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10. Ladies, How Not To Screw Up Your Next Relationship(95)
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20. 10 Ways to Piss a Guy Off When He's Watching Football(73)
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26. Ten Ways to Know if Your Man is Straight or Gay(67)
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28. Night Sex or Morning Sex?(66)
29. Sexy vs. Sleazy: Christine's Advice to Young Girls(65)
30. Bucking Starfucks(59)
31. Bye to the Boys: Same-Sex Classrooms in Public Schools(58)
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33. Screwing Up the Screw (AKA The Sex Toy Fiasco)(56)
34. Who the Hell are You Anyway???(55)
35. Just When You Think You've Met the Biggest Asshole Ever...(54)
36. 10 Thoughts of Advice To Young Men(53)
37. Top Ten Girls Christine Tell's Me She Wants To Fuck(52)
38. How to be a Good Blow Job Recipient(50)
39. Credit Cards for Illigal Immigrants (50)
40. Saying Goodbye.(50)
41. A Flawed System: Child Suport(49)
42. A Big Disappointment...(48)
43. Stress Free Child Rearing(48)
44. More Illegal Immigration B.S.-- How Much Do You Know About AB-540?(47)
45. The Media Under a Big, Black Thumb - The Christian/Newsom Murders(47)
46. The Problem With Sex Offenders(47)
47. 10 Things Every Man Needs to Know About His Woman(46)
48. Best Sport...Soccer? Go Back to making Nukes.(46)
49. Ahhh liberalism at it's best.(46)
50. 10 Things Men Must Change!(45)
51. Satan vs God - Satan is losing...(45)
52. Is Your Girlfriend Insecure About Her Looks? You Can Help!(44)
53. Religious Freedom or Involuntary Manslaughter?(44)
54. 10 Things I've Learned from Christopher...(44)
55. Fuck France - Another Reason Why France Sucks(43)
56. Give Us Feedback(43)
57. Christine's Best Threats & Heartless Jabs!(43)
58. The Best of the Best(42)
59. Christopher needs Tech Support.(42)
60. Prednisolone Acetate Ophthalmic Suspension USP(42)
61. Thoughts on Religion(42)
62. Classic Post Plugin(41)
63. Wisdom from the man Himself(40)
64. MIA in the Canadian Wilderness(40)
65. The Inconvenience of Saving Seals(40)
66. Answering The Knock of God(40)
67. Our Trip to Mexico!(40)
68. I am the Ultimate Progressive Person(39)
69. Christine has Confused Me Again...(39)
70. Who's Your ("Sugar") Daddy???(39)
71. Cleavage for a Wen's Afternoon(39)
72. Calling All Clairvoyants...(39)
73. Pictures of Christine...(38)
74. Nasty or Kinky... How to Communicate with Women(38)
75. 10 Grammar Mistakes that Bug the Shit Outta Me(36)
76. 10 Hints that Your Girlfriend is PMSing...(36)
77. The Hotness?(36)
78. Barry Bonds - A Fucking Loser.(36)
79. Religion is bad for Society(36)
80. The Devil's Advantage...(36)
81. Christmas Hunting Trip and My New Years Gift to PETA(35)
82. The Super F'd Up April Fool's Joke(35)
83. Stabbing's, Poisoning's and Attempted Drowning(34)
84. Yucky Spiderbots...(34)
85. Beware!(34)
86. Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats(34)
87. A Philosophical Question...(34)
88. The Husband Store(32)
89. If You're Not Already Aggravated by Christopher...(32)
90. "It is Virtually Impossible to Commit a Crime with You Around."(32)
91. A Really Bad April Fools Joke...(32)
92. Making the Cut: Man Made Diamonds(32)
93. Guns DO Kill People(32)
94. The Key to Communication in Relationships(32)
95. Korean Clock Lady(31)
96. Media Whore Women & Vote Hungry DA's.(31)
97. Porno Clips(31)
98. Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters(31)
99. Another BCS Mess.(31)