
I’m just sick of his constant insults. Like a few days ago we were at our favorite little diner and the owner came up to us and the conversation went like this:
Me: Hey… I just got back from Canada. You’re from Montreal, right?
Owner: Yeah… where were you?
Me: Ottawa.
Owner: I used to play football for them a long time ago… there’s not much in the way of sports… they only have two teams.
Me: Oh… is that the Senators?
Owner: No… Senators are their hockey team.
Christopher: You had a fifty percent chance of getting that right and of course you guessed wrong.
Owner: (to Chris) No… I mean, come on, man… how was she supposed to know that? Most people don’t know that.
[Christopher shrugs and looks out the window.]
Me: Only because I see so much Senators stuff when I’m up there.
Owner: Yeah… well, hockey’s really their thing. Especially right now because they’re in the middle of their season.
The owner finishes up the conversation and walks away. I look at Christopher:
Me: Pretty bad when some random guy has to defend me because you’re insulting me.
Christopher: He wasn’t defending you.
Me: Yes he was. He looked at you like you were an asshole.
Christopher: Whatever. I was just kidding.
It’s embarrassing when some guy you hardly know defends you to your own boyfriend. I mean… isn’t that what boyfriends are supposed to do? Be the ones who defend their girlfriends— or in the very least, just not put them down?
Mara the Peacemaker mentioned
Ah, that’s what ALL the boys say…
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
PJ… you don’t really act like a married guy. I can’t believe you actually put those two comments back to back.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent got all philosophical
Why is that??? I like sex. I love my wife. I flirt with you and Mara *online*… I don’t see anything evil there, do you?
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
I suppose there’s nothing wrong with flirting… I always try to look at these situations if the tables were turned.
If it was Christopher on some site, flirting with girls online, secretly while he’s at work… would I have an issue with that? Probably.
Do I go onto sites that Christopher doesn’t know about and flirt with men I don’t know and say somewhat explicit things to them? No. I don’t think Christopher would be happy about it, and I therefore don’t do it.
I know though that not everyone thinks the way I do. Many people subscribe to the “what they don’t know won’t hurt them” school of thought. But I think it’s an interesting subject…
Not saying this to offend anyone… but truly… I’ve always seen guys that flirt with other women and just sort of felt kind of sorry for their wives in a way. I’ve also met guys who say really nice things about their wives and bring her up in conversation, etc. and thought “Wow… she’s lucky to have such a great husband.” It’s more about how it’s perceived by other people– which really shouldn’t matter anyway, right?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
Sorry if my flirting with Mara offended you… it was not my intent. I hope Mara didn’t take it as seriously as you did!
Mara the Peacemaker mentioned
I don’t take anything on this site seriosuly.
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
Neither do I but apparently Christine has started do.. hence I am now single and if you want to get together Mara just let me know. I’m joking about getting together Mara but not about the being single part.
Mara the Peacemaker stated
Although I hope I didn’t offend you, Christine. I don’t know you two other than what you write on this site in any serious fashion and it is difficult to tell when you are actually having a disagreement on this blog but I also realize Christopher is your boyfriend and respect that seriously. So please know that when he wrote that, I chuckled and then made a sandwich. Seriously.
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Oh Mara… no, no, no… I wasn’t at all pissed at you. I just felt Christopher was being really disrespectful by suggesting he’d trade up and dump me for anyone (it just happened to be you that PJ was making the joke about). Even as a joke, I don’t have respect for guys who put their girlfriends down (or women who criticize their boyfriends)… so it was all about that… not about you on any level.
It’s more about an issue I’ve had with Christopher for a long time… where he thinks it’s okay to say pretty much anything and if it’s followed by a “just kidding,” no one has a right to be offended. And that’s simply not how it works.
PJ… I wasn’t offended by you either… I was just stating an observation I’d thought to state once before when you mentioned you were married and forgot. That one comment reminded me, but then it got caught up in all this other stuff… so my fault for not being clear. To clarify, I don’t think it’s offensive to me at all…
By the way… I didn’t know he was single, so I guess all that shit about how fantastic I am didn’t mean a whole lot. Apparently, I’ve been dumped??? Or should I not take that seriously?
Christopher the Pyro remarked
I’m not single anymore.. this busty blond girl who happens to write movies has swept me off my feet… the great thing about it is that she happens to be named Christine also.
Now everybody I actually have to work..
Christine the Lioness added
I guess that’s his way of saying we’re still together.
Christopher the Pyro asserted
I made her beg for forgiveness.. or at least she is going to be begging for mercy later tonight.. however.. I did go out and buy two special gags for her.. one for her mouth.. one for her fingers.
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
Trouble the Pirate added
I may not be able to speak for all guys because I’m ’special’, but this whole tangental subject is typical in my observation of the fact that men and women not only speak two entirely different languages, but that niether have any intention or ability to understand the fundamental differences, or make an effort to learn them.
What Chris is doing is called banter, guys communicate with each other in this manner almost exclusively… Especially when they are fond of each other in a non-washing each other’s penis in the shower kind of way. It is a large part of being a guy, and starts in primary school. Your absolute best friends will only call you by your last name, or worse, will nickname you cheese-dick, homo or buttsniffer… Then references will be made as to the size of your mother’s ass, or the proclivity of your sister to exchange oral sex for happy-meals… You will be told by your favourite peers that your breath smells like Massengil or your hair looks like Oprah’s mons veneris, and any poor comeback on your part only leads to further and more eloquent abuse…
Now, the dictionary definition of banter is ‘light-hearted’, and guys honestly feel that no matter what subject is broached, the motivation behind it, and the person who is delivering it is far more important to reading the true meaning.
