Battle of the Sexes : Chris vs Chris | Man vs Woman : Him vs Her

Originally posted on April 3rd, 2005

I’m really sick of these carb counting pussies. All I hear out of everybody who is a fat ass or overweight is oh I can’t eat this and I can’t eat that. As Dr. Denis Leary once said “Shut the fuck up”. You need carbs, if you don’t eat carbs your liver will rot and your brain cells will most likely dry up and die. So you will be nice and thin but you will start turning yellow and be as stupid as a rock. Why don’t you fat fucks just try eating a little less instead of trying to subtract fiber grams from the fat grams and the carb grams to determine what the carb ratio is in your food. Seriously doesn’t anybody else realize how fucking asnine that is? How about we all stop looking to some fat fucking dead [...]

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Increasing Womens Effeciency

Posted on April 4th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

This is mostly targeted toward the workplace and how when there isn’t a man available for the job to get a woman to work at maximum efficiency.

Pick young married women. They usually have more sense of responsibility than their unmarried friends, they’re less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.
Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals

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Broken Theories

Posted on March 29th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

I thought I would do my part to argue PJ’s point of view for once.

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How I kept Christine Around 4 So Long

Posted on March 27th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

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What is Wrong with People - Part I

Posted on March 25th, 2008 by Christopher.
Categories: Religion.

What is wrong with people who don’t believe in evolution?

The percent of Americans who reject evolution is close to 50 percent. About 35 percent believe the Bible should be taken literally, and if you are a Biblical literalist, evolution is not compatible with that view. For the rest-mainstream, nonliteralist Christians-it is mostly a matter of human exceptionalism: the idea that humans are different and unique from all other organisms. Par of that is the “ick factor” - “I’m not monkey!” If people understood more about animals, they’d appreciate that it’s hard to find lines that demarcate us from them.

At a Democratic presidential debate this year, three candidates raise their hands when asked who …

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