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John1040 the Soldier (59) Christine the Lioness uttered
While Christopher would like you to think that the girls he meets in strip clubs actually do call him or give him their real numbers, the truth is… the only women he talks to on the phone is his mother, me, and the female 411 operator who he calls when he gets lost and needs an address. And yes, despite the fact he sometimes blames it on my cell phone… his phone certainly lives up to her reputation of being a trick whore. I had no idea he got her in the ‘hood… I figured he was more of the mail-order bride type who would have ordered directly from Cingular (Christopher doesn’t like to be inconvenienced with tasks like driving and shopping).
While posts that liken the relationship with a cell phone to one like a boyfriend/girlfriend seem to be coming increasingly popular… kudos to Christopher for actually putting a spin on this and not plageurizing quite so blantantly as others have. In addition, the double entendres he used in this post were much funnier and more clever than some of the others I’ve seen. So unlike the other day when Christopher thought he was complimenting me by calling me “such a sexy little slut,” I will take this post as as an actual compliment. 
nosebleed the Virgin said this
plagiarism, dammit
Sincerely,
Spelling whore
Rob the Soldier mentioned
Hey Speling hore, I use to fuk gys lik yu in prisun.
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Was that in Sna Quitnen or Laompc? LLO!
nosebleed the Virgin pontificated
All of these spelling errors are getting me hot.
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
I’m not so sure it’s the spelling errors… it might be the thought of you and Rob alone in a dark cell, with no way out that’s getting you hot…
Christopher the Pyro chimed in with
Hilarious.. the post turned into a post about how to spell plagiarism…
Christine the Lioness said this
No, honey. It’s about gay prison sex. There’s no way it could have turned into something as trite as someone bitching about spelling errors. That would be missing the point completely…
Rob the Soldier hunt n' pecked this
Poynt. Mising poynt funy!
tiffani the Virgin added
There is no such place as Crenshaw and Compton. If there was, why would it be hazardous to white folks? I hope that second paragraph was a huge joke!!!
Christine the Lioness thought this
Tiffani… girl… come on now… in case you haven’t figured it out, the whole thing was a huge joke… not just the second paragraph.
Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this
Tiffani,
Why are you calling me on my bullshit?
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
Let me give you some advice on how to deal with men… they actually believe their own b.s. and get really defensive when you call them on it… it’s better just to let them believe whatever they want. We already know how misinformed they are… what do we care what delusions are floating around in their heads at any given time? As long as they continue to buy us stuff and make us climax on a regular basis, they can believe they’re the king of England for all I care…
ticklebug the Groupie asserted
Getting an idea from one blog and writing about it in your own blog…. how is that plagiarism? Or were they copying word for word ? Or not attributing credit?
Please clarify.
It seems Christine started a trend on the web and now people are writing about their relationship with there cell phone all over that place, at first she was offended…
Christopher the Pyro said this
It was mostly copying word for word. Not a commentary.
Skinmeister the Virgin stated
It’s annoying when people do that, isn’t it?
Christine the Lioness thought this
Not nearly as annoying as it must be to be completely void of imagination and creativity on your own…
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…
ticklebug the Groupie commented
So, this person wasn’t even using blockquotes or anything. I just can’t imagine someone stooping THAT low.
I once in a while type up a post making a reference to another’s post. If I quote them, I will use the blockquote format and then underneath that, I will give them a “hat tip” with the link where I got the info from.
And then I will TICKLEBUG the hell out of it! lol
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
Hey, Ticklebug…
Christopher is correct (for once). This person blogged about breaking up with his cell phone, never once mentioning our site or my post, or anything. I happened to find out about it because he’d commented on a completely different post on our site with a comment that said something to the affect of… “This is the first time I’m visiting your site, but I’ll definitely be back again…” When I checked out his blog just to see what it was like, I saw his post about breaking up with his cell phone… except his twist was that you think he’s talking about a girl until the last line where he reveals he’s talking about a cell phone, but the rest of the stuff was paraphrased from my post. I thought it was pretty pathetic myself… We love when people quote us or link to us in their blogs (even if they want to ream us for whatever our opinions are). We just think people who flat out copy off another blog just so they can pretend they’re the clever ones who thought up the concept on their own blogs… are lame. 
ticklebug the Groupie quibbed this
I guess when he said, “I’m coming back”, he was really coming back to copy and paste.
Christine the Lioness scribbled
LOL!
Alex the Groupie chimed in with
Ahem:
There - suggests a location
Their - signifies ownership
They’re - contraction for “they are”
I hope that was helpful!
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
Alex… that was very clear and concise and accurate… however, you aren’t explaining anything I haven’t explained before. It’s like throwing a rubber ball at a brick wall… the wall just refuses to catch it.
Christopher the Pyro asserted
Just pointing that out shows that you have a anal compulsive personality. This is the blogsphere, grammer and spelling is irreliavent, otherwise I could put a spell checker in.
Alex the Groupie mentioned
So, your philosophy is: the place we inhabit sucks, so we might as well suck, too? Let’s follow this thought to its logical conclusion. Say we were travelling through NAZI Germany in the middle of the 20th Century, and we noticed a bunch of German soldiers killing Jews. And it wasn’t just a few - it seemed like every idiot in jackboots was busy loading the ovens. Jew murdering was taking place everywhere!
By your reasoning, I would be anally retentive if I said, “Wait a minute, here, folks! Killing Jews is not proper!” Moreover, I shouldn’t feel bad if I decided to kill one myself, since that’s the way things are, huh?
I guess I subscribe to a different philosophy: the world is what we make of it. I choose to make it a literate place. =)
Christopher the Pyro penned this
Literate is a very relative term, and continualy changing… and no I don’t think the world sucks, but I do think pointing out grammer mistakes in the blogsphere is a bit uncalled for.
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
Alex, in case you haven’t figured him out yet… Christopher doesn’t like to be criticized, or told he’s wrong even when he is… now you know what I spent a year going through… if you point out that he can’t spell, you’re anal. If you tell him he’s wrong or ask him why he would do something insane, you’re a nagging bitch. However, if you make any mistake ever… he’ll be the first one to let you know. Although I have to say… I don’t think the word “literate” is continually changing… but I also have to say… is it really that big of a deal if he misspells stuff? It’s when he uses the completely wrong words all together and I have to re-read the sentences several times that I start to get annoyed…
Alex the Groupie quibbed this
You’re right: it’s not that big a deal. The first comment I made was just a friendly and (hopefully) helpful reminder. The second comment was a humorous exercise in logic.
Now, I realize the rest of the world is intellectually inferior to me (not to mention nowhere near as handsome… or modest), and I am fully prepared to deal with that. I would just appreciate it if people could learn to correctly use the majority of words in their native language. =)
Peace guys,
-A
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