Our 99 Most Popular Posts!

1. Don't Stiff Your Waitress!(237)
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4. Proud to Be an American(132)
5. 15 Things You Can't Say Around Black People Anymore(118)
6. Ex-girlfriends and Friends(115)
7. Is it Okay to Lie to Your Mate?(111)
8. 10 Things Guaranteed to Piss Your Boyfriend Off When You're Already Fighting(106)
9. Ladies, How Not To Screw Up Your Next Relationship(95)
10. Bid on Christine... The First CVC Auction Ever...(86)
11. 10 Reasons Cats are Cooler than Dogs(84)
12. Why Christopher is a Big Pussy... ;-)(81)
13. Starfucks Tip Cups(81)
14. Hold Me!!! Why Do You Always Just Go to Sleep After Sex?!?(79)
15. When it is morally acceptable to hit a woman...(78)
16. Rank Plugin(77)
17. Fat Fucks and Carb Counters(76)
18. Keep Jobs In America(76)
19. 10 Ways to Piss a Guy Off When He's Watching Football(73)
20. 5 Ways to Train Your Man to Pee INSIDE the Toilet(71)
21. Conduct "Unbecoming"(71)
22. Why My Bush is Better Than Our President(69)
23. Gender Roles in the 21st Century(69)
24. 5 Good Reasons Never to Accept a Diamond(69)
25. Spelling not so important?(66)
26. Ten Ways to Know if Your Man is Straight or Gay(65)
27. Splitting the Difference: Intelligent Design(65)
28. Night Sex or Morning Sex?(64)
29. Sexy vs. Sleazy: Christine's Advice to Young Girls(60)
30. Bucking Starfucks(57)
31. Bye to the Boys: Same-Sex Classrooms in Public Schools(55)
32. Who the Hell are You Anyway???(54)
33. Just When You Think You've Met the Biggest Asshole Ever...(54)
34. Screwing Up the Screw (AKA The Sex Toy Fiasco)(53)
35. Stress Free Child Rearing(48)
36. A Big Disappointment...(47)
37. More Illegal Immigration B.S.-- How Much Do You Know About AB-540?(47)
38. 10 Things Every Man Needs to Know About His Woman(46)
39. Ahhh liberalism at it's best.(46)
40. 10 Thoughts of Advice To Young Men(46)
41. The Problem With Sex Offenders(46)
42. 10 Helpful tips on how to Handle an Insane Girlfriend(45)
43. A Flawed System: Child Suport(45)
44. Satan vs God - Satan is losing...(45)
45. The Media Under a Big, Black Thumb - The Christian/Newsom Murders(45)
46. Is Your Girlfriend Insecure About Her Looks? You Can Help!(44)
47. Religious Freedom or Involuntary Manslaughter?(44)
48. 10 Things I've Learned from Christopher...(44)
49. Credit Cards for Illigal Immigrants (44)
50. 10 Things Men Must Change!(43)
51. Christine's Best Threats & Heartless Jabs!(43)
52. The Best of the Best(42)
53. Christopher needs Tech Support.(42)
54. Give Us Feedback(42)
55. Thoughts on Religion(42)
56. Fuck France - Another Reason Why France Sucks(41)
57. Best Sport...Soccer? Go Back to making Nukes.(41)
58. Wisdom from the man Himself(40)
59. MIA in the Canadian Wilderness(40)
60. The Inconvenience of Saving Seals(40)
61. Answering The Knock of God(40)
62. Our Trip to Mexico!(40)
63. Christine has Confused Me Again...(39)
64. Cleavage for a Wen's Afternoon(39)
65. Classic Post Plugin(39)
66. Pictures of Christine...(38)
67. I am the Ultimate Progressive Person(38)
68. Nasty or Kinky... How to Communicate with Women(38)
69. Who's Your ("Sugar") Daddy???(38)
70. Calling All Clairvoyants...(37)
71. The Hotness?(36)
72. Barry Bonds - A Fucking Loser.(36)
73. Christmas Hunting Trip and My New Years Gift to PETA(35)
74. 10 Hints that Your Girlfriend is PMSing...(35)
75. Top Ten Girls Christine Tell's Me She Wants To Fuck(35)
76. The Super F'd Up April Fool's Joke(35)
77. 10 Grammar Mistakes that Bug the Shit Outta Me(34)
78. Stabbing's, Poisoning's and Attempted Drowning(34)
79. Yucky Spiderbots...(34)
80. Prednisolone Acetate Ophthalmic Suspension USP(34)
81. Beware!(34)
82. Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats(34)
83. A Philosophical Question...(34)
84. The Husband Store(32)
85. "It is Virtually Impossible to Commit a Crime with You Around."(32)
86. A Really Bad April Fools Joke...(32)
87. The Key to Communication in Relationships(32)
88. If You're Not Already Aggravated by Christopher...(31)
89. Korean Clock Lady(31)
90. Religion is bad for Society(31)
91. Making the Cut: Man Made Diamonds(31)
92. Guns DO Kill People(31)
93. Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters(31)
94. God's Wrath(30)
95. Unacceptable(30)
96. Killing Kittens(30)
97. Love at First Sight... Myth or Reality?(30)
98. What is Wrong with People - Part I(30)
99. It's... it's Alive...(29)