Proof of Christopher’s Duplicity

Posted on June 11th, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.

I’ve suspected for a long time that Christopher lies like a politician. Now I have proof. In his sudden excitement over the impending World Cup– and the notion that the U.S. could be a part of it– he recently put up a post titled Beware! (in an effort to warn the world that they are about to get their asses kicked by our soccer team). But he must have forgotten about this post that he wrote five months ago… Best Sport Soccer? Go Back to Making Nukes

As you’ll see if you read his older post, Christopher contends that soccer is boring to people who live in countries that have options. His words, not mine… so considering that Christopher had the “option” of coming to dinner with my family on Monday night… or watching some boring game of soccer that only appeals to people who live in war-torn countries that export mail order brides (???) and have no options... again, his words, not mine… I’m SURE he’ll be thrilled that the invitation to dinner will save him from watching the U.S. play in the world cup.

Right, Christopher? -) -) -)

15 comments.

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aJ the Zen Master chimed in with

What was boring once might not be boring now.. Come on, people change.. I mean you should not be saying that.. Did Christopher not forgive your previous stabbing tendencies ) P

June 11th, 2006

Haas the Addict thought this

Hey babe, the World Cup fever is on and guess who caught it )

June 11th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this

Boring to people (the uninformed.. not myself.. I’ve always loved soccer Christine has just chosen to either zone me out when I’m talking about soccer or pretended like I’m not a soccer holigan!) While I don’t hold it as close to my heart as say.. Penn State Football.. it’s pretty high up there on the pecking order.. (much higher then the NBA Finals or the NHL Finals.. (I mean those happen every year). I love WC soccer.. serously the only way I can stand the wait between WC’s is to pretend like soccer sucks.. I don’t think the US will win the WC either but as long as we finish higher then Mexico I’m all good. I really can’t believe that Christine has the nerve to invite me to a dinner and have one of her movies premiring on the same night US WC games are on.. she is seriously high fucking matience.. and this is UNACCEPTABLE behaivor!!

June 12th, 2006

Christine the Lioness added

The only way you can stand to wait between world cups is to pretend soccer sucks??? OMG… now you’re really reaching. 8-|

June 12th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro quibbed this

it sucked today! ( (

June 12th, 2006

Christine the Lioness asserted

Oh babe… it’s not that bad… it’s not horrible, like say… the starting qback for the Steelers getting into a motorcycle accident or something… now *that* would be really bad!

June 12th, 2006

Haas the Addict spake, and sayeth

Hey Christine dont you put salt into the wounds [-(
Dont worry Chris they will do well in thier next match

June 13th, 2006

Keith the Director uttered

I’m a soccer nut, and actually have fox soccer channel in my favorites on digital cable. I know for a fact chrostine that as much as you love to embarass chris and try to hem him up. He played soccer in H.S. which means he is a fan. Players love soccer which is why eric doesn’t like it cause he is a football fanatic and played football ) d gotcha bra. But hey I’m right. People who don’t like a sport for the most part don’t understand it or never played it. Thats why so many people in this country don’t like Hockey and Soccer. However not to complicated to understand, they don’t understand the effort that goes into trying to score and win. You would think with that big a net to shoot at the score would be higher, but its very hard to get a solid scoring attempt. The same goes for hockey and lacrosse as well. My suggestion to anyone who wants to hate on hockey soccer, and lacrosse…

1. Hockey Go get pads and skates strap ‘em on and see how hard it actually is to maintain good balance at high speed and shoot a puck with precision and speed without falling if you can the come talk to me.

2. Soccer I’ll wager money that most people would miss the net from the 18 yard line while trying to kick the ball in the goal on the fly or trying to pick the corners. Try it its harder than it looks.

3. Lacrosse let’s just say its a skill in it’s on rite just running with the ball without losing it. Go buy a used pair of sticks and a ball and just try playing catch. Let me know how long it takes you to even be able to throw it with semi-accuracy and catch it. Oh yes it’s twice as hard as you think it is.

I can do all 3 and I’m not blowing sunshine up my ass either. It didn’t come over night and with lacrosse it took me about an hour to get the throw and catching down to even be able to play a pick-up game with the PSU players.

So the next time someone actually wants to chime in with game bashing about skills needed to play. Try them first before you say it’s easy and doesn’t take as much skill as something else. Have a great day… d

June 13th, 2006

Christine the Lioness quibbed this

I don’t think anyone mentioned that you don’t have to have skills to play a sport, Keith. But even without having played it first hand, people aren’t idiots and can understand a sport and have opinions about it. I respect every player for their skills and working hard to get where they are in their respective leagues (even women in the WNBA unlike yourself), but that doesn’t mean that the sport should be popular. Some sports simply aren’t as interesting from the sidelines as others. I mean, digging a 10-foot hole with a table spoon is probably hard, but that doesn’t mean I want to watch it for two hours.

I mean really… that’s like me telling you that you don’t know a good movie from a bad one because you’ve never actually written a movie yourself. That’s just asanine, Keith.

June 13th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro asserted

I think we would all be better off if women just didn’t give their opinions on important subjects such as sports. Keith seriously tho I think your probably not really interperating what Christine actually said and putting words in her mouth.

June 13th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro chimed in with

Redemption will come Saturday! ) ) >-

June 13th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil asserted

listen bro, if they start allowing head butts to be legal in soccer i will become the sports biggest advocate:-?

July 11th, 2006

Christine the Lioness got all philosophical

They do already… it just depends on which team the ref wants to win.

July 12th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil up'n wrote this

good point sweetheart:-?

July 12th, 2006

Christine the Lioness remarked

I hope tha t someday, when I have a son… he’ll headbutt anyone who calls me a whore… that’s what being a loyal kid is all about. -)

July 13th, 2006

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