Christine the Lioness uttered

Interestingly enough, the last time I wore anything even half that revealing, Christopher beat the crap out of me for “dressing like a slut” and accused me of trying to get “more attention from random guys because you don’t get enough already…”

1. “All women” might be for sale, but apparently… I’m now off the market. So it’s all women minus one.
2. I am glad he doesn’t go to the bars much. Not just because bartenders that only talk to you to be nice even though your jokes are stupid (I was a bartender once, trust me, I know how this works) might talk to him… but because “whiskey dick” has never been a problem for him. No complaints here!
3. Yes, it’s ok to tip. But $50 for a fake number doesn’t seem like a good investment. However, if anyone wants my fake number, I’ll give it to you for thirty and I accept paypal. And it will have to be fake because, well… refer back to 1.

February 5th, 2007

Christine the Lioness quibbed this

I loved my job as an escort to wealthy Japanese businessmen until Christopher made me quit. They didn’t seem to mind tipping.

February 6th, 2007

Christine the Lioness scribbled

I think the dud from Somalia is confused… that girl that’s pictured is not for sale… see… this isn’t that kind of website, abbi-dabbi… but good luck finding a hot blonde American chick to fack.

March 25th, 2007