Parenting With Pictures

Posted on December 17th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Crazy Pictures.

Well hot on the heals of my how to parent post.. I figured it was time to show that there are actually some real moron parents out there.

My Bitch Mom

More Biking

Package Child

Smoking Child

Jackhammer Smoking

9 comments.

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AJ the Zen Master asserted

Hey guys ) I’m back.. Sorta
I think the shopping cart and the newspaper clipping take the cake. They are the worst..

December 17th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent penned this

Well, the mom on the scooter is a moron too, AJ!

December 18th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro said this

I would probably consider stuffing my kid into my shopping cart… whatever they are young and flexible.

December 18th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro penned this

Oh… Welcome Back AJ… !! (y)

December 18th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent mentioned

Welcome back, AJ!!! (?)

Christopher, you *really* should have reverse the last 2 pictures. I note the story about Meliisa Williamson was from Sept. 2004. I would wager the previous picture was her child in, oh, maybe late 2005 or early 2006 )

Is it possible that, what appears to be, the cigarette in her hand is really something on the street behind her? I know my mom smoked when I was born, but that was back before the surgeon general warnings and all that… who would pose with a cigarette while complaining about noise?? I mean, it’s not like she’s mainlining heroin while she’s pregnant, but still — how effing stupid can you make yourself look, Melissa??

December 19th, 2007

Trouble the Pirate added

Psshh, my mom counted drug-money without rubber gloves every day at the bank where she worked, whilst pregnant with me… and I turned out just fine. [*citation needed]

December 20th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent uttered

^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^

This entry has been disputed….

December 21st, 2007

Christine the Lioness got all philosophical

LOL! AJ… welcome back! We missed you!

I’d like to go back and quote one of Christopher’s statements that parents ALWAYS have their children’s best interest at heart. Right…

I love how the Asian chick on the motor bike takes precaution in making sure she doesn’t inhale exhaust while she’s riding one of the most dangerous forms of transportation that exists while her baby is precariously strapped to a wicker fucking chair. Are wicker chairs now approved as child safety seats by the highway partrol?

Things have certainly changed. When I was little, we played on 6′ high jungle gyms built over cracking concrete and gravel and sat in the bed of pick up trucks as we bounced down the highway. I’m glad people are a little more keen on safety now, but the idea of allowing a kid to wear profanity on their shirts at school… still seems inappropriate. Call me old-fashioned. -)

December 22nd, 2007

AJ the Zen Master up'n wrote this

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Well you wont believe some of the things I see on Indian roads. Imagine this

Father, mother, son, daughter, second son, third son, 2nd daughter - all on a bike.

4 people on a bicycle

And so on.. The lady with the kid in the wicker chair would be acceptable here as well (

December 22nd, 2007

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