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John1040 the Soldier (59) Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
Did Christopher just ask me to agree that he’s the “King of Compromise?” No… he didn’t really do that, did he? This is coming from the guy who, when we order a plate of chili-cheese fries to share, he quickly takes all the fries that actually have cheese on them and puts them on his own plate so he can take his time eating them later without worrying that I might take a few of them???
I realize this is probably an example of boys giving each other shit. But my feeling on this is… hey. Even if the concert ends up being lamer than the football game, it’s nice that his friend has someone he likes doing stuff with. I’m sure — SURE– that his girlfriend has done shit she didn’t feel like doing just because he really wanted her to.
When he told me about this. This is how the conversation went.
Christopher: He’s going to a concert instead of watching the game.
Me; So?
Christopher; At the Cambria County Fair.
Me: Okay…
Christopher: Christine. That would be like me missing the Penn State game so I could go tampon-shopping with you.
Me: ??? No, it’s not.
Christopher: Okay, well maybe not quite the same… it’d be like me asking you to write web copy for some boring ass company instead of going to the USC game.
Me: Chris, no it’s not like that either.
Christopher: Whatever. It’s lame. He loses his man card.
Me: It might actually be fun. Maybe they’re going to drink a few beers, eat junk food, hang out, play some games, go to the concert…
Christopher: Maybe, but he’s missing the game for it.
All I have to say is maybe it’s okay to relinquish the man card for the “not completely selfish” card… 
Christopher the Pyro pontificated
Obviously I’m not doing a good job with Christine’s obedience training..
ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled
Me thinks Christine is due for a spanking tonight!
eric the Lil' Devil commented
ok, ok i bought that… 
no excuses but i did get text updates of the beating the gay ass irish took 
then i caught most of the steelers game on a 60 inch tv sunday!
eric the Lil' Devil added
not to mention a marathon in the bedroom … priorities brother, if nd was any good it may have warranted revokation 
Raven the Groupie hunt n' pecked this
…I LIKE the band Emerson Drive….
-shrug-
Christopher the Pyro chimed in with
Don’t worry I’m just dishing out a little shit today.. it was just too wide open of an attack… and hey I have nothing wrong with someone liking Emerson Drive… but I do have a problem with liking them over Penn State Football.. priorities people.
Jen the Groupie spake, and sayeth
He owed me for the vomiting issue the night before!
Christopher the Pyro remarked
Well I understand Eric and vomiting.. he still owes me for a few episodes..
Christine the Lioness thought this
Eric, we can get you help for your anoerexia.
Christopher the Pyro uttered
Ya dude… we’ve got this place out here.. Texas Lucy’s … bitchin.. girls in chaps serving potato skins… doesn’t get much better.. (haven’t been there in awhile but I would make the exception to try and help you with your sickness)
Christine the Lioness mentioned
LOL… the place he’s talking about is Texas Loosey’s… and it was a bunch of nasty girls with C-section scars and cellulite in hotpants, bras, and chaps serving food that had a western theme. The last time we went, the salad I ordered was disgusting and the mensa of a waitress we had forgot my drink so I finally walked up to the bar myself and asked th bartender if I could just have it before all the ice melted. I recently saw an ad for the place where they advertised “Come check out our new family-friendly uniforms!” ROFL!
I don’t think that’s the place you wanna go.
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