ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
So are there still people out there who challenge my theory that Christopher absolutely hates the female gender? I don’t know what happened to damage this boy so bad… but whatever it was, she should be shot.
women are just sooo difficult lol..
Only for men who still wish women were exactly like them. Men who accept that women are different, and respect those differences, don’t really find women “difficult” at all.
I like that I can talk about shoes with my female friends. All Chris ever wants to talk about is football and ribs.;)
What kind of shoes do you like, Rob?;)
That’s not true… I talk to rob about a marathon.. and we’ll also talk soccer.. and even drama class for a few seconds..
LOL =)), Nice Post…
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Laughing so hard it hurts
Cant say I disagree with you here Chris
HAha! Yes… women are the devil… got it.
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It was good to see you guys last weekend! Peace.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
So Very true!
I’m glad you realize this, aJ… it’s so much better when you just accept that resistance is futile.