Rather then continue to post irritating posts about my SQL questions.. I figured I would make a one stop place for everybody to post their requests for the site, or something they need done. You can also always contact us through the contact us form. Post any bugs you find or things you hate here and I’ll get to them as fast as possible.
Thanks-Christopher
the 10 cent’ers links to a 404. The list in the url bar is :
http://www.chrisvschris.com/our-readers-sites-1/
I get the same 404 error on my end to bro!
Fixed That Error Up.. I know it’s a crappy fix but until get a nice Blog Roll with some descriptions rolling… it’s just going to have to do.
I would love to get some feedback from you guys ho ways we could improve the site. I am desperatly trying to think of a good way to work the Related Articles, Tags and Bookmark and Share into the post pages. Thanks for all the good feedback.
This page took 151 queries. 8.623 seconds of computer time to create. Only Netscape browsers were harmed in the creation of this page.
This be from the dog’s video page.. Page churning times seems to have shot up again!
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/505/cvc4ee.jpg
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3582/cvcmail6gm.jpg
Chris, I don’t know if this is inteneded but recently my CvC cookie got deleted so I had to enter the info again. But as shown, in the two images, the email field does not appear above the comment box but infact appears on the top right in the header area!
If it is intended, then false alarm (although imo not a good design :P)and if unintended,you might want to fix it soon!
Hey AJ,
Can you see why the site isn’t loading in IE now? I can’t seem to figure it out.
Okay.. did a little investigation. The page is sent out by the server properly but IE is somehow breaking on it and hence not rendering it!
Did you by chance install some new plugin? I notice the huge bunch of tags being displayed just below the post! Could that have somethign to do with it? Try turning it off and see if it fixes the problem!
Also, if possible, try and remove the urchin file link in the footer of the site! Maybe that is causing a timeout due to which IE does not render the page!
Will take a more detailed look in a bit and let you know if I find something else!
Hmm.. Seems it was the tags which was b0rking the site on IE. As you will notice, it now works cos I’m posting this through IE.
Btw, the mail address field is still messed up as I showed in #5. It still appears in the header area!
I have no idea what you guys are talking about… but I’m glad it’s fixed!
Text Link Ads script error: local_5539.xml is not writable. Please set write permissions on local_5539.xml.
Dude.. This is breaking the site! The Front page won’t load
Check it out ASAP
thanks
Spam attack? Try using Akismet or Spamkarma 2 along with Bad behaviour plugins..
If you want, I can give you the links to those Plugins
aj.. what are u talking about..?
We are using Akismet..
Well check these:
http://www.chrisvschris.com/ex-girlfriends-and-friends/#comment-6624
http://www.chrisvschris.com/top-ten-girls-christine-tells-me-she-wants-to-fuck/#comment-6644
And a few other’s which you would probably know about.. A lot of comment spam _is_ slipping through
And some more:
http://www.chrisvschris.com/the-fight-the-explanation-flurries/#comment-6669
http://www.chrisvschris.com/steelers-21-colts-18/#comment-6691
I could keep giving you links of almost all the comment spam you have received in the past few days! I think either Akismet is deactivated or it’s malfunctioning!
Akismet actually caught about 1000 of them
hehe..
aJ,
We are not protected by.. Akismet, Bad Behavior & Spam Karma.. if spam get’s thru now.. it has fucking earned a spot on the blog.
Hehe! Good.. Now you have the ultimate defence, although commenting _will_ be slower now
Don’t beat me, i just love to play the devil’s advocate!
Yo Chris, you might be interested in looking at this screenshot
SFW but not for your mind
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7107/cvcamazingdatemd5.jpg
Methinks you should get the prize for the longest time running blog
yo chris;););)
huh :-”
dont understand what to say ~X(
Thanks.. Manzoor.. I think it’s good to have fans.. unless your a stalker.
Three posts a minute apart? Either Keith changed his name to Manzoor… or Manzoor’s a stalker.
let’s just hope that manzoo is a chick?:-? i can imagine that chris would not enjoy a gay stalker
Christine’s just jealous that nobody is stalking her.
I do have a stalker… he forced me to start this website with him.
:d I just wanted you both to know how much i enjoy reading this shit…..it is hillarious, plus it enables me to get over some other shit so BONUS at least we all lead f*cked and morally incorrect lives. I actually found your site cause I was cheated on so I google “how to f*ck over your lying cheating spouse” and there you were!
Welcome, Kristina! Love having new readers!!! Sorry you got cheated on, but you’re better off without that loser anyway…
Glad we made you smile.
Kristina,
You might have been lacking in a few important areas.. that keep men from cheating… I would work on your BJ skills and start hitting the gym 7x a week both of those activities tend to curb cheating behavior… at least until you whine to much..
Hi there:
On your 99 most popular posts, there is no link for #1 – #49, although there is for #50 and thereafter. I want to read those posts (being new to your blog and thoroughly enjoying it).
Thanks!
Caroline
Caroline,
Thanks I’m trying to figure out what the bug is because the links work on my computer but it might have to do with you being from Canada or more likely IE 6.0 but I’m going to check it out and let you know soon.
Fiiiiixed…
See I promised I would start the new year off with a bang.. and the first thing I did for all the loyal readers was fix the remember feature on comments. So now everybody won’t have to keep typing their info over and over and over and over again!
Hi, me again. Christine I may have come off differently than I wanted to in my last comment, I was pretty pissed. I am all over men helping to support their own biological children, just not to the point of dehumanizing them. The three children I spoke of, their biological father does pay the same amount to support the two of them that my partner pays to support his, but the third is our “bridge child” the baby who made our broken family whole again. I am a working proffessional who brings home a very decent wage, but when you live by a budget and then all of a sudden over half of that budget is taken away without any warning – it leaves a person reeling. If the government makes it impossible for someone to work because they won’t renew a drivers liscence and we live in a rural community with no other means of transportation other than our own vehicle, how does that help anyone? I want to reiterate that I do support men paying to support their children – they need to let go of the fact that the check is made payable to a woman they no longer love or want anything to do with and realize that they are making it possible for their children to live a better life. But, as in our case, there are women out there who totally take advantage of the child support system, the government and anyone else who will believe their victim story. That is what infuriates me. My partners ex lives on welfare, works a full time job and is even suspected of collecting gov’t money under a different address but if we say anything, his children will suffer so we don’t.
Anything I say after Shelley’s long, involved and complicated post is certain only to make me appear shallow, so I will just sit here mutely and enjoy the show.
(I have to ask, though: What the hell is the smiley between the lips and the envelope?! A Blackberry? A wallet? A dirty band-aid?!)
I really do enjoy your site.
I would guess a VHS tape…. or film… maybe even an ipod… user your imagination.. Christine thought it was a vibrator..
Actually… I thought it was a band-aid…
Feature request: Can I get the rss feed for the comments… Its hard to navigate to pages to find replies to my comments…
Haas, there is already a feed for the comments.
It’s located at http://chrisvschris.com/comments/feed/
Thanks AJ. I’ll try and make an Icon for it.. or maybe even drop it onto the front page for Haas
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