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John1040 the Soldier (59) Christine the Lioness pontificated
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia?s third language.
Christopher’s Thoughts: Lets wall off the border while we still have a chance.. while we are at it, we should ban anything smaller then my Audi. (Yes an A4 is small but I am a self-serving person so I can?t be banning my own car!).
My Thoughts: Wouldn’t Christopher have to think in order to have thoughts???
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon)
Christopher’s Thoughts: Amen (lol, fuck crack myself up)
My Thoughts: I’m glad he cracks someone up.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Christopher’s Thoughts: Jesus, figures we are going to undo the only good thing homo?s ever did for regular guys.. (save us from marriage).
My Thoughts: Trust me, if the gay guys would marry us women (and give us a little dick now and then), you straight guys would be off the hook for sure!
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Christopher’s Thoughts: Fucking liberals? we need to dust them off while we get rid of the mexicans.
My Thoughts: I guess he doesn’t actually have any real thoughts…
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Christopher’s thoughts: Where is Napoleon when you need em? build us another statue for the west coast.. and maybe we?ll help you pussies out.
My Thoughts: I’m sure they’d rather co-exist by listening to steel drum bands and eating jerk chicken than deal with the attitudes of Americans like Christopher.
In the news.. 85-year, $758 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss, on that news the average Americans weight drops to 250lbs
Christopher’s thoughts: At least we arn?t using the metric system yet.
My Thoughts: Of course with the overabundance of weight problems among Americans, it might just be easier to start weighing people in metric tons.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Christopher’s Thoughts: Without the conservatives, they will have to raise taxes to 95% of income to cover the deficeit.
My Thoughts: Ahhh… peace and quiet… hmmm… where’s Christopher? Haven’t heard from him since he took that trip to Massachusetts… oh well… I’ll just borrow his Audi and run to the store on my way to drop off this donation to the ACLU… 
Kevin the Soldier got all philosophical
Mexifornia would be alright… they’ve got a lot of oil down there that we can use to power the 2025 GMFORD Supertank. Annexing British Columbia would work out well too, lots of nice territory there, the Canadians probably wouldn’t notice and the BCer’s wouldn’t have to put up with those damn Quebecers anyomre.
Haddock the Virgin uttered
I didn’t see any mention of the UK becoming the 51st state? 
Kevin the Soldier penned this
Works for me… y’all are fine in my book!
Christine the Lioness scribbled
PLEASE don’t encourage him.
Ranting Tommy the Virgin up'n wrote this
Let’s give every Mexican an SUV as long as he promises to take it south of the border and never bring it back. That would kill 2 birds with one stone.
Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this
That is an absolutely great fucking idea… Christine, write a propopsal to Arnold.
Christine the Lioness mentioned
It’s a great idea until all the illegals that Christopher’s company pays under the table decide not to come in one day and Christopher actually has to put down the whip and do some real work himself… or take a pay cut so they can afford to pay those who aren’t illegal. But then he wouldn’t be able to afford his $700 speeding tickets.
Christopher the Pyro added
We actually.. do pay anybody under the table anymore thank you very much.
Christine the Lioness thought this
You’d still be up shit creek if all your Mexicans got into their brand new SUVs and drove away…
Kevin the Soldier said this
People don’t realize how badly we need the Mexican’s. Vincente Fox caught a lot of crap for saying that Mexican’s will take jobs that black people don’t want but he was right! That is why we should annex them… Think of the possibilities: more oil, cheap labor, the Democrats will have a whole other group of people to tax the hell out of. Its a win win!
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
The reason they’ll take those jobs, is because they don’t have a choice. When the alternative of leaving their families at home and coming here to work menial jobs for very low payis better than staying in Mexico, then that tells me there’s a big fucking problem in Mexico. I think Vicente Fox should start dealing with Mexico’s problems before he starts spouting off opinions on U.S. policy. But it’s hardly a win-win… when you have a huge group of Mexicans who are making below the poverty level, there’s not much to tax and the state ends up spending more on government assistance on that group then they’ll ever recoup from them. So, since you think we need the Mexicans so badly… I’ll tell you what… I’ll just let you pay for the medical treatment they’re getting at the free clinics and the uninsured motorist claims because they can’t afford car insurance… you take care of all that so that my taxes can be spent on other things, and now I see a win-win!
Kevin the Soldier quibbed this
There is definately a problem in Mexico, that we won’t disagree on. However, the number of Mexican’s getting free care at clinics pales in comparison to the number of “regular” American’s getting free care. What we need is a program to allow them into the country to work on a standard visa. That way we know who they are (not terrorists), who they work for (to collect taxes to pay for services they receive), and still get the benefit of their willingness to take jobs the “rest of us” won’t take. This worker program will also ensure that they are getting paid a fair wage for the work that they are doing. THAT is a win-win. They’d also get that if we annexed the whole country though
Christine the Lioness added
We already have that… the problem is, we can only let in a certain number of people each year (we need quotas) and the ones that aren’t getting in legally are still coming illegally. If they’re here legally, and pay taxes and all that, then companies that hire them under the table because they’re cheap, will not hire the legal ones that they have to pay minimum wage to… they’ll continue to hire the illegals they can pay cheaply under the table. So, while in a perfect world, that’s a great idea, Kevin… in reality, until Americans who hire these people illegally stop doing that, the Mexicans will continue to come. If tomorrow no illegal Mexican could get a job, trust me, they’d stop coming here real quick.
Kevin the Soldier pontificated
Where we disagree is on quotas… I don’t think we should have them. You want to work and you aren’t a known terrorist, you get a visa… no ifs ands or buts. Those are the principles our “melting pot” was founded on. I agree of course that no job = no immigrants… the solution is to increase the military presence on our border so that they are all legally authorized to work and to crack down on the employers who hire illegal immigrants. Hitting the employers in the pocketbook will have the desired effect IF it has teeth instead of some minor fine that makes it “worth the risk” of hiring illegals. Otherwise status quo will continue.
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