Signals… A Waste of My Time

Posted on February 1st, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

This lane sucks. It’s so boring. I hate this lane and I’m going to get out of it.

I suppose I could use my turn signal to make those around me aware of my decision. But that would involve reaching all the way up there and grabbing that thing. And then I’d have to remember which way to move to indicate the direction that I was veering my car. And quite frankly… I’m note even certain of that yet. That’s going to be game-time decision. Then after my move I’d have to put the thingee back to where it was so that people know I’m done changing lanes. Sounds like an awful big hassle.. I think I’ll skip it and just make my move.

Well that guy wasn’t happy. I’m probably not on his Christmas list anymoer. How as I suppose to know he was exactly parallel to me in the lane I was pulling into? I could have looked but seriously where is the adventure in that? Life is a game and people, I came to play. Side-view mirrors can be reattached and those sideswipe marks can be buffed out, but ya know what u can’t purchase at Pepboys? Memories.

I’m freakin bored… again. I don’t like this lane anymore I’ll mosey back to my previoius lane. I’ll just ease her in there…

Whoa… ya ya I hear ya, buddy, your horn works just fine. Kudos on the horn. I’ll admit that was a rather abrupt move on my part and true, you didn’ thave much of a heads-up. And yes, I can clearly see that you have children in your car, so you can stop pointing at them. It’s pretty hard to miss them in those car seats, but I think that they just learned a valuable lesson, compliments of me. Be aware, because you never know when life might throw a curveball at you. Lesson over.

I think I’ll just tap my breaks a few times for no real reason. I just like the way the red reflected on the front of your car.

You are sure upset now arn’t you? I might be able to hear your screams if my stereo wasn’t so loud.. your face sure is red. I find your anger comical… at least until I’m bored again and need to call Christine on my cell, adjust my air vents and figure out why in the hell my GPS isn’t taking me the way I think it should…

Hey, looks like my exit is coming up. it’s way up ahead.. I should signal.. but we all know where that is going. I’m going to slam on my breaks just as I’m passing the ramp, overshoot it by about 15 feet, throw it in reverse… and back up to her. I love the freeways.

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