Role Playing ROCKS

Posted on May 23rd, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Sex and Relationships, Top Tens.

Okay… so thanks to a rather obscure comment one of our readers (Amy) made on Christopher’s ultra-controversial post about diamonds, I have been inspired to write a post about role playing. I’m not talking about the weird furries shit. I’m talking about fun little games that can make memories for a lifetime. -)

Here is a list of my favorite roles just to spark your own creativity…

1. Daddy/Naughty Little Girl
My personal fave. Not the most innovative, but a classic none the less. -)

2. Border Patrol Agent/Sexy Illegal Immigrant
Anyone can fake Spanish by throwing in a few “senors” here and there. Por favor, no deport me, senor… I do anything to stay in America -)

3. Heisman Trophy Winner/Cheerleader
I can’t believe how far you can throw a football…

4. Navy SEAL/POW
To the winner goes the spoils of war… or something like that. -)

5. Doctor/Patient
Does this hurt? How about here? Hrmmm… does it hurt if I do this…?

6. Roman Emporer/Slave girl
Shackels aren’t necessary, but they’re a nice touch. -)

7. Pilot/Flight Attendant
Please make sure your seat is in the fully upright and locked position.

8. Movie Producer/Desperate Actress
It’s soooooo hard to make it in Hollywood. -)

9. Motorist/Hitchhiker
This one is really fun if you actually act it out by starting with one of you pulling over as the other person is walking on the road.

10. Bar Hook up
This is also fun… go to a bar and pretend you don’t know each other and act out that you’re meeting for the first time. This is hilarious especially if other guys come over and try to talk to you or buy you drinks while he watches. When your boyfriend comes over and buys you a drink, both of you introduce yourselves as someone different and make up everything– your name, job, where you’re from, etc. It’s a lot of fun to see what the other person comes up with and it’s like being on a first date with someone you already know, but not really.

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Amy the Groupie asserted

those are great christine!!! =d>

May 23rd, 2006

Keith the Director mentioned

Christine for starters I want to know who the sexy woman isinthe outfits ) Followed by yes those are pretty good descriptions, and by the read it seems like you have persoanl experience. especially with 1, 3, 9 and 10! )

May 23rd, 2006

Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

I don’t know who the girl is, but apparently she is the only model that http://www.spicylingerie.com could afford to hire… so feel free to visit her there. -)

Now personal experience…? Well… that would be… *personal,* wouldn’t it??? -)

May 23rd, 2006

Keith the Director chimed in with

I’ll be sure to inquire within the site to try and obtain desired info thanx )

yes it would be personal…..but if you were willing to share I’m sure other would to. I would. It’s your post you start it off! )

May 23rd, 2006

Christine the Lioness uttered

This is starting to feel a little like a game of Truth or Dare… -)

May 23rd, 2006

Keith the Director stated

It can go there if you like ) I’ve seen posts so in crazy direction before hehe

May 23rd, 2006

Christopher the Pyro asserted

“Christopher?s ultra-controversial post about diamonds” to have controversy someone besides you needed to actually disagree with me Christine.

Interesting list Christine but you forgot the one we have spent so much time trying to practice. *Christopher and Mentally Stable Christine* She tries really hard but just can’t seem to get the hang of how not to be a lunitic.

May 24th, 2006

Keith the Director quibbed this

hah I thought that was going somewhere for a second. howveer that sounds liek a lot of fun chris let me knowhow it turns out in the end if you two get it right. )

May 24th, 2006

Christine the Lioness mentioned

Don’t let him fool you… he would get very bored if we played Mentally Stable Christine too much… as a matter of fact, he specifically does things to push me to the brink of sanity just to see if I’m emotionally strong enough to recover.

But hey… if he ever really pushes me to my breaking point, I’m sure I can find someone who doesn’t mind playing one of the other aforementioned games. -)

May 24th, 2006

Trouble the Pirate quibbed this

I notice, Christine, that all of the examples you cite, have you… Er… The woman in the submissive role and the man as the dominant/ aggressor… Is it a ‘Fraudian’ thing, are you just succumbing to a societal stereotype, or do you really prefer acting the submissive part?

What about:

Cleopatra/ slave-boy
?Head? nurse/ patient
Guidance counselor/ frat-boy
DMV clerk/ frustrated motorist
Hillary Clinton/ young intern
Butch dyke/ Cross-dressing pansy

Okay, that was a stretch, I?m dry; role playing games have to mimic real life situations to a large extent, so I there are far more instances where the man is in the apparent controlling role. This doesn?t mean that the woman has no control; it is just effected with passive/ aggressive manipulation? As in real life?
;)

May 24th, 2006

Christine the Lioness stated

You’re very astute, Trouble… -) I was referring to your first comment in 10.

