Should I be a nice guy? - Yes… and No

Posted on February 28th, 2005 by Christopher.
Categories: Sex and Relationships.

Want to fuck girls that look like this? … ok then.. listen up

Tarney Halle

If you ever hear a woman say the words “He’s nice” you can pull out all the money you have on you and bet that she’s not fucking nor will she be fucking the guy she’s talking about… not now.. not ever.

This is easy so drill it into your head. Women don’t use the word “Nice” to describe men that they’re FEELING it for.
So why would you want to use the “usual nice guy routine”?
What, you want to make SURE she never feels anything other than friendship for you?
I didn’t think so.

(Hint: In case you haven’t figured it out, I think you should ix-nay the ice-nay uy-gay outine-ray.)
And I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the words “nice guy” translate into “ICE-NAY UY-GAY” in Pig Latin.

From the way I talk, you might start to get the idea that I’m against being nice to women.
Quite the contrary. I think that it’s great to be nice to women. Just do it in a way that doesn’t make them think of you as a “nice guy.” Oh, that sounds interesting?

So the question is:
How can I be nice without making her see me as a super-wussy who would pay a hundred dollars just to have one quick dig through her dresser?

I know… so listen up:
Be cocky and funny, tease her, bust her balls some with your words, but be nice to her with your behavior.

Nice and simple. So here are a few examples:
1) Tell her that she walks slower than your mom, then open all doors for her.
2) Tell her that she’s too uptight and she needs to settle down because it’s annoying, then rub her shoulders.
3) Give her a hard time about her driving, then kiss her.

ALWAYS SEND MIXED MESSAGES.
Why would you want to send mixed messages? Because it’s interesting. Because if it’s done right, it’s attractive. Because attractive women are fascinated by it when it’s mixed with a cocky/funny personality. Attractive women are looking for something different.

In summary:
Be nice… but do it on your own terms. And mix nice behavior and confident / cocky even communication. This magical combination with keep her interest for as long as you’d like to have it.

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Christine the Lioness chimed in with

Christine?s Response to Christopher:
Hmmmm? Okay. Well? Christopher is sort of right on this, but sort of wrong, too. Here?s what he?s right about? once a woman calls you a ?nice guy,? you will never be someone she wants to sleep with. Plain and simple. We don?t like ?nice guys.? They?re drab and boring. We want the boys that the other girls want. Why? Contrary to popular opinion, boys aren?t the more competetive gender. Women will cut other women?s eyes out with chopsticks if it means keeping her away from her man. We want the guys that all the girls want, but can?t have. If the girl next to me doesn?t want the nice guy, why would I want him either? The allure of an unattainable guy is that if we can be the one woman that gets him, we?ve now beat out every other woman who tried to do it before. It?s all about competition, remember?

Okay, that part?s simple. Now for the mixed messages part? sure it?s intriguing to keep guessing for a little while, but eventually the mixed messages make us insane. We like to feel secure and appreciated. And when I guy constantly makes us question where we stand, we start to feel neurotic, emotional, mistreated. But by that time, he doesn?t need to send us mixed messages at all? he?s already got us. This is the honest truth coming from a girl? sure, in the beginning, keeping a girl guessing will pique her interest and keep you out of ?nice guy? danger zone. But once you have her heart, take good care of it. Never give her a reason to wonder if she?d be better off with someone else.

April 1st, 2005

Christopher the Pyro said this

Nope.. mixed message are important continually otherwise she will get bored.. What Christine doesn’t realize is that she has always been insane and it has nothing to do with the men in her life! )

April 1st, 2005

Christine the Lioness commented

Trust me, guys… the energy you spend on trying to send “mixed messages,” is much better spent on little things that let her know you care (leaving a note on her car, sending her a gift or flowers at work, bringing Starbucks over when you know she’s up working late, sending her a card that just says you were thinking about her). Once she likes you… these little things will cinch the deal and make sure she doesn’t start looking at other guys. As you probably know by now, women tend to make very little things very big… including simple, near-effortless things that tell them you care. I’ve never met a woman who got bored from other women wishing they had a man like her’s… remember, what other women want, is what any woman will fight to hang on to.

April 1st, 2005

Paul the Virgin scribbled

man I am at a loss, I can either be a nice guy or a complete bastard but never noth at the same time (

August 13th, 2005

Christopher the Pyro thought this

Paul,

Practice makes perfect. )

August 13th, 2005

Christine the Lioness uttered

He practices on me all the time… now if I can just get him to practice giving massages, I might be able to forgive the “complete bastard” part a little easier.

August 13th, 2005

Christine 2 the Mercenary thought this

I think this is a funny post (I wanted to look at the older ones), and I see both points of view. I think I agree with Christine on the “once you have her already” part though. That shit is important. But what I thought was most funny about this post was the first sentence. “Want to fuck a girl that LOOKS like this?” Good thing us decent-looking girls don’t have that problem. Just wanted to point out that usually, it’s not that hard to fuck a girl that looks like that, or equally attractive. In fact, if that’s all your after, why bother with all the mind games and just find a slut? Just a point.

February 25th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil thought this

i’d like to thank chistine2 for bringing this observation

February 25th, 2006

Christine 2 the Mercenary said this

NP, it’s what I’m here for. :-\”

February 25th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil uttered

ok some was cut off,as i was saying, the fact is not only is a guy who wanders if he can get this chick going to strike out, if he ever does get the chance he’d better bring long bank 2 the table cause that 10 isn’t going to sit on a second hand couch an eat banquet meals while watching a rented tape!!!!!!

February 25th, 2006

Christine 2 the Mercenary got all philosophical

Not if she’s used to fucking people because she looks so damn good…very good point, but it’s a fair exchange. Sluts have priorities too. I think with sluts, less mind games, and more money seems to be the trick. Not to use the term “slut” too widely, but come on people, you know who you are. Sexually free and “slutdom” are seperated by a fine line, but there is a line. Let’s pull a little “not so PC” Jeff Foxworthy joke and make it our own: If you Paypal your abortion expenses, you might be a slut. If you steal his wallet after he passes out, you might be a slut. (although that is a good idea….hmmmm….);)

February 25th, 2006

Aivar the Groupie got all philosophical

What i have learned so far is that don’t be a pussy (girls allready have that), always agreeing and weak and don’t be a pushover. Also don’t be an asshole, she allready has that aswell.

and no i do not want to fuck girls like that p my girlfriend is far hotter.

May 3rd, 2007

Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this

Sounds like you’re on the right track, Aivar. And I like your analogy… very cute and well put. -)

May 3rd, 2007

Aivar the Groupie added

What is the difference between cute, nice, sweet and adorable?

I think i have never been called nice but i get called cute all the time by my girlfriend and sometimes adorable and sweet.

Is there some kind of secret code women have for these things or my english isn’t that good s ?

May 7th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro added

Your girlfriend is English is good enough to use 4 different adjectives for the same thing but yours isn’t?

May 7th, 2007

Aivar the Groupie stated

maybe but IMO they dont all mean exactly the same and she is half english and its her mother tongue

May 7th, 2007

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