The same way that women develop their method of communication, men do… But where women concentrate on active listening, intuitively comprehending not only what is said, but what is implied, tact, etc… The serious side of communication…
Men concentrate on wit, sarcasm, turning each other’s words on them, etc.. The lighter side of communication…
This is not to say that women can’t extend into the male style, and vice-versa, but when this happens, there is bound to be confusion. Women like Rosanne Barr, Whoopi Goldberg and Elaine Boosler, have almost mastered the male style of speak, but are seen more as oddities by their own gender… likewise, men who are sensitive, encouraging and supportive in their manner of speaking are seen as, well… Gay…
If a man loves you, he is going to communicate that in his own way, the way he is used to and the way you do not understand… With men, nothing is sacred, there is no ‘don’t go there’ ground, and we feel that if you can’t take it, you’re not worth it…
Women put a lot of stock into what people say to them… Guys put more stock in the way people treat them…
Chris feels he can tease you because he loves you and knows how strong you really are… Your resturant aquaintance defends you because he probably sees you as a fragile and defenceless creature who requires his chivalry… Get attacked outside the resturant and see who jumps to your rescue first…
j. the Groupie penned this
“busty blond girl”
At least he’s finally noticed you have boobs, Christine.
Mara the Peacemaker commented
Btw, Trouble, I checked out your blog. I have no words…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this
Mara: Then you’re not ready to pass the bar yet!
(just kidding — and I still refuse to believe you’re as Trouble described in the other post!)
Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this
Christine has been playing Guitar Hero for like 6 hours straight .. we started out playing strip GH, anyway she is becoming quite the master.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent pontificated
Umm, she must be kicking your ass, ‘topher — she looks very dressed for someone playing strip GH!
‘tine: you’re still as lovely as ever! 
Christopher the Pyro up'n wrote this
Trouble.. btw.. great observation.. Dr. Trouble, btw I’ve got something EXTRA special planned for you guys this week. Stay tuned… and Trouble get ready to open a bank account.
Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this
Christine is have a “rough” day… I need to take a video of her.. she really gets jammin away.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent penned this
Oh, and at what level are you playing? (I can rock on EASY, but suck at hard — pardon the innuendo)
‘tine: WTF, I thought he was a total ass to you earlier in the day… Mara and I thought we’d caused a riff (well, not seriously, but it sounds good on a blog)
‘topher: I guess you can have your 
and eat the 
too. Well done, master.
The witching hour approacheth and I am in need of… well, probably a lot of things come to mind, but sleep sounds good. Must drive home… or better yet, fly. 
Christopher the Pyro stated
I’m really good at medium.. Christine is pretty good at medium.. Hard.. is just that.. HARD… expert.. is a joke.
Christine can’t stay mad for long.. she usually likes to throw a fit about someone once or twice a month.. when she doesn’t feel like writing.. she does everything she can to get me fired for my job.
PJ.. words of advice.. you can have your cake and and kitty…
Christine the Lioness pontificated
When the hell did he take that picture??? I must’ve been really engrossed in the game– which might very well be the best game ever made. Christopher is way better than me… this must’ve been before we started the strip game.
Yes… it’s true… for whatever reason, it’s hard to stay mad at Christopher. Maybe it’s because he makes me laugh, or looks at me with those blue eyes, or does that thing with his tongue… whatever it is, it has kept our relationship going this long. And despite me saying this twice in one month, I think Trouble might be right with his analysis of the communication thing… I just wish that whichever synapse is holding on to that important piece of info would fire first… before the one that tells me to get pissed at him. Those pesky synapses… always firing in the wrong order…
Anyway, GH makes everything better. Way, way better than pop ‘n drop on Yahoo Games.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this
‘topher: It really would be decent of you to post another picture of ‘tine later in the stripe GH game, preferably near the very end!
Christine the Lioness stated
He doesn’t have any pictures of that!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent penned this
I imagine he… umm.. had his hands full when you were undressed!
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
Actually… that’s a pretty good guess. LOL.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented
Come on, Christine… it wasn’t a “good guess” — it was more of a self-visualized fantasy.
Mara the Peacemaker quibbed this
PJ, I am not ugly and I don’t even eat Burger King (gross).
ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this
WTF?? Huh??????
I never thought, nor implied that you were ugly (in fact, I suspected you were a hottie yesterday) and I have no idea what the Burger King reference…. oh, wait a minute — you’re talking about Trouble and his whole Whopper comment, aren’t you?
Wrong guy, Mara!
I’m the strong, sexy, intelligent, married, daddy of 3, married to a hot big-boobed blonde 12 years younger than I. Trouble is the tattooed neaderthal on the island hiding from extradition, I think.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent uttered
Or were you just clarifying that point for me — that you aren’t ugly…
Mara the Peacemaker chimed in with
Er…clarification in response to your “I still refuse to believe you’re as Trouble described in the other post!” comment Nevermind. The moment has passed.
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
There’s nothing wrong with neanderthals… particularly those with nice builds and tanned skin from living in the Islands… just sayin’…
BTW, I don’t think the typical “I can wear a woman down until she gives in” strategy which men seem to learn from birth will work with Mara. You’ll have to come up with something much more enticing if you really want her to post a pic…
Trouble the Pirate pontificated
Sigh… My heroine… 
My lawyer had advised me not to reply to PJ until the whole silly ‘extradition’ issue is resolved…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated
Hmm… is Trouble sending flowers and hearts to ‘tine for saying neanderthals aren’t bad, or is he wooing Mara with compliments and gifts??
Oh, and Trouble, piracy is NOT a “silly extradition issue” 
Christine the Lioness pontificated
Did someone just say the word piracy without even mentioning the name Christopher??? That may be a first on this blog!
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