Simple Pleasures

Posted on August 3rd, 2005 by Christine.
Categories: Sports Fanatics.

15 Simple Pleasures…

1. Leaving your window open at night so the room is cold. Then getting up in the morning (with the room stil chilly), taking a shower, and sliding back under your warm covers (naked), pulling them up to your neck and falling asleep again.

2. Running to your door when you hear the ice cream truck coming just like you did when you were a kid, chasing him down, and buying a red, white & blue bomb pop (which I think has now been renamed the more politically correct “First strike capable defense missle” pop.

3. Running through one of those sprinklers that goes chug-chug-chug-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha, where the stream of water hits you so hard it could leave a bruise.

4. Watching a dog sleep until it gets those “whoop whoop” dreams and it’s little paws start to run.

5. Sitting in clover, watching the sun set on a summer night.

6. The first whiff you get when you realize someone in near proximity is having a charcoal barbeque.

7. Watching a thunderstorm.

8. The moment you wake up on Christmas morning.

9. Walking down to the farmer’s market on a foggy morning and buying a cup of freshly-brewed coffee.

10. Finding a really good sea shell on the beach, or the egg of a robin that’s already hatched.

11. Walking by someone in a crowd, and realizing you just smelled the same perfume your grandmother used to wear.

12. Smiling at a child you don’t know, and seeing them smile back.

13. Going into a gas station, buying a Ho-Ho, and eating it even though you know you shouldn’t.

14. Falling asleep with your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife’s arms around you.

15. Hot tea, a cotton bathrobe, and a good book. -)

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Christopher the Pyro asserted

Until I can complete my full list of simple pleasures… here are a couple of my fav’s.

1. A great cheeseburger.
2. Waking up to two cheerleaders giving me a blowjob.
3. Waking up on a Saturday and realizing I have to manage to do is turn on the T.V and I can watch college football games all day long.
4. Kicking Christine’s ass at Chess.. again.
5. Relaxing in the sun.
6. Relaxing on the slopes.
7. Reading a great book.
8. Smelling Freshly Cut Grass
9. Sideways pussy. (asian girls)
10. Being a grown up and being able to buy all the stupid shit (like video games and strippers) I was too poor to buy when I was a broke as kid.

August 5th, 2005

Christine the Lioness chimed in with

Truly “simple” pleasures from a true “simpleton.”

August 5th, 2005

Christopher the Pyro got all philosophical

The simpleton who beats your ass on a regular basis at every mind and physical game we have ever played.. except that one… (then again to her credit.. I won’t play scrabble)

August 5th, 2005

Christine the Lioness chimed in with

In my defense, for Christopher to want to play a game with me, it must include one or more of the following features:
1. A blitz attack on me in the dark as I come out of an adjoining room
2. Some way for him to bend my fingers back until I am on my knees, pin my wrists, or somehow maneuver my head so that it is unreasonably close to his crotch
3. A game that involves throwing something ridiculously hard
4. A game that involves a bunch of stupid wizards and imaginary trolls that have a bunch of stupid powers and there are so many rules, you need to purchase a tutorial and dedicate six weeks of your life just learning when you can draw your next stupid card
5. Something played on an x-box (which he plays everday, and which I do not even own one)
6. Something that does NOT involve a firm grasp of the English language
7. Something that involves a myriad of useless facts which he tends to remember from the 30-disc set of “The History of Warfare”

So… physical games in which his goal is to cause me discomfort or pain… he loves to play and I usually lose. Chess… I give him that. He is damn good at chess. He forgot to mention I kicked his ass at Mastermind once– and it was only once because he refused to ever play it again (he pretty much guessed I’d demolish him at Scrabble which is why he won’t play that one either…) See a pattern here, anyone?

August 5th, 2005

Katie the Mercenary asserted

ive got one…going home for Christmas as an adult and seeing the traditions continue now with your nieces and nephews Simple pleasure

October 24th, 2005

Christine 2 the Mercenary scribbled

Drinking red wine in a bubble bath listening to reggae. (Sure it’s weird…but that’s one of mine)

January 2nd, 2006

Christopher the Pyro uttered

That is wierd… but no wierd then this blog turning into one of my more favorite hobbies. )

January 3rd, 2006

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