Christine the Lioness (3122)
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Ben2 the Soldier (56) ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this
How sexist of you Christine — umm, and please don’t forward this to my wife!
Christine the Lioness remarked
Actually… the whole thing is making fun of women, not men… but I still thought it was funny. I’m an equal opportunity sexist.
AJ the Zen Master chimed in with
OT:
Yearghhhh… You linked to pdfs! Why not plain text or directly in the post itself > 
Christine the Lioness penned this
I don’t think I could really do it justice if the formatting was lost… the “officialness” is part of what makes them funny.
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
Yes.. men are the accountable ones.. men know there is no point in having women sign a contract since they won’t actual honor it…
Christine the Lioness uttered
OR… men are likely the only ones that will do anything “inappropriate” during their night out with the guys… women needn’t go to such detail because it’s implied they can be trusted.
If guys were “accountable” and “honest” there wouldn’t be a need for such detailed permission slips, would there?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent mentioned
I thought we had surpassed all of this nonsense with a newer, more modern form:
the prenupt…
Just in case of 
Dixie the Virgin asserted
Uggggghhhhh I can’t see it !!! I try and I can’t see it…. PDF I want to see it HELP !!!! 
Christine the Lioness uttered
Have your tried downloading Adobe Reader?
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