This weekend while on a typical trip to the movies to see “High Tension” (which sucked by the way.. – no big surprise considering Chrissy picked it)… anyway first off this movie was only playing at a shit theater, I’m not very particular about many things in life, but I do like going to the “White Peoples Mall – in Rancho Palos Vedas Estates” to see my movies, it’s less crowded and like the nickname suggests it’s mostly white people which is good if you want to watch a movie in peace and quiet.. (because all non-white people besides Asians are loud and obnoxious in theaters) anyway I was force to make a trip to the ghetto (the corner of PCH and Crenshaw) which just happens to be this fucking shopping center, with about a million parking place but not open one, so as I drove around I kept thinking oh there is a spot, but I went to turn in there would be some fucking ford fucas or some other similarly sized fucking car driving up my irritation level to unreasonable levels.. After about 4 failed attempts to park because of small cars.. it dawned on me that I HATE small cars.. and that we should ban them.. seriously they are very bad for Americans in the overall scheme of things, let me support my argument with just a few thoughts.. and apologizes in advance to my friends who drive small cars..
- First they drive up health care costs because it makes people like me have high blood pressure when I can’t park in a spot that I thought was open
- They encourage the use of gasoline instead of having America become less dependent on foreign fuels we are becoming more dependent and I think it will only get worst if everybody moves to these small cars! I mean if people stopped driving because they didn’t want to pay $4.00 for gas, you can be damn sure congress would figure out a way to make cars get 100 miles per gallon.
- They are just plain un-American.. America is about over consumption, we like big, we like loud, we like being wasteful if you want to be about under consumption pull a David Chapel move to fucking Africa and starve.
- Small cars are very “European”, last time I check besides England, the rest of Europe’s economies are in shambles.. So it doesn’t look like small cars helped them any.. and the only reason England is ok is because they speak English and they are our allies unlike those fucknuts in france… they can have their cheese, wine and small ass cars and I’ll keep my beer, fatty cheeseburgers and big gas guzzling cars.
So start acting like real American’s.. go buy a new Ford Mustang like Christine or a big ass truck and stop supporting this horrible trend of small high blood pressure inducing cars.