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Caxamova the Missionary (64) Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
Interestingly enough, the last time I wore anything even half that revealing, Christopher beat the crap out of me for “dressing like a slut” and accused me of trying to get “more attention from random guys because you don’t get enough already…”
1. “All women” might be for sale, but apparently… I’m now off the market. So it’s all women minus one.
2. I am glad he doesn’t go to the bars much. Not just because bartenders that only talk to you to be nice even though your jokes are stupid (I was a bartender once, trust me, I know how this works) might talk to him… but because “whiskey dick” has never been a problem for him. No complaints here!
3. Yes, it’s ok to tip. But $50 for a fake number doesn’t seem like a good investment. However, if anyone wants my fake number, I’ll give it to you for thirty and I accept paypal. 
And it will have to be fake because, well… refer back to 1.
Amanda the Virgin remarked
That is so true. I hate my bartending job…
Christopher the Pyro commented
At this point, I don’t know anybody who actually like their job all the time. Just tell them to keep the tips comin… speaking of tipping Christine got up my ass last night for not tipping enough. I hate tipping.
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
I loved my job as an escort to wealthy Japanese businessmen until Christopher made me quit. They didn’t seem to mind tipping.
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
True, she did love that job and she always talks very fondly of it.
abdirahman the Virgin up'n wrote this
my names abdirahman Ilive somalia
ingalciao my email itis baaquli7@hotmail.com
becouse Iwant to helpme such as fack you
mony pleace give mee your name byyyyyyyyy
baaquli72hotmail.com the Virgin scribbled
Christine the Lioness penned this
I think the dud from Somalia is confused… that girl that’s pictured is not for sale… see… this isn’t that kind of website, abbi-dabbi… but good luck finding a hot blonde American chick to fack. 
gytguyyuy
thamer the Virgin remarked
thamer the Virgin thought this
(welcme
my name abdirahman really Irespect girl
becouse girls my sister and my love
my email [Christine deleted this dumbass’ email but don’t worry… I kept the rest of his insightful comment intact]
if you want connect good byyyyyyyyyyyyy
waxaan ahay wiil da yar ku nool g/kaio shaqadeyda
waa lee maan
goodbyyyyyyyy
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bahja the Virgin commented
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