Christopher the Pyro asserted
Until I can complete my full list of simple pleasures… here are a couple of my fav’s.
1. A great cheeseburger.
2. Waking up to two cheerleaders giving me a blowjob.
3. Waking up on a Saturday and realizing I have to manage to do is turn on the T.V and I can watch college football games all day long.
4. Kicking Christine’s ass at Chess.. again.
5. Relaxing in the sun.
6. Relaxing on the slopes.
7. Reading a great book.
8. Smelling Freshly Cut Grass
9. Sideways pussy. (asian girls)
10. Being a grown up and being able to buy all the stupid shit (like video games and strippers) I was too poor to buy when I was a broke as kid.
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Truly “simple” pleasures from a true “simpleton.”
Christopher the Pyro got all philosophical
The simpleton who beats your ass on a regular basis at every mind and physical game we have ever played.. except that one… (then again to her credit.. I won’t play scrabble)
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
In my defense, for Christopher to want to play a game with me, it must include one or more of the following features:
1. A blitz attack on me in the dark as I come out of an adjoining room
2. Some way for him to bend my fingers back until I am on my knees, pin my wrists, or somehow maneuver my head so that it is unreasonably close to his crotch
3. A game that involves throwing something ridiculously hard
4. A game that involves a bunch of stupid wizards and imaginary trolls that have a bunch of stupid powers and there are so many rules, you need to purchase a tutorial and dedicate six weeks of your life just learning when you can draw your next stupid card
5. Something played on an x-box (which he plays everday, and which I do not even own one)
6. Something that does NOT involve a firm grasp of the English language
7. Something that involves a myriad of useless facts which he tends to remember from the 30-disc set of “The History of Warfare”
So… physical games in which his goal is to cause me discomfort or pain… he loves to play and I usually lose. Chess… I give him that. He is damn good at chess. He forgot to mention I kicked his ass at Mastermind once– and it was only once because he refused to ever play it again (he pretty much guessed I’d demolish him at Scrabble which is why he won’t play that one either…) See a pattern here, anyone?
Katie the Mercenary asserted
ive got one…going home for Christmas as an adult and seeing the traditions continue now with your nieces and nephews Simple pleasure
Christine 2 the Mercenary scribbled
Drinking red wine in a bubble bath listening to reggae. (Sure it’s weird…but that’s one of mine)
Christopher the Pyro uttered
That is wierd… but no wierd then this blog turning into one of my more favorite hobbies. 