Actually, for me personally… I have to be in the submissive role (plus, since Christopher is so submissive in real life 8-| , it’s important that I allow him to think that he can be in control when we’re in bed)… -) He needs that to boost his self esteem…

LOL!

Seriously though… none of your suggestions (although kudos to you for the creativity) would get me too excited. I’m perfectly happy letting the boy take the reigns (er, or should I say handcuffs) when it comes to sex… and I am of the opinion (although it may not be a popular one among feminists) that women are inherently more inclined to be submissive sexually. Boys are (at least the ones I sleep with) bigger, heavier, stronger, more aggressive than me… it would be unnatural for someone like that to be pysically submissive to someone smaller, lighter, weaker, and less aggressive. It’s just not conducive to how were were built. So while I understand that some chicks like that illusion of being in control with their guy… that just ain’t me. But to each her own… ;-0

Now… the whole passive/aggressive manipulation thing… I’m just not going to comment on that, darlin’. -)

May 24th, 2006

Eric the Lil' Devil asserted

hey christine, let me get the variety pack baby! i’d like to sign up for it now;)

May 24th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro chimed in with

dude
u are retarded..
log your ass out and reenter yoru name right.

May 24th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil added

d

May 24th, 2006

Keith the Director chimed in with

I too my be inclined to offer for the variety pack Christine, but 2 things trouble forgot was the;

1. Sexy school teacher/ Student
2. Bored underappreciated housewife/Pool boy

But I do see where you are right in your description of why men are usuallyin the dominant position )

Also eric…wants you settle for the lower case your stuck brother hahaha[-( should have been more careful on the rip )

May 24th, 2006

aJ the Zen Master quibbed this

Hey! I thought it would be Christine who would be in those outfits!
Oh c’mon Chris, you don’t need any spicy lingerie model.. You could do them yourself )

May 25th, 2006

Trouble the Pirate quibbed this

Doh!!! So right Keith… How could I be so careless…#-o

And Christine, you’re saying you never felt the urge to deck-out in full leather and have a guy lick your boots?

May 25th, 2006

Keith the Director remarked

Actually Aj is right! I thnk Chris needs to take out his nice new digital camera, go to the costume shop help Christine try on said outfits and snap some shots. You can take them right there in the store so you don’t even have to rent the ones you don’t want to use ) I look fwd to seeing these pics up on Monday ppl I give you the weekend to get the job done )

Well I guess I’ll let you slide trouble after all you did include very good ones in your comment… nice question also. I’m sure she has already done that though….right christine? )

May 25th, 2006

Christine the Lioness added

Sorry to disappoint, boys… but no… no boot licking in my past or future. I’ve had Christopher suck on my toes, but that was entirely his own idea. -) My one attempt to dominate Christopher ended up with me unable to suppress a laugh as I tried to order him around and him flipping me over, pulling my hair, and whispering, “Oh yeah? Who’s in charge now, woman?” Ahhh… that was fun. -)

And btw… thank you for the ultra-sweet compliment, aJ. -)

and to Troub and Keith… unfortunately, I don’t think the costume stores are open over Memorial Day. Sorry. >-)

May 25th, 2006

aJ the Zen Master up'n wrote this

Not a problem Christine.. I have lots of patience.. I can wait )

May 25th, 2006

Keith the Director pontificated

Hey it’s cool Christine I guess you will have to do it next weekend ) I’m pretty patient when I know I’m getting what i want. Actually one better you can do it for my birthday which is a few shorts weeks away. d

May 26th, 2006

Rob the Soldier stated

My personal favorite is “Isolated half-crazed Cinese peasant farmer/ Captured toothless spider monkey.”

May 30th, 2006

Christine the Lioness uttered

Aside from the rabies factor… that could be super hot… -)

May 30th, 2006

Keith the Director up'n wrote this

Wow Rob…. o I mean WOW! i can’t really follow your comment up with anything that really resembles how much that one speaks to me! )

May 30th, 2006

Christine the Lioness asserted

You know… now that you mention it, Keith… I guess I did always picture you as a half-crazed Chinese peasant… in a hockey uniform and ice skates… or sometimes playing golf and teeing off three or four times in a row… hrmmm… -)

May 30th, 2006

Keith the Director quibbed this

It only takes one tee shot for me to put the ball where i need it ) well most of the time anyway ) I hit the occasional stray! o But thanx though i kinda enjoyed picturing a chinese person in a hockey outfit haha

May 31st, 2006

Christine the Lioness said this

I was alluding to the number of times in a row that you comment, darlin’… now that I re-read, it was a bit obscure. I’ll have to work on my digs. -) Maybe I can get a lesson from Eric? LOL!

May 31st, 2006

brad the Virgin spake, and sayeth

I like being the slave boy!

August 29th, 2007

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