SOAP - Scorpions On A Plane!

Posted on January 9th, 2007 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

Stowaway scorpions attacked passengers on board a plane headed to Toronto nearly causing a disastrous crash. There were heavy delays at Miami International Airport as investigators combed the airport for further arachnids.

The scorpion apparently crawled out of multiple carry-on knapsacks that were left on the flight 1552 from Miami to Toronto. There is every indication the scorpions were brought onto the plane intentionally and the FBI is now investigating this event as a likely terrorist act protesting the DVD release of Snakes on a Plane.

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Christine the Lioness added

You’ve got to be fucking kidding.

January 9th, 2007

benz the Groupie uttered

You almost got me there… lolz

January 9th, 2007

AJ the Zen Master stated

You are kidding right? O

January 9th, 2007

Haas the Addict stated

Yes that DVD has to be banned at all costs!

January 10th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro uttered

Well I’m mostly joking.. there was one on a Plane and it did attack one passenger.. but that’s kind of boring don’t u think?

January 10th, 2007

Christine the Lioness quibbed this

Christopher has a way of “embellishing” every story he tells… but then again, you all know that already.

January 10th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro chimed in with

I also sometimes understate the damage she causes when she swings that knife around.

January 10th, 2007